Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Lip Legit

During the Stone Temple Pilots weekend show in Toronto, Scott Weiland sang accapella to dispel rumors he has been lip synching on tour. STP also covered Led Zeppelin’s 'Dancing Day'. Scott told fans at another show. "There has never been a time in the 25-plus years that I have been singing with these guys, or a combination of these guys, or with other musicians, that I have not sang. So, whoever started that bulls**t claim, like so many other bulls**t claims... it's such a travesty. We are a rock 'n' roll band. Rock 'n' roll bands perform live."

Push up or Pay up

Brent McMahon has challenged Taylor Lautner to a pushup contest. The Twilight star is suing McMahon’s RV for failing to deliver a custom vehicle in time. Lautner wants $40,000 as a settlement. McMahon says he’s willing to pay the money if the actor beats him in a push-up contest. If he wins, he’ll donate the money to charity.

Head Above the rest

Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu has insured his hair for $1 million. Head and Shoulders took out the policy to make sure nothing happens to his three-foot locks. The insurance was obtained through Lloyd's of London. Polamalu, a five-time Pro Bowl player, wears his hair long as a tribute to his Samoan heritage. Larry Johnson once tackled Polamalu by the hair during a 49-yard interception return in 2006.

Happy Birthday 8/31

Today is invent a new sandwich day.
There are 116 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: a box of tissues.

Jeff Hardy (33)
Chris Tucker (38)
Debbie Gibson (40)
Richard Gere (61)
Tom Coughlin (64)
Van Morrison (65)

On this date in 1897 Thomas Edison invented the movie camera.
On this date in 1946 Foghorn Leghorn debuted in Warner Brothers cartoons.
On this date in 2004 Passion of the Christ was released on DVD.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Rock Star Threads

Scott Weiland launched his clothing line, Weiland For English Laundry, in Canada yesterday. He says, "From early on, I was inspired by rock icons like David Bowie and Keith Richards who helped in molding my personal sense of style."

Rockstar Timing

Guns N Roses' performance at the Reading Festival ended in chaos over the weekend. The band started an hour late and then had their mikes killed at 11:30 p.m. local time. Axl Rose tried to sing through a megaphone, but gave up and left the stage

Britney's B-day Suit

Showbiz Spy claims Britney Spears may do a nude scene in a movie. A source says, “Britney says herself that she is in the best shape of her life. She has worked so hard to get the body she wants and intends to make the most of it. She’s already in negotiations for at least one quite shocking photoshoot and may even bare all in a movie. She’s very proud of her body after all the stick she has received about her looks over the years.”

Accident my A$$

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon says there is a sex tape featuring her and Heidi Montag. She claims Spencer Pratt stole it. "There is a sex tape of me and Heidi. Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he 'accidentally' took my camera. I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it's starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don't want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi."

Happy Birthday 8/30

Today is national toast a marshmallow day!
There are 117 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: cold medicine

Andy Roddick (28)
Lisa Ling (37)
Cameron Diaz (38)
Michael Chicklis (47)
Lewis Black (62)
Warren Buffet (80)

On this date in 1990 Ken Griffey & Ken Griffey Jr. became the first father-son combo to play on the same major league baseball team.
On this date in 1993 The Late Show with David Letterman premiered in CBS.
On this date in 1997 American's learned of the car crash that killed Princess Diana.

If today is your birthday .. Take that long overdue vacation if you can. You will be drawn to individuals who can provide you with both intellectual conversation and physical passion. Nagging has never been something that you could tolerate, and it's once again driving you into a lonely state of affairs.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Double Duty

Adam Sandler is going to play opposite sex twins in a new comedy called Jack & Jill. It's about a man whose twin sister visits for the Thanksgiving holiday and then refuses to leave. Katie Holmes will play his wife while Al Pacino will play himself.
Today is national dog day!
There are 121 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: a motorcycle

Macauley Culkin (30)
Shirley Manson of Garbage (44)
Magic coach Stan Van Gundy (51)
Tom Ridge (65)

On this date in 580 AD The Chinese was the first to use toilet paper.
On this date in 1885 the motorcycle was patented.
On this date in 1920 the 19th Amendment passed giving women the right to vote.
On this date in 1929 the first roller coaster was built.
On this date in 1957 Ford rolled out the first Edsel.

If today is your birthday .. Be sure that you lay your cards on the table. Help elders get their personal papers in order. Changes to your self image will be to your benefit as long as you don't over pay.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Ochocincoooooooohs

Chad Ochocinco has launched his own cereal line called “Ochocincos”. They will be sold HERE

Happy Birthday 8/25

Today is kiss & make up day.
There are 122 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: the sun/warm weather to come back!

Blake Lively (23)
Rachel Bilson (29)
Claudia Schiffer (40)
Rachel Ray (42)
Billy Ray Cyrus (49)
Tim Burton (52)
Elvis Costello (56)
Rob Halford (59)
Gene Simmons (61)
Regis Philbin (79)
Sean Connery (80)

On this date in 1792 the guillotine was first used.
On this date in 1949 RCA announced the invention of color TV.
On this date in 1953 DNA was first identified.
On this date in 1988 Cagney & Lacey last aired on CBS.

If today is your birthday .. Your boss won't be too thrilled if you leave things unfinished. Property investments, insurance, tax rebates, or inheritance should bring you financial gains. Don't overspend on friends or children.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Deadly Author

Slipknot's Corey Taylor is writing a book about the Seven Deadly Sins. "I just finished writing it, and it's being edited right now," Taylor said. "We're hoping to get it out by the spring of next year. It's about the Seven Deadly Sins and my take on them and how I don't think they're sins at all. They're human characteristics. They're just human flaws and things that we all experience, yet because we all deal with them we're all doomed?"

Big Stars... Big Film?

John Cusack and Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder may star in a new movie based on the book “The Curse: Cubs Win! Cubs Win! … Or Do They?” Cusack would fictional Cubs manager Mike Callan.

Translator, please.

The Smoking Gun Website claims the U.S. Department of Justice is looking to hire people, who are fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe secretly recorded conversations between drug dealers.

Happy Birthday 8/24

Today is Shooting Star Day!
There are 123 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: a star named after her!

Rupert Grint (22)
Chad Michael Murray (29)
Dave Chapelle (37)
Marlee Matlin (45)
Craig Kilborn (48)
Steve Guttenberg (52)
Mike Shanahan (58)
Kenny Baker R2-D2 of Star Wars(76)

On this date in 1853 potato chips were invented.
On this date in 1869 the waffle iron was invented.
On this date in 1979 The Facts of Life premiered.
On this date in 1995 Windows 95 debuted.

If today is your birthday .. You will find it easy to learn and excel. You need to concentrate on the areas where you can make a difference. Your tendency to take on too much will end in fatigue.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Caught in the act

Spencer Pratt is threatening to release a sex tape of him and Heidi Montag. A source tells the Daily Mail, "Heidi’s really p***ed off. She denies there is a sex tape. She’s furious that Spencer would try and embarrass her like this."

Spencer says he wants $5 million for the tape. "When I realized how much Kim Kardashian was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

A sex tape featuring Playboy's Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag also exists and may be sold.

Go big or go home

A group of 2,500 people set a new world record yesterday for the largest number of simultaneously erupting "Mentos geysers". The Mexico City participants dropped the candy inside 2-liter bottles of soda at the same time. The mixture created a giant geyser of fizz. A representative from Guinness World Records was on hand to verify the event.

Comic CON


Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich appeared at the Chicago Comic Con this past weekend where he charged $50 for autographs and $80 for photos.

ISEX

When "Avatar" returns to IMAX theaters on Friday fans will get to see the love scene between Jake Sully's avatar and Neytiri beneath the sacred Tree of Souls. Director James Cameron says the sex scene will not change the film's rating.

Happy Birthday 8/23

Today is Hug Your Sweetheart day!
Virgo begins today!!
There are 124 shopping days left till Xmas!
Zoey wants:: a Virgo sweetheart to hug!

Kobe Bryant (32)
Dean DeLeo of Stone Temple Pilots (49)
Shelley Long (61)
Rick Springfield (61)
Barbara Eden (76)

On this date in 2032 BC Egyptians were the first to use birth control
On this date in 1992 Hurricane Andrew hit Florida.
On this date in 2000 Richard Hatch became the first winner of Survivor.

Skillet @ 979X Roof-A-Thon 8/18/10

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

BAD DOG!

The Consumerist claims some Petsmart stores are charging customers $6 'bad dog fees' if their pooches act up while being groomed.

Happy Birthday 8/17

Today is National Thrift Store Day!
There are 130 shopping days left till Xmas.
Zoey wants:: to go to the Harford fair!

Donnie Wahlberg (41)
Jon Gruden (47)
Sean Penn (50)
Belinda Carlisle (52)
Robert DeNiro (67)

On this date in 1835 the wrench was patented.
On this date in 1987 Dirty Dancing opened.
On this date in 2008 Michel Phelps won his record breaking 8th Olympic Gold Medal.

If today is your birthday .. You may be overreacting to personal problems. Try not to lend or borrow money or belongings today. Competitive games will be your forte.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Tailgating with Slash!

Slash, Myles Kennedy, and Jason Bonham will perform during a pre-game tailgate concert at the New York Jets' home opener on September 13th against the Baltimore Ravens.

Unlucky 13

A 13 year-old London boy is lucky to be alive after being struck by lightening at precisely 1:13 p.m. (or 13:13) on Friday the 13th. The unidentified teen was attending an air show by the Royal Air Force Aerobatic Team when a thunderstorm suddenly rolled in. Another teen and a woman were also hit by lightning but they did not require hospital treatment. The next Friday the 13th is May 2011. The victim is ok.

Oh Miley!

The Star claims Miley Cyrus wants D-cup breast implants. A source says, "Miley is intent on getting a boob job. She's insisting her parents sign the consent forms, which is required since she is still 17."

Happy Birthday 8/16

This week is National Aviation Week!
There are 131 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: some Tiger Balm

Rumer Willis (22)
Vanessa Carlton (30)
Steve Carell (47)
Angela Bassett (52)
Madonna (52)
James Cameron (56)
Kathy Lee Gifford (57)
Frank Gifford (80)

On this date in 1948 Babe Ruth died
On this date in 1977 Elvis died
On this date in 1985 MAdonna married Sean Penn
On this date in 2008 Ellen DeGeneres & Portia De Rossi were married.

If today is your birthday .. Curb or cut out that bad habit you've been meaning to do something about. Changes to your self image will be to your benefit as long as you don't over pay. Communication must be open, precise, and honest.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Biggest slut EVER?!?!

25 year-old Nikki Lee claims she has slept with 5,000 men. She says since losing her virginity at 16, she has had sex in discos, nightclubs, cinemas, parks, alleyways, beaches and on balconies. Nikki has a red notebook in which she keeps details on every man she has slept with. She scores each man on a 10-point must system and puts stars next to the best lovers. Nikki tells the Sun, "I just have two rules: no men who belong to someone else and only safe sex. Apart from that, pretty much anything else goes."

Making the grade

Students are wagering on their grades for the upcoming school year. Ultrinsic.com allows students from 36 colleges to wager on how well they’ll do during the upcoming semester. The site calculates how much they will pay based on a student's academic history and other info researchers can get their hands on. If a student reaches their target grade, Ultrinsic will pay them based on the amount it calculated. If not, the student must pay them. Critics say Ultrinsic may encourage students to gamble.

Ultrinsic.com

Happy Birthday 8/13

Today is National Skinny Dipping Day & Left-Hander's Day!
There are 134 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: Some Advil

Danny Bonaduce (51)
Fidel Castro (84)
Alfred Hitchcock would have been (111)

On this date in 1889 the first coin operated telephone was patented.
On this date in 1907 the first US taxi cabs hit the streets.
On this date in 1999 Steffi Graf retired from Tennis.

If today is your birthday .. You will learn a great deal from people with different cultural backgrounds. You'll look guilty if you don't lay your cards on the table. You can expect the fur to fly on the home front.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

What could have been...

Courtney Love says her daughter, Frances Bean, turned down roles in Twilight and Alice in Wonderland. "Frances is so beautiful, but she doesn't want to be famous. She was offered the part of Bella in the Twilight movies, and Tim Burton wanted her for Alice in Wonderland. But she wants to go to college - she's very good at graphic novels... Frances will be fine."

Ozzy + Jimmy

Ozzy Osbourne will guest star "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" next Monday.

Harsh Reality

Nude photos of Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky are about to hit the net. A source says, “An ex-boyfriend is using a broker to shop the photograph. No deal has been made yet, but the ex has a lot of other material from his time dating her. The seller of the topless photo wants to remain anonymous right now. But it is one of her ex-boyfriends.” The pic is said to feature Ali topless with beer being poured over her body.

"The shirt before the shirt"

The Situation's new clothing line, “Dilligaf”, will be out in September. “Dilligaf” stands for “Does it look like I give a f---?”

Happy Birthday 8/12

Today is Vinyl Record day!
There are 135 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants::

Plaxico Burress (33)
Casey Affleck (35)
Rebecca Gayheart (38)
Pete Sampras (39)
Sir Mix A Lot (47)

On this date in 1851 the sewing machine was invented.
On this date in 1972 the last American ground troops left Vietnam.
On this date in 1981 the personal computer & MS-DOS 1.0 was released.

If today is your birthday .. Children's needs could be more costly than you anticipated. Get on with business. Today will be rather hectic on the domestic scene.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Back in Black

Ozzy says a Black Sabbath reunion won't happen until 2012. "It's not going to happen for at least a year or two because I've got my tour and an album to do. But it's not added to the realms of never ever. I would be a liar if I said to you I wouldn't want to do the ultimate Sabbath album. I always wanted to be a Beatle and people said, 'Well, Sabbath is a heavy metal version of The Beatles'."

Going Green!

System of A Down's Serj Tankian is delaying the release of his new solo CD so he can print the packaging on eco-friendly paper.

Dynamic Duo

Tom Cruise wants David Beckham to star with him in Mission Impossible 4. A source says, "Tom wants to make Mission: Impossible 4 the biggest and best action movie of all time. He has already planned some spectacular stunts and amazing action scenes but he also wants some big stars. He's suggesting David for a small cameo role that would be significant to the plot. David is a massive star with a huge following worldwide and a lot of people are going to want to see him in a movie."

Happy Birthday 8/11

Today is Presidential joke day!
There are 136 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: a vintage Hulk Hogan action figure

Alyson Stoner (17)
Asher Roth (25)
Joe Rogan host of Fear Factor (43)
Hulk Hogan (57)

On this date in 1856 Anthony Haas patented the accordion.
On this date in 1934 Alcatraz received its first prisoners.
On this date in 1992 the Mall of America opened.

If today is your birthday .. A little rest will do wonders. Don't point your finger unjustly at others. Your devotion will be persuasive.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Take this job & shove it!

Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater exploded yesterday on a passenger. His flight from Pittsburgh had just landed at New York's JFK Airport when he got into a shouting match. Eyewitnesses say the passenger, a woman, ignored his requests to sit down, and struck him in the head with her bag. She said "go f--k yourself" and called him a "mo-fo." Slater then got on the flight's PA system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane including the woman. He took some beers from the galley, pulled the emergency chute and slid off the plane. Slater was later arrested at his home. He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree.

Like a virgin

A Hungarian schoolgirl is auctioning off her virginity to save her mother's home from foreclosure. The 17-year-old blonde says she is looking for a "savior" not a husband. The original sale was closed down by eBay, after the bidding topped $150,000. Bidding will reopen on a Hungarian television station this week.

The unidentified high schooler says she has never had a boyfriend. "I don't think there is anything wrong with it. It's just for one night. And I think it's actually quite romantic because the man who pays me this money will be helping to save my family from being homeless. I told my mom about the plan. She was shocked and begged me not to do it but how else will we raise the cash to save our home? Since the media frenzy started, a lot of people have called me a martyr or a slut. I am neither. I am just a girl who wants to have a better future, who wants to take care of her family."

Gunning for a job

Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. His campaign will be taped for his new reality show.

Birthday 8/10

Today is National S'mores day!
There are 137 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: a S'mores maker.

Angie Harmon (38)
Antonio Banderas (50)
Roseanna Arquette (51)

On this date in 1948 Candid Camera premiered.
On this date in 1985 Michael Jackson paid $47.5 million for the Beatles' catalog.
On this date in 1995 Heidi Fleiss was convicted of conspiracy, tax evasion & money laundering.

If today is your birthday .. You will upset your partner if you have spent money on things that aren't necessary. You will find it easy finalizing personal papers if you make an effort. Romantic relationships could be under pressure.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Bar Fight

Sum 41's Deryck Whibley is recovering from being attacked in a bar in Japan. The group Tweeted: "Deryck Whibley was attacked in a bar last night by three unknown people. He is in the hospital now. Japanese police are looking into the matter. We are waiting for results and we are hoping for the best. Thank you for your support." A source says, "It appears Deryck has slipped a disc in his back once again."

Borat part II

Kazakhstan filmmaker Erkin Rakishev says, "We want to ride on the wave of success of Borat, to take advantage of this popular image in the West to show people the real Kazakhstan, not Baron Cohen's Kazakhstan." The sequel will chronicle the travels of an American Borat superfan who arrives in Kazakhstan expecting a post-Soviet wasteland but finds instead a prosperous petro-state

Birthday Party

Barack Obama celebrated his birthday yesterday by playing basketball with LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Derek Fisher, Chris Paul, Earvin “Magic” Johnson, Joakim Noah, Chauncey Billups, Grant Hill, Derrick Rose and Bill Russell. Kobe Bryant was on hand but did not play.

You're In Good Hands

SafeGuard Guaranty is offering the world’s first divorce insurance policy. WedLock offers cash to cover the costs of a divorce and moving into a new apartment or house. It is sold in “units of protection” with each unit costing $15.99 per month and providing up to $1,250 in coverage. If you get divorced and your policy has matured, you would send WedLock proof of your divorce. In return, you’d receive a lump sum of cash equivalent to the amount of coverage you had purchased.

JAWS strikes again!

Joey "Jaws" Chestnut downed 32 slices of pizza in 7 minutes to win the pizza eating competition at the annual Bite of Oregon sponsored by Pepto Bismol. Chestnut's five opponents ate just 30 slices between them!

Joey ate 32 slices of NY style pizza in 7 minutes. That's...
  • 1 slice every 15 seconds
  • 4 total pizzas
  • about 16,000 calories
  • about 640 fat grams
  • about 1,280 cholesterol grams


Read more HERE

Snooktionary

Snooki is writing a new book called "Snooktionary" "so people can understand what the hell I'm saying on the show cause nobody knows."