Wednesday, October 7, 2009

St. Louis "Rushes"?

Rush Limbaugh and St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts are planning to buy the St Louis Rams. The team is currently on a 14 game losing streak and has lost 31 of its last 36 games.


Smells Like Success

Simon Cowell is launching his own line of aftershave. He has received a $375,000 advance for his scent.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Ozzy has issues

Ozzy says anti-depressants have ruined his love life. He also claims Viagra doesn't work fast enough. Ozzy admitted: "By the time it kicked in, Sharon was fast asleep. I end up pumping away on top of Sharon like a road drill all night, with nothing happening."

Happy Birthday... Nevermind!

Simon Cowell's agent, Jonathan Shalit, attended his 50th birthday party on Saturday where he gifted him with the famous Nirvana 'Nevermind' CD cover. It had been digitally altered to feature Cowell’s image. Shalit says, "It’s fair to say Simon likes to look at himself,’ said Shalit. ‘So I’ve put him on the cover of one of the most famous albums of all time."

Queen of Rock Band

A Queen Rock Band video game is in the works. The songs you will soon be able to play along to are:

Another One Bites the Dust

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

One Vision

Fat Bottomed Girls

I Want It All

I Want to Break Free

Killer Queen

Somebody to Love

Tie Your Mother

Down Under Pressure

Metallica's No #1 Fan!

85-year-old cancer survivor Margaret Priebe met Metallica during their Tampa show on Saturday. James Hetfield dedicated "Nothing Else Matters" to her and called her "The number one METALLICA fan!" The band signed her copy of "Death Magnetic" and gave her a roadie T-shirt.