Showing posts with label Craig's List. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Craig's List. Show all posts

Friday, January 7, 2011

Craziest Bet EVER!


Oregon Ducks fan Ryan Tharp wants to celebrate the BCS National Championship Game by marrying an Auburn fan in Vegas, then getting an annulment the next day. His Craigslist proposal reads:

Fact: January 10th, 2011 the Oregon Ducks will crush the Auburn Tigers.

It's true...and I'm willing to bet on it. In fact, I'm so confident in the Duck's kickass ability, that I would wager my most prized possession: my first marriage. That's right. You can be the first woman I walk down the aisle with, my first I Do, and the first woman to be Mrs. Ryan Tharp. However, as always, there is a catch. I am 25-years old, I love life, love to travel, love my Ducks, and am in no way, shape, or form ready for any sort of committed anything. Accordingly, our marriage will need to be annulled the next day. That's where the bet comes in.

I, along with several buddies, will be celebrating the Duck victory in Vegas from January 11th-14th. During that extravaganza, I plan on taking in the entire Vegas experience, including marrying a stranger. If you are cute enough, spontaneous enough, and an all around cool chick....let's get hitched. Loser of the bet has to pay the annulment costs. So, if you are going to be in Vegas after the National Championship, believe in your Tigers, and want to have stories to tell your grandchildren (won't be mine) then shoot me an email...with a pic! We can even get cool mugs with our picture on it.

If you want to know a little about me, I have my Facebook and Twitter links below. In short, I'm a huge Duck fan, have my own place in Portland with my English Bulldog Winston, just graduated law school, and am pretty low-key. Let's do this, and GO DUCKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Give your left nut...

Saints fans are doing everything they can to get tickets to the Super Bowl. One man posted this ad on Craigslist offering to sell one of his testicles:

WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)

High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available!
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
No perverts!!!!!
Email for additional information!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Ticket to Paradise

Men are using the NFL playoffs as a way to score dates. Law enforcement officials are warning women to stay away from sketchy ads like the one this Colts fan posted on Craigslist.

"I have an extra ticket to the Colts Playoff game this Saturday night against the Ravens. I am looking for someone that is wanting to go to the game and then have a little more fun after the game. This is posted in the Casual Encounters Section for a reason, so there is an expectation as to what I expect from you in exchange for what I am providing :) It's a great opportunity for you to enjoy a game you may not have otherwise been able to attend for whatever reason."