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Academy Awards Drinking Game according to Moviefone

Sips

• Sip every time a someone makes a 'Black Swan' lesbian sex scene joke.


• Sip if Natalie Portman mentions having sex with her boyfriend.


• Every time someone makes a joke about cutting off his or her arm (a la James Franco in '127 Hours'), take a sip.


• Sip every time someone is compared to Meryl Streep.


• Sip if someone makes a dirty pun about 'Winter's Bone.'


• If a famous actress is wearing a dress that reveals her midriff, take a sip.


• Take a sip if a film you haven't seen wins for Best Picture.


• Take a sip if co-host Anne Hathaway comes out wearing a Catwoman costume.


• Sip once if an Oscar winner tries to connect the victory to the protests in Egypt. Drink twice if it's Sean Penn.


• Sip once if someone tries to connect the win to the protests in Wisconsin. Drink twice if it's Sean Penn.


• Sip if anyone makes a joke about Ricky Gervais' infamous hosting job at the 2010 Golden Globes.


• Sip if someone actually says, "It's an honor just to be nominated."


• Sip once if they cut to Jack Nicholson; twice is he's wearing shades.


• Take a sip for each technical difficulty.


• Take a sip if a presenter points out that he/she can't read the teleprompter.


• Take a sip if they cut from Ryan Reynolds to Scarlett Johansson.

Shots

• Take a shot if anyone slips and falls.

Drinks

• Drink a wine cooler if Hailee Steinfeld wins.


• Drink a Red Bull and vodka if '127 Hours' wins.


• Drink whiskey if 'True Grit' wins.


• Drink Grey Goose if 'Black Swan' wins.

American Idol Drinking Game

Perfect for tonight's show. Keep track of how many you have!

Drink everytime Randy says "Dawg" "Dude" or "Man...drink twice if he says it to a woman.
Drink everytime the judges fight or the guest judge disses a judge
Drink whenever Simon uses the title of the song as part of his insult.
Drink everytime Simon says "this is a SINGING competition"
Drink everytime Kara is hot and bothered by a hot male contestant.
Drink twice if he sings directly to her.
Drink everytime someone tells Simon "Well, that's just YOUR opinion!"
Drink everytime a contestant says "I'm the next American Idol."

OMG of the day

A new American Idol drinking game has hit the net just in time for the show's season finale. Fans are encouraged to drink every time the following occurs:

- Drink one time every time Randy says, "dawg" or "dude" to a female or "baby" to a male singer
- Drink one time every time Simon uses the word "horrible" or the word "karaoke" or "cabaret

- Drink twice every time Randy says "It was just alright for me, dude", "I wasn't feelin' it" and "That song was too big for you"
- Drink twice every time Kara talks about how she would sign the person today
- Drink twice every time Paula pushes or punches Simon

- Drink three times every time Paula claims to have gotten "goose bumps" or "chills" during the performance
- Drink three times every time Simon talks about being honest (example. "If I'm going to be honest") and "It was a complete and utter mess"

- Drink four times every time Paula slurs her words or is incoherent
- Drink four times every time Randy says "keeping it real" or "good lookin' out"