"Send Him Crap"

A girl from New Jersey, named Ashley, recently asked Ozzy what she should do to get even with her ex-boyfriend for proposing to her best friend. In his latest Rolling Stone magazine advice column, he replied that she should send him a bag of crap. "If you're gonna send crap in the mail, take a leaf out of my wife's book and do it right: Put it in a Tiffany's box. Everyone loves to get a Tiffany's box, which makes the thought of them (ex and his fiancee) untying the ribbon and bow to find a fresh dump inside even more satisfying."

Dream or Nightmare?

17 of Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriends are expected to attend his 50th birthday bash this weekend. A source tells the Daily Mirror that ex-girlfriend Jackie St Claire planned the party. The champagne will be flowing and judging by the guest list, Simon will need it. Incredibly, 17 of his ex-girlfriends, dates and former flings will be there. For most men this would be an utter nightmare, but if anyone can pull it off, Simon can. If truth be told, he's actually on exceptionally good terms with nearly all of them so there shouldn't be any crying or embarrassing tantrums - either from the girls or Simon."