Bad Boys!

The company that owns the rights to Paris Hilton's XXX debut, "One Night in Paris", is suing 843 men for illegally downloading the film in 2010 and 2011

Ooppsie!

Paris Hilton is upset with the photographer who snapped shots of her jet skiing topless this past weekend off the coast of Sardenia. She Tweeted: "Note to Self - Beware. You never know when some perv paparazzi may be lurking and hiding on a fishing boat in the middle of the ocean."

Dressed Down

Slash says he no longer wears disguises when he goes out. "The other week I went to a fancydress party at Paris Hilton's house. I really don't like dressing up but my wife wanted to go so I just went as me. The funny thing was there were two other Slashes there and a girl who was dressed as Axl Rose. It was pretty weird but I got a real kick out of it. And no one thought for a minute I was the real Slash!"

Bad Girl, Paris

Ramiro Benitez filed for a Temporary Restraining Order against Paris Hilton last week because he claims she has threatened him both physically and financially. He also says he is the victim of "numerous sexual assaults" by her.

OMG of the day

Paris Hilton's landscapers recently made a huge blunder when they accidentally dug up her pet cemetery to install a new, crown-shaped pool.