Sh*t for Xmas.

The Miller Park Zoo, near Bloomington, Illinois, is selling Xmas ornaments made from animal dung. Zoo marketing director Susie Ohley says the dung is clear-coated, painted and then rolled in glitter. “Each one is unique — they are each a work of art.” Each $10 ornament comes with a label of authenticity. Contact: the zoo at (309) 434-2250

OMG of the day

During Papa Roach's recent show in Manchester, England, a fan went to the bathroom in the middle of the mosh pit. An eyewitness says, "About halfway through Papa Roach's set, everybody started commenting on how bad the smell was. I guess it was like someone had farted or something, but it was MUCH worse. All of a sudden, there was a massive gap in the crowd and my friend told me that someone had actually done a shit! I turned around and saw this guy with cleaning materials wiping it up!!! Thank God I didn't step on it. I don't think the band were aware of it, I didn't hear them tell people to do it anyway, I think this person just decided he needed to shit. I have no idea whether people were skidding in it or whether there was wiping action."