Sheen's such a DOLL!

A new CHARLIE SHEEN love doll hit the market earlier this week, but you can't get one just yet . . . because it sold out within 24 hours. It's called "Crackhead Charlie", and it's marketed as a, quote, "Winning love doll." The box also brags, quote, "You don't have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. You have to believe a lot of people bought these dolls for the novelty factor alone. But at the same time, I wonder how many people. male or female, bought one for EROTIC reasons.

Mylie BLOWS UP!

It's pretty much a rite of passage these days when you're a famous female celebrity: Somebody's going to make a SEX DOLL that knocks off your image. MILEY CYRUS has one. It's called "Finally Miley" and the box promises quote, "3 achey love holes." Not surprisingly, Miley doesn't take this as a compliment. The word is that she's considering a lawsuit. The company that makes the Finally Miley doll says the first batch sold out in less than 48 hours.