Patriot Act

Last week, a Marine sergeant named Scott Moore posted a video on YouTube asking MILA KUNIS to attend the Marine Corps Ball with him on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina. Well . . . Mila has ACCEPTED. Mila and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE were being interviewed by Fox News for their upcoming flick "Friends With Benefits" . . . and Justin put the hard sell on her, saying, quote, "You need to do it for your country." Mila said, quote, "I'll go. I'll do it for you." Then she asked Justin if he was going, too. He replied, quote, "They don't want me! They want you."

Kareem is SMASHING!

Did you know the SMASHING PUMPKINS had another album in the works? Or, did you even know the Smashing Pumpkins were still a band? Well, would you believe it if you heard it from NBA legend KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR? As strange as it is, Kareem appears in a video promo for the Pumpkins, in which he smashes a pumpkin . . . by DUNKING it . . . and says, quote, "Check out the new Smashing Pumpkins album 'Oceania', it's coming soon."

How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

Play on!

YouTube has added a button that plays Vuvuzela Horns over its clips. The new button appears in the shape of a soccer ball on the bottom right hand corner of the screen.