Last week in North Carolina, police arrested a man with an outstanding murder warrant. Once he was in jail, a gun turned up in his cell. And they believe he smuggled it in . . . inside his RECTUM. The gun was TEN INCHES LONG and he shoved it up there. Wisely, it was UNLOADED . . . he was taken to the hospital to see if he suffered any injuries from smuggling the gun like that. Read more HERE
On Friday morning, a police officer in Florida spotted a couple having MORNING SEX in a car near a park. When she went to break them up, the guy took off. The cops found him . . . AND found he had a bunch of stolen property in the car. So, because he couldn't resist morning sex . . . and then fled and drew attention to himself . . . he's facing a bunch of theft charges. Read more HERE
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