SAMUEL L. JACKSON has narrated a children's audio book called "Go the [Eff] to Sleep". Okay, it's not really a children's book. It's written LIKE a children's book. But it's from the perspective of a parent who can't get his freakin' kid to go to sleep. And it's LITTERED WITH PROFANITY. That's why Sam Jackson is the PERFECT narrator for it. Here's a brief sample:
The Eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep
I know you're not thirsty that's bull[crap], stop lyin'
Lie the [eff] down my darling, and sleep.
Here's the best part: You can download the audio for FREE HERE or purchase the book HERE
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