In Florida, a deadbeat dad REALLY didn't want to pay $4,000 in child support. So he called the police and told them he'd been robbed and STABBED, and men stole the $4,000 from him. To sell it, he even STABBED HIMSELF in the stomach with a piece of glass. The cops quickly unraveled his story . . . and now he owes the child support AND has been charged with making a false report.
In Florida, a man was BITTEN at his neighbor's Memorial Day party. And while no one at the party would admit to it, police were able to figure out who bit him . . . because only one woman at the party had ENOUGH TEETH to have made the mark. Every other adult at the party had no or very few teeth. The woman was arrested.
In Michigan, a man got into a fight with his estranged wife and ended up BITING OFF HER EYELID. She needed massive surgeries . . . and he could get up to 10 years in prison for felony assault with intent to maim.
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