On Saturday in California, a man walked into a bank with a backpack and claimed it was full of ANTHRAX. The place was evacuated, he was arrested, and a bomb squad was called in to check out the bag. Turns out there was no anthrax inside . . . just POOP. The guy moved his bowels into the bag before he went to the bank. He's undergoing a psych evaluation now.
At a yoga festival In Colorado, a woman was using one of the Porta-Potties when she noticed something moving in the receptacle tank below. Turns out it was a MAN . . . with a fetish for watching people use the bathroom. He managed to escape . . . the cops say he fled from the scene, quote, "covered in feces."
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