OMG of the day

A new American Idol drinking game has hit the net just in time for the show's season finale. Fans are encouraged to drink every time the following occurs:

- Drink one time every time Randy says, "dawg" or "dude" to a female or "baby" to a male singer
- Drink one time every time Simon uses the word "horrible" or the word "karaoke" or "cabaret

- Drink twice every time Randy says "It was just alright for me, dude", "I wasn't feelin' it" and "That song was too big for you"
- Drink twice every time Kara talks about how she would sign the person today
- Drink twice every time Paula pushes or punches Simon

- Drink three times every time Paula claims to have gotten "goose bumps" or "chills" during the performance
- Drink three times every time Simon talks about being honest (example. "If I'm going to be honest") and "It was a complete and utter mess"

- Drink four times every time Paula slurs her words or is incoherent
- Drink four times every time Randy says "keeping it real" or "good lookin' out"