Thursday, September 30, 2010

Winter is coming and you're gonna be bored!


13 "Mad Scientist" Devices you can build at home!
  • Robotic Snake
  • Solar Death Ray
  • Panic Generator
  • Anti-Gravity UFO
  • Laser Ray Gun
  • Laser Listening Device
  • Tesla Coil
  • EMP Generator
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • Van De Graaff Generator
  • Foresic Labratory
  • Jam Jar Jet
  • Motion Activated Shocker

Check em all out HERE

Spray on clothing?!

Happy Birthday 9/30


Today is chewing gum day!
There are 86 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: some gum!

rapper TPain (26)
Lacy Chabert (28)
Kieran Culkin (28)
Jenna Elfman (39)
Fran Drescher (53)
Barry Williams (56)
Angie Dickinson (79)
On this date in 1452 The first Book, Gutenberg's Bible, was published.
On this date in 1630 the US's fist execution took place.
On this date in 1841 the stapler was patented.
On this date in 1960 the Flintstones premiered.
On this date in 1982 Cheers premiered.
On this date in 1984 Murder, She Wrote premeired.

If today is your birthday ..You can expect opposition from family as well as colleagues. Travel for business or pleasure. You will drive your emotional partner crazy today.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Heatwave

Some of the drivers operating refrigerated trucks in L.A. are charging people $10 for 10 minutes inside their coolers. On Monday, temps reached 113. Yesterday, the high was 95. The drivers say construction sites and road crews have become gold mines since the beginning of the week.

Happy Birthday 9/29

Today is national coffee day!
There are 87 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: some hand cream.

Kevin Durant (22)
Erika Eleniak (41)
Andrew Dice Clay (53)
Bryant Gumbel (62)
Jerry Lee Lewis (75)

On this date in 1789 the Army was established.
On this date in 1899 the VFW was established.
On this date in 1916 J.D. Rockefeller became the first billionaire.
On this date in 1950 the first answering machine was introduced.
On this date in 1953 My Favorite Martian premiered on CBS
On this date in 1985 MacGyver debuted on ABC.
On this date in 1996 the Nintendo 64 debuted.

If today is your birthday .. You will be accident prone if you aren't careful today. Entertainment should include your whole family. Don't hesitate to sign up for creative courses or physical fitness programs.

Shoes of the FUTURE


Remember those sneakers Marty McFly had in Back to the Future II? Now you can have em too!

Axed

The first cancellation of the Fall TV season as gone down. Getting the Ax.... Lone Star on Fox. Just 2 dismally rated episodes and fate was sealed for this Jon Voight featured show. Lie To Me takes over the slot, though it was not slated to debut until later inthe season.
Read more HERE

Its on me!

In July, Dez Bryant of the Dallas Cowboys made a "Rookie Mistake". It's tradition that the rookies do tasks for the veteran players and when Bryant was assigned to carry the pads of Roy Williams, he refused. This caused an uproar but later Bryant appologised and Williams acceped... under one condition. Bryant owed Williams dinner. So after the Cowboys win over the Texans on Sunday, Bryant made good on his promised and invited Williams out to dinner. Williams then invited the entire defensive line and other team members. They pretty much ordered everything off the menu at Pappas Bros. Steakhouse, took home bottles of wine and ran the tab up to $54,896... which Bryant had to pay. Now, if he tipped the minimum 15% $8234.40
Read more HERE

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Happy Birthday 9/28

Today is National Good Neighbor Day!
There are 88 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: some Flonase.

Hillary Duff (23)
Bam Margera (31)
Dita Von Tease (38)
Naomi Watts (42)
Mira Sorvino (43)
Janeane Gorofolo (46)
Jeffery Jones (64)

On this day in 551 B.C. Confucious was born.
On this date in 1892 the first ever night football game was played between Mansfield University & Wyoming Seminary.
On this date in 2005 the US Treasury dept. introduced the new $10.
On this date in 2006 Anna Nichole Smith & Howard K. Stern were married on a yacht in the Bahamas.


If today is your birthday .. You may have difficulties with someone close to you. Don't bother trying to make someone you live with see your point of view. You are best to deal with those outside your family.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Leading Man

Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong has signed on to play the lead role in the Broadway version of American Idiot. He will play St Jimmy for eight performances from September 28th to October 3rd. During the show, he will perform 'Homecoming', 'Last Night On Earth', 'Know Your Enemy' and 'St Jimmy'.

Spud Leno

Margherita Scordato is making international headlines for finding a potato that looks like Jay Leno. The Trenton, New Jersey grandmother was frying potatoes with her granddaughter when she found the spud with eyes, a nose and a chin like Leno’s. Kindergartner Savina Caravelli says she plans to keep the potato. “I said, ‘Wow!' because it has an eyes and a nose and a mouth. I just laughed a little. We’re going to keep it.”

For Sale!

Nadya Suleman held a yard sale over the weekend to pay her past due mortgage. She sold the bikini she wore on the cover of tabloid magazines and an autographed nursing bra.

Fastest Fastball!

Reds pitcher Aroldis Chapman made history on Friday when he threw the fastest pitch in a major league game, a 105-mph fastball against the Padres.

No animals were harmed...

It was initially perceived as a sick prank. British animal welfare investigators were trying to track down the person responsible for dyeing a cat pink and dumping the animal in a garden in southern England. After a nationwide appeal, a 22-year-old mother of two has stepped forward to claim responsibility.
Read more HERE

Happy Birthday 9/27

Today is Ancestor Appreciation day!
There are 89 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: a trip HERE

Avril Lavigne (26)
Lil Wayne (28)
Brad Arnold of 3 Doors Down (32)
Gwyneth Paltrow (38)
Shaun Cassidy (52)
Meatloaf (63)
Wilford Brimley (76)

On this date in 1937 the first Santa Clause training school opened in Albion, NY
On this date in 1950 the answering machine was invented.
On this date in 1954 The Tonite Show debuted.
On this date in 1998 Google was established.

If today is your birthday .. You may have personal problems, but professional duties might be pressing. Don't overlook that fact that someone you care about may be hiding something. Don't be afraid to make additions to your house.

Ironic?


A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday.The body of 62-year-old James Heselden and a Segway personal transporter were found in the River Wharfe and he was prounced dead at the scene. Police said a witness had reported seeing a man fall Sunday over a 30-foot (9-meter) drop into the river near Boston Spa, 140 miles (225 kilometers) north of London. "The incident is not believed to be suspicious," police said, indicating that they do not believe anyone else was involved.
Read more HERE

Friday, September 24, 2010

Depression sucks

Disturbed's David Draiman says depression led him to write and record Asylum. "I had my fiancee leave me, my best friends betrayed me, and the love of my life at the time, my touring companion, my dog Lisa, I had to put her to sleep during the Music as a Weapon run. It was really difficult for me to deal with and I got into a new relationship with a beautiful wonderful girl and things went temporarily sour just prior to me moving into my new home in Austin, Texas. I moved from Chicago to Austin and I ordered a new pup that was supposed to be ready for me and by the time I got home the puppy ended up dying on the way to me and my girl didn't end up moving in with me at that point in time. So I come off the road, move into an empty house, into a new town that I don't know very many people, and just started this downward spiral of depression. And that's when the lyrics started being penned for this record -- so nothing good came from that."

FleshDrive

FleshDrive, a company that produces a small USB drive that is preloaded with porn, is planning to offer $100,000 to Snooki in hopes she’ll endorse their product. A company rep says, “Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package. Who better to endorse our product, than the woman that does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes and that is why her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within the FleshDrive world.”

Happy Birthday 9/24

Today is hug a vegetarian day!
There are 92 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: Jagermeister Tap Machine.

Slipknot's Shawn "Clown" Crahan (41)
Nia Vardalos (48)
Kevin Sorbo (52)
"Mean" Joe Green (64)

On this date in 1961 Rocky & Bullwinkle premeired.
On this date in 1964 The Munsters premiered.
On this date in 1968 60 Minutes premeired.
On this date in 1977 The Love Boat premiered.
On this date in 1991 Nevermind from Nirvana was released.

If today is your birthday .. Put your thoughts into some trendy new ideas. Don't get involved in other people's problems. Use some diplomacy to get your point across delicately.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Drumline

A private drumming lesson from Lars Ulrich is being auctioned for charity. Proceeds will benefit the Andre Agassi Foundation for Education.
Learn more HERE

Rockin' the Tequila

Kid Rock says he did not grab Tila Tequila's breasts. Rolling Stone recently reported, “Kid Rock is a bourbon man, but he didn’t seem to mind pounding a little Tequila on a naughty night in Vegas.” Kid says the man who grabbed Tila looks just like him. “This is not me .“But I think it would be hysterical if this guy (bleeped) her and she thought it was me. I get the story without the glory!”

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iPad Competition

Blackberry plans to take on the iPad with its new BlackPad. It will be out before the end of the year and features a seven-inch touch screen and at least one built-in camera. The BlackPad will have Bluetooth and broadband connections, but will only be able to connect to mobile phone networks through a BlackBerry smartphone. Apple’s iPad sold three million units within its first 80 days.

Happy Birthday 9/23

Today is "Do impressions of famous people around the office" day.
There are 93 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: a vacation to Jamaica!

WWE's Matt Hardy (36)
Jason Alexander (51)
Bruce Springsteen (61)
Julio Iglesias (67)
Ray Charles would have turned (80)
Mickey Rooney (90)

On this date in 63 B.C. Ceasar was born in Rome.
On this date in 1939 Sigmund Freud died.
On this date in 1992 Mad About You debuted on NBC.
On this date in 2002 web browser Mozilla Firefox was released.

If today is your birthday .. Your added discipline will enable you to complete some of those unfinished projects. You need to concentrate on your business ventures more than on your relationship today. Sign up for seminars that will expand your business awareness.

DINOSAURS!

Two new species of dinosaurs were discovered in Utah. Both seem to be closely related to the triceratops. The discovery of the new plant-eating species — including Kosmoceratops richardsoni, considered the most ornate-headed dinosaur known to man — was reported Wednesday in the online scientific journal PLoS ONE, produced by the Public Library of Science. The other dinosaur, which has five horns and is the larger of the two, was dubbed Utahceratops gettyi. Paleontologists say the discovery shows that horned dinosaurs living on the same continent 76 million years ago evolved differently.

read more HERE

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Playboy Woww!

JWoww continues to negotiate with Playboy about posing nude. A source says, "Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000." The $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity.

On the Wagon... again?

STP was performing in Texas over the weekend when Scott Weiland broke down and talked about his sobriety. He said, "I believe in music, I believe in rock 'n roll, I be lieve in friendship and family. But you know what, on the 8th December will be time when I stopped doing dope... I started drinking again. I got divorced, my wife... And my whole world basically spun around and so you know what, I'm gonna take care of myself (now) because that's what I need to take care of... Instead of just having a few shows, I wanna have a whole hell of a lot of shows."

A reviewer for HoustonPress.com wrote, "He seemed off mentally, a little too meandering and talkative, bringing up his own past drug and alcohol abuse... Weiland's banter in between songs was odd and confusing. He touched on using inner-ear monitors, the band's first gigs... what grunge means to him and why bands don't destroy gear anymore."

STP has postponed several of their Texas shows

Bearded Lady

Maury Povich plans to DNA test Richard Lorenc and his biological mother. Vivian Wheeler suffers from hypertrichosis, or werewolf syndrome. She was born a hermaphrodite, with both male and female reproductive organs. Maury's executive producer, Paul Faulhaber, says, "I was just reading the article to myself saying, 'This story is unbelievable, maybe they would be interested in doing a paternity show.' I didn't even get to the Maury part. "Then right at the bottom of the article it said they wanted to contact "The Maury Show." I was really floored. This is a story tailor-made for our show." Richard and Viv will tape their episode next week.

PUMP YOUR OWN WINE?

a French vendor has begun selling wine by volume from 500- and 1,000-liter vending pumps in French supermarkets. All customers need is a container. The wine goes for something like $2 a liter and, because it cuts down on costly packaging materials as well as packaging mass, it’s greener to transport as well. The machines are currently installed in eight supermarkets in France, but Dr. Vino seems to think the scheme will come stateside within a year.
Read more HERE

Happy Birthday 9/22

Today is elephant appreciation day!
Autumn begins @ 11:09pm today.
There are 94 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: KFC Double Down sweatpants

Scott Baio (49)
Joan Jett (52)
Andre Bocelli (52)
David Coverdale (59)
David Stern (68)
Tommy Lasorda (83)

On this date in 1903 the ice cream cone was invented.
On this date in 1921 the band aid was invented.
Pn this date in 1976 Carlie's Angels premiered.
On this date in 1989 Baywatch debuted.
On this date in 1994 Friends premiered.
On this date in 2004 Lost premiered.

If today is your birthday .. The answers can only come from within. Secret affairs may only cause complications in your life. Your interest in helping others may take you back to school.

Tasty!

KFC is paying college girls $500 to walk around campus wearing sweatpants that bear the "Double Down" logo on their butt.

Friday, September 17, 2010

There's an app for that!

The Situation has his own phone app, which features a game called Grenade Dodger. A source tells Perez Hilton, "Grenade Dodger is a really fun game where you can watch these grenades (Jersey Shore slang for ugly girls) drop from the top of the screen and Mike is at the bottom where you, the player, needs to maneuver and dodge grenades. Actual models were chosen from around the world and photographed to use for the game."

There goes my HERO!

Will Ferrell is going to attempt to set a new Guinness Book of World Records record for the 'Largest Gathering of Superheroes'. The attempt will be made in L.A. on October 2nd to help promote his new animated movie MegaMind

Throwdown!

Rodney King has challenged Mike Tyson to a boxing match. He's wants to spar three one-minute rounds at a Las Vegas casino. Tyson has yet to respond to the challenge.

Happy Birthday 9/17

Today is citizenship day!
There are 99 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: New Ugg Boots

Constantine Maroulis (35)
Baz Luhrmann (48)
Kevin Clash voice of Elmo is Sesame Street (50)
Elvira (59)
Phil Jackson (65)

On this date in 1787 The US Constitution was signed.
On this date in 1920 the NFL was founded.
On this date in 1972 M*A*S*H premiered.
On this date in 1976 NASA unveiled the fist space shuttle, Enterprise.

If today is your birthday .. You may find that others do not do things the way you want; however, if the job gets done, let it pass. You will be able to dazzle others with your obvious charm and your outgoing nature. You will be able to make changes regarding your living arrangements.

cluck cluck CLICK!


A piece of artwork done by a chicken is on the auction block. A New Hampshire woman is auctioning off the 8.5x10 inch painting entitiled "Feathered Fireworks" on eBay. Bidding started @ $9.99 and runs through September 25th. Proceeds will help rebuild the Kids Kove playground.


See the auction HERE

Read more HERE

Thursday, September 16, 2010

2001 No-Go for GnR

Slash says a Guns N Roses reunion in 2011 is unlikely. "Four guys want to play and one guy won't even show up and that's the way it's still going. Apart from the music, there is still the personal stuff too though so I just don't think it will happen."

Iron Mike... movie star!


Sly Stallone wants to cast Mike Tyson in The Expendables 2. A source says, “Mike has some experience with movies and audiences loved him in The Hangover. And Sly knows Rocky versus Iron Mike Tyson would be great box office.”

Cap'n Jack FOREVER!


Johnny Depp has morphed into Cap'n Jack Sparrow on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. A source says, "He never breaks character. Everyone calls him Jack now, even between takes. The only difference to the movie Captain Jack is that Johnny tends to swagger around listening to his iPod but even that he has playing old sea shanties to help keep him in character."

Mmm Mmm GOOD!

Mark Zable has invented a way to deep fry beer. The Texan says the suds are placed inside a pretzel-like dough before being dunked in oil for 20 seconds at 375 degrees. Mark's deep-fried beer will be officially unveiled at the Texas state fair later this month. Five pieces will sell for $5. The Texas Alcoholic Commission has already ruled that people must be over 21 to try the fried beer. Mark says, "Nobody has been able to fry a liquid before. It tastes like you took a bite of hot pretzel dough and then took a drink of beer."

Judge Hulk

Hulk Hogan is going to host a new show called "Hogan's Court" where he'll preside over everyday sibling disputes. The series is targeted at 8-12 year-olds

Love Boat


Bret Michaels is hosting a Rock of Love Boat Cruise where he will perform and offer relationship advice to fans.
Sony is selling the Walkman again. Cassette decks have been replaced by digital screens that feature song lyrics for instant on-the-go karaoke.

Happy Birthday 9/16

Today is Wife appreciation day & stepfamily day.
There ate 100 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: zit cream

Nick Jonas (18)
Amy Poehler (39)
Marc Anthony (42)
Molly Shannon (46)
Richard Marx (47)
Jennifer Tilly (52)
David Copperfield (54)
Mickey Rourke (54)
BB King (85)
Lauren Bacall (86)

On this date in 1908 General Motors was founded.
On this date in 1955 Play Doh hit the market.
On this date in 1993 Frasier debuted on NBC.

If today is your birthday .. You can pick up some overtime today. Don't exhaust yourself or minor health problems will set in. You have the ability to motivate others.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

'Not Dead..." on sale

Scott Weiland's autobiography, 'Not Dead & Not For Sale', will be out in March of 2011. The book will chronicle his rise to fame and his sobriety.

Lindsay's random candid

Lindsay Lohan appearing in an upcomign spread in Muse Magazine.
Check out more HERE

Heidi's good save

Heidi Montag caught in Costa Rica recently... huge boobies + eeny weenie tiny bikini + waves = near disaster. At least she has her own personal flotation system!

Flying High

Vince Neil says he started Vince Neil Aviation to accomodate his new cocker spaniels Cakes and Crackers. "I was chartering airplanes, but it got real expensive. And I realized it was actually cheaper to buy a plane."

Large & in charge

Universal Orlando's Wizarding World of Harry Potter Theme Park has made some adjustments to their rides so larger people can now enjoy them. A park rep says, "We made some adjustments to the Forbidden Journey ride's overhead restraints that would allow more people to ride."

Giving back

Reggie Bush is forfeiting his 2005 Heisman Trophy because of allegations he accepted improper benefits while at USC.

Happy Birthday 9/15

Today is National Thank You Day!
There are 101 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: guacamole

Heidi Montag (24)
Prince Harry (26)
Dina Lohan (48)
Dan Marino (49)
Tommy Lee Jones (64)
Oliver Stone (64)

On this date in 1949 the Lone Ranger premiered on ABC.
On this date in 1965 Green Acres premiered on CBS.
On this date in 1971 Greenpeace was founded.
On this date in 1977 CHiPs premiered.
On this date in 1982 USA Today was first published.

If today is your birthday .. You are best not to nag or criticize. Don't take your frustrations out on the ones you love. You can make money if you work on personal investments.