Wednesday, December 23, 2009

No Santa?


Metallica's James Hetfield says his brother ruined Christmas for him. "The worst Christmas was discovering that there was no Santa. You know, I had gotten up at whatever, one in the morning and walked out and saw my brothers carrying presents down to put under the tree, and I was like, 'What are you doing?' And so that was, the St. Nick bubble was burst."

Baby on board

Creed's Scott Stapp says he and his wife are expecting another baby. "When Jaclyn told me we were having another baby, I was overwhelmed with joy and again reminded what this life is for. We are so thankful for God's blessings."

Rehab


Steven Tyler entered a rehab clinic yesterday to deal with his addiction to painkillers. He says he wants to return to Aerosmith. "I love Aerosmith; I love performing as the lead singer in Aerosmith. I am grateful for all of the support and love I am receiving and am committed to getting things taken care of."

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Santa U

Graduates from the Charles W. Howard Santa School have descended upon malls all across America. The Michigan school teaches students about the history of Santa and personal hygiene. Director Tom Valent says, "Santa is a pure man; he's a pure spirit. You never use off-color jokes or flirt or anything like that. You have to be very careful where we touch the children, how we pick them up, how we set them on our knees. Keep your hands up on top visible. We don't want any Santas getting a bad rap." There are also classes for singing, story telling and Santa dancing.

Born to Run

Johnny Knoxville and girlfriend Naomi Nelson are the proud parents of a new baby boy named Rocko Akira Clapp. He weighed 8 pounds and measured 20 inches upon his arrival

Holiday Cheers


T.G.I. Friday’s is now selling a Mistletoe Martini, which features mandarin vodka, black raspberry liqueur, cranberry juice and fresh mint.

Monday, December 21, 2009

You're Fired!

Michael Anthony says Van Halen fired him because of his friendship with Sammy Hagar. "The major reason why I'm not in Van Halen (now) is because I became friends with Sammy again. The Van Halen brothers never got over that. If they hold a grudge, they hold it forever."

Cash Covers

During some of their recent shows, Three Days Grace has been covering of Johnny Cash's "God's Gonna Cut You Down"

Baby on board?

OK! magazine claims Jessica Simpson is telling her friends she wants to have Billy Corgan's kids. A source says, “Since things got serious in November (after flirting at a party in L.A.), she’s telling her friends that she wants to have his children. Not right this second, but eventually. She’s fallen for his personality, charm and mellow, artistic style.” The source adds, “He’s a brilliant man but a hard guy to constantly be around. It’s going to be very interesting to see how much of his personality and attitude she might take on.”

Room to talk?

Tila Tequila recently slammed Jessica Simpson for dating Billy Corgan. “I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she’s all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for herself. If Billy is happy with Jessica, then I’m happy for him — but I think he can do a lot better.”

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Green Day Rock Band 2010

The "Green Day: Rock Band" video game will hit stores in 2010

Kings on hiatus

Nathan Followill says Kings of Leon is planning a 6 month hiatus. "We're going to take six months off now. I'm going to sit on my couch and cry tears of joy sitting in my pants with a tub of chocolate chip cookie ice cream. Then it's on to the golf course, a bit of fishing and some camping in the wild. Cooking your own meat under the stars, that's the way to reconnect with something real after a year of immigration lines at the airport."

Corgan dating Simpson?

The Chicago Sun Times claims Billy Corgan began dating Jessica Simpson because he's jealous of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz. A Windy City source says, "Corgan must be very jealous of Pete Wentz, since Fall Out Boy has been in the '00s what the Pumpkins were from this town in the '90s. I suppose he'd like a piece of that and will settle for the older sis!"

Bad Break-Up

Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante has quit the group to concentrate on his solo career. A source says, "Josh Klinghoffer has been playing with the group for a couple of months now. Optimistically, the Peppers are trying to lock down a replacement for John, who has apparently quit. Mentally, John checked out a long time ago. He's interested in doing his own thing, his own albums - the whole big rock band machinery just doesn't appeal to him anymore."

Custody Lost

Courtney Love recently lost custody of her 17 year-old daughter, Frances Bean. The family guardianship was established because of her erratic behavior.

Split Up

Hollywood Life claims ARod and Kate Hudson have split up. A source says, “He was acting VERY single, and Kate Hudson was definitely not there. Kate and A-Rod broke up.” Another source tells Hollywood Life, "He had his arm around a dark haired woman. He was hitting on different girls at the dinner. He had a lot of fun!"

Baby Boy

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick on Monday. He weighed in at 7 lbs., 6 oz., and was 19.5 inches long.

Engaged!

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is engaged to Chace Crawford's sister, Candice

G-String Avatar?

Avatar star Sam Worthington says during rehearsals a stranger caught him wearing a G-string. "We were wearing nothing but lace g-strings, a couple of gears and a wig. I thought Hawaii was going to be a holiday, to be honest, I thought I'd take my surfboard and go surfing. We get there and we work and this guy comes past and says, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'We're making a movie.' He says, 'Big budget movie. Who's the director?' I said, 'That bloke over there'. And there's Jim with a handycam. He goes, 'Is that James Cameron? F**k, he's gone downhill since f**king Titanic!'"

Monday, November 16, 2009

Cameo


Lars Ulrich and Dee Snider are going to make cameo appearances playing themselves in "Get Him to the Greek". The "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" spinoff follows a 23-year-old as he escorts a rocker to L.A.s Greek Theatre for the first-stop on a $100-million tour.

All My Friends

Travis Barker says his solo CD will include appearances by Slash and Linkin Park. "We got a new Blink song on there, I think I'm going to do something with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. Hopefully a guest appearance from Slash, I'm doing his big fundraiser that happens this month. I think there's going to be a collaboration with [Kanye West's touring DJ] A-Track, so it's gonna be really in all directions."

Whip It!

During their recent show in Philly, Pearl Jam came out for their second encore dressed in full Devo costumes. They covered "Whip It."

Slipknot Hitched

Slipknot's Corey Taylor got married over the weekend to Stephanie Luby. Mark McGrath, Dave Navarro and Billy Morrison, who acted as the minister, attended the ceremony. Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls" played as the bride led the wedding party down the aisle.

Yummy!

A group of Colombian student chefs have created a new dessert made from passion fruit and Viagra. Lead chef Juan Sebastian Gomez says, "We got the idea four months ago when we were dealing with a nutrition project for older people. It's really an aphrodisiac. By trial and error we found out it works. We gave it to a group without telling them it contained Viagra. A second group was in the know and both experienced heightened libido. They take very small portions and after a few minutes begin to smile and confess that they feel delicious little tickles."

Holiday Pornaments

Spencer's Gifts is under fire for selling X-rated holiday ornaments called 'Pornaments'. One ornament features two reindeer in a compromising position while another shows two snowmen engaged in a sexual act. Each Pornament costs $10 and comes with a label that reads: "for adults only."

Stripped Down Santa

The Amalgamated Order of Real-Bearded Santas, an organization that represents Santas nationwide, recently told its members to ditch their white cotton gloves because they are a breeding ground for germs and the H1N1 virus. Some mall Santas are wearing rubber gloves while others plan to don masks to ward off germs.

Stuck On You

Coca Cola has put up velcro posters in Paris. The new ads tout their Grip Bottles and have been gaining more and more attention because Parisians have snagged their cashmere sweaters and expensive clothes on them.

Diggin Deeper...

RADAR Online claims Carrie Prejean recorded 8 sex tapes and took 30 nude photos of herself. One of the videos shows her touching herself and moaning.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Great Pumpkin

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Supergroup!

Them Crooked Vultures, the supergroup made up of Josh Homme, Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones, will release their self-titled CD on November 17th

Less Fans = Less $$$

Creed has been playing to half-full venues and is grossing nearly 60 percent less money per night than on its 2002 tour

Robbing the Cradle

Famed biographer Andrew Morton claims Angelina Jolie slept with her mother's boyfriend when she was just 16. A source tells NOW, "Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school. Marcheline broke up with her boyfriend when she found out the truth, but it caused a rift between mother and daughter that took several years to repair. She has hardly anyone left in life who likes or trusts her. It seems like if her mom could forgive her for that, maybe Angie should forgive her dad, especially if she's running low on friends and family!"

X for Violence

Saw VI is only showing in eight adult theatres in Spain because the country's film institute gave it an X rating last week. This is the first time the Spanish ratings commission has awarded an X rating because of violence.

Real School of Witchcraft

The country's first official witch school, Witch School International, is thriving near Rossville, Illinois. School CEO Donald Lewis says his school teaches students how to become a Wiccan, how to perform aromatherapy treatments and zombie history. 190,000 students have taken courses through the school's online Website. Deb Robling, co-owner of a beauty salon that sits near Witch School International, says, "We don't want them to go in there and get potions to put hexes on their friends."

Taco No-No

ESPN has suspended Bob Griese for slamming Juan Pablo Montoya. During a college football broadcast on Saturday, Griese said the reason Montoya hasn't been in the top 5 is because he has been out eating tacos

National Pastime

A new CBS study reveals that President Obama is playing more golf than President Bush. It took Barack 9 months to play 24 rounds while Bush didn't hit his 24th round until the 10th month of his second year.

All For A Laugh

The producers of SNL are trying to get Kanye West to make a cameo when Taylor Swift hosts the show.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Party Like A Rockstar

Alice In Chains star Jerry Cantrell is teaming up with Scott Ian from Anthrax to open a new rock bar in Vegas. Ian says Dead Man's Hand will debut in November. "We want this to be a place that we would want to hang out in. There's a huge segment of the music audience that likes to go out but doesn't want to go to places that only play Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga and charge $750 for a bottle of vodka. We want to be the opposite of that." he adds that he and Jerry will be apart of the house band. "We're putting together the Dead Man's Band, which will be Jerry and I and probably some other sub-partners who are also in well-known bands. Obviously, we won't play once a week or anything because of our schedules, but when we're all around we'll get up and jam out a bunch of covers."

Down the Aisle

Nine Inch Nails star Trent Reznor got married this past weekend to Playboy Playmate Mariqueen Maandig.

Kings of Covers

During some of their recent shows, Nickelback has been covering Kings of Leon's "Use Somebody"

Mocking ME

Creed continues to be mocked by its peers. The Offspring's Dexter Holland occasionally sports a T-shirt that reads, "Even Jesus Hates Creed." When told about the shirt Scott Stapp said, "Jesus probably did hate Creed for a couple years there."

Celebrity Apprentice 3

Celebrity Apprentice 3 will feature Rod Blagojevich, Curtis Stone, Bill Goldberg, Summer Sanders, Sinbad, Carol Leifer, Sharon Osbourne, Darryl Strawberry and Bret Michaels. Cyndi Lauper and Maria Kanellis

No Lifeguard On Duty

Pamela Anderson says she has no plans to star in the Baywatch movie. "Never! I'm not going do it (a Baywatch movie). I liked the TV show. I don't like it when they (producers) ruin it by making a movie out of it."

Not Funny?

The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights has asked Target to stop carrying an "Illegal Alien" Halloween costume. They say the outfit, which features an alien mask along with an orange jumpsuit and the words 'Illegal Alien' is offensive to immigrants. Target is in the process of removing the costume from their Website and stores.

Ghostbusters!!!

London's Thorpe Park theme park has called in a ghostbuster because six staff members held a ouija board seance that sparked a series of spooky events. SAW: The Ride was shut down after visitors complained of freezing temperatures and workers reported lights and special effects starting up on their own. Rev Lionel Fanthorpe is currently examining the ride and says, “If deemed necessary, I will carry out an exorcism.”

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Jam Band

Pearl Jam played an intimate club show over the weekend in Austin. Many of the 270 fans in attednance were Iraq war veterans, who were invited by the band. Pearl Jam taped the show for a future TV special

Rehab... New to Me!

Ozzy Osbourne says he never heard of rehab before Sharon suggested he try it. “When Sharon told me about Betty Ford, I'd never heard of rehab before that. I thought it was going to be like a bar with guys in smoking jackets, bowties, and one leg crossed over the other... I thought it was like a school of alcoholic drinking, you know?”

Sobering Experience

Breaking Benjamin's Benjamin Burnley says writing "Dear Agony" was one of the toughest things he has ever had to do because it was the first CD he had ever written sober. “This is the first album I’ve done sober. When you drink you can kind of make yourself creative, you can inspire yourself. You get so messed up from an outside influence that you go outside of your own head. When you are sober, moments like that do happen, you just sort of have to wait for them to happen, and take advantage of them the best you can. It’s hard though because you can’t use any outside influences to alter your state of mind.”

Saving Grace

Scott Stapp says his son and the media helped save his life in 2006. "When my son came home from school and a couple kids said to him, 'My dad said you drank too much on TV.' He said: 'Daddy, did you? I never saw you that way.' First, I got angry, but then I had to say, 'I can't do things like this.' I've had custody of him [Jagger is 10] since he was 6 months old. He never would have known about [the drinking] unless the media kept tabs. I'm glad they did."

A New Stain

Staind's Aaron Lewis was recently spotted in Vegas getting a new tattoo. He inked an American flag on the inside of his left arm, along with the phrase, “Don’t Tread On Me” across his throat.