Friday, March 30, 2012

WHAT IF YOU WIN?

According to Yahoo.com Finance, things you could do if you won the Mega Millions Jackpot...

Buy 952,000 iPads + have $$$ leftover for apps on iTunes
Buy a yacht, burn it down, buy a new one
Pay actors to re-enact the civil war on your front lawn
Take a trip into space
Have kids, support them, send them to college
Play the song "If I Had A million Dollars" over 600 times
Pay Bioware to create a new ending for "Mass Effect3" Then buy Bioware.
Buy 197 Bugatti Veyron Super Sports Cars, and still have $$$ left for gas.
Buy a house in every US State
Take 287,746 round trips on Singapore airlines, one of the worlds most luxurious.

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Smashing Pumpkins making new Smashing rock!


On Wednesday, The Smashing Pumpkins announced that their seventh studio album, Oceania, will be released in June. In an interview with ABC News Radio, frontman Billy Corgan says that he gave himself total creative freedom as he developed the songs for the album.

”We've shifted back into a mindset of, like, we must make great music at a very high level and if the song is 11 minutes long, well then that's, the song's 11 minutes long,” says the singer. “Oceania has two songs, like, one's seven minutes long, one's 10 minutes long. So, we're back in the mode of just, like, let's just make the best music possible.”

Corgan added that he had a wealth of material to choose from as he put the album together. “The 13 songs in Oceania are probably culled down from about 30 or 40 songs,” notes Corgan. “I kind of went into it how I'd made the albums in the '90s. The way I used to work would be like, 'OK, I'm going to take the best rock song, the best pop song, the best moody song and just go from there' and so I went back to the way that I used to work, and so it has that kind of sense of diversity in the album." (AUDIO IS EXCLUSIVE)

Oceania is set to arrive in stores on June 19.

Linkin Park Album News!


Linkin Park is ready to give you a taste of their fifth studio album. The band has announced they'll release their first single, “Burn it Down,” next month. Multi-instrumentalist Mike Shinoda posted a short video online in which he reveals that “’Burn It Down’…will be hitting the radio on April 16. Until then, you can go to LinkinPark.com soon to unlock pieces of the song."

In an interview with MTV.com, frontman Chester Bennington gave fans an idea of what they can expect from the new single. “All of our songs take these really big creative turns and twists throughout the process, so sometimes songs will start out as a melody or some musical chord progressions,” says Bennington. ”Other times, they'll start out as beats, and the next thing you know they kind of evolve over the course of the making of the album. But what's interesting about this track is the really high energy and the really strong electronic melodies and hooks kind of set this song apart, which is why we chose it as our first single.”

Linkin Park’s as-yet-untitled album is expected to be released this summer.

The Black Keys are thinking about releasing a live album. In a recent interview with Spinner.com, drummer Patrick Carney said that the band is considering a compilation of some their performances from their current co-headlining tour with Arctic Monkeys.

“We recorded every show, just waiting for the right venue to do something like that,” says Carney. “You can't put a live record out and say, Live from the KFC Arena. Everything has these name rights. We have to wait 'til we get to a place that's called something like Madison Square Garden. If you released a record that's recorded at a place [with a corporate name], you have to give your royalties away to union people. I don't really know the details.”

In addition to a potential live album, Carney notes the band also has plans to start work on their next studio album. “We booked some studio time for two weeks in July,” reveals the drummer. “So I know we're going to start working on the next album in a couple of months. We haven't really talked about it. We just want to get in the studio and start. That's the only time we have to get into the studio until January, because we're working all the way through the second half of summer, fall, and early winter.”

History Lesson


82 John Astin /actor, Gomez on TV's The Addams Family
75 Warren Beatty /actor-director
67 Eric Clapton /guitarist-singer
62 Robbie Coltrane /actor, Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies
55 Paul Reiser /actor-comedian, TV's Mad About You, Aliens
49 MC Hammer /rapper, born Stanley Kirk Burrell
48 Ian Ziering /actor, TV's Beverly Hills 90210, Dancing with the Stars
44 Celine Dion /singer
41 Mark Consuelos /actor, married to Kelly Ripa
33 Norah Jones /singer

1870 - The 15th amendment, guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of race, was passed by Congress.

1932 - Amelia Earhart became the first woman to make a solo flight across the Atlantic.

1964 - Jeopardy! debuted on NBC.

1978 - U2 won a talent contest and a chance to audition for CBS Records Ireland.

What the Hell Theater


An Israeli man who was taken into custody after causing a disturbance in his apartment is facing new charges for biting a police dog. The Jerusalem Post reports the man continued to be hostile at the police station, and eventually "pounced" on a police dog, clamping down on the German Shepherd's ear. The paper reports officers had to forcibly pry the suspect's jaws apart to free the canine cop, which was treated for minor injuries to its ear. The suspect could be charged with assaulting a police officer for attacking the dog.

Police need the public's help to catch a woman in Culpeper, Virginia who allegedly stole $1,600 worth of cosmetic facial injections on March 9th. WUSA-TV reports say the suspect, said to be in her 50s, gave a fake name and address to the staff before slipping out of the office following her treatments. She's apparently still at large and likely looking fabulous. The suspect is between 5'4" and 5'8" tall, between 150 to 170 pounds, and has "whitish blond hair," according to staffers. Surveillance cameras caught her driving a gray four-door Chevrolet sedan.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

More from Motley Crue!


Mötley Crüe is back in the studio working on some new material. “We're getting some really good stuff out,” guitarist Mick Mars tells WeLoveMetal.com. “We're coming up with some ideas and stuff. We're just running stuff by the guys and seeing what they think. We're going to put it in the Mötley machine and see what comes out. That's how we've always done it.” Mars added the new songs will be inspired by Crüe's earlier work. “We're trying to put together something that's really amazing so I don't want to give away a lot,” reveals Mars. “It could be a single or an EP or it could be a full album. Whatever it is, we'll try to give the best we've really recorded for a long time. It's going to be like a ‘Dr. Feelgood’…that kind of quality. I don't mean like stepping back into the '80s. It will be very modern. It will just be good quality music.” In other Mötley Crüe news, the band has joined forces with Kiss for a massive North American summer trek called, simply, The Tour. That outing kicks off on July 20 at Jiffy Lube Live in Bristow, VA.

History Lesson


49 Elle MacPherson /supermodel, TV’s Fashion Star host
45 John Popper /singer-harmonica player, Blues Traveler
44 Lucy Lawless /actress, TV's Xena: Warrior Princess
And the late: Sam Walton--1918-1992/Wal-Mart founder

2007 - U2 singer and political campaigner Bono accepted honorary knighthood at a ceremony in Dublin, which included bandmates The Edge and Adam Clayton. Bono was not entitled to be called “Sir” because he’s not a British citizen. His official title became Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (KBE).

2002 - The movie Panic Room starring Jodie Foster hit theaters with Dwight Yoakam appearing in a villainous role along with 30 Seconds to Mars singer Jared Leto.

1992 - Democratic presidential front-runner Bill Clinton said "I didn't inhale and I didn't try it again" in reference to when he had experimented with marijuana.

1848 - Niagara Falls stopped flowing for one day due to an ice jam.

What the Hell Theater

Die-hard college basketball fans letting their team rivalries turn physical can be unfortunately commonplace during March Madness, but such dust-ups are usually reserved for sports bars, not dialysis clinics. However, that's just what happened at the Georgetown Dialysis Clinic in Georgetown, Kentucky, Tuesday reports Kentucky ABC affiliate KMBC. Authorities say patient Charles Taylor was boosting his Louisville Cardinals, when fellow patient Ed Wilson, a Kentucky Wildcats fan, reportedly flipped Taylor the bird. Cops say Taylor then walked over to Wilson and punched him in the face. Although the cops were called, no charges were filed by Wilson, provided Taylor agreed not to undergo dialysis at the same time Wilson does so they can't face off again. Their teams, however, will meet up on the hardwood Saturday.

Home ownership sometimes means waking up to find your morning paper swiped, or the occasional lawn jockey kidnapped. However, a man in Ipswitch, England greeted the morning of March 19th to the sight of his entire front lawn missing. The UK Sun is now reporting the 100 foot patch of artificial grass was likely swiped by multiple suspects, considering how heavy a rolled up patch of artificial grass that size would be. Steve Woolnough, 54, said the fake grass would cost more than $300 to replace -- but he wouldn't do so until he got himself a security camera to protect his investment.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

What the Hell Theater

Two "really high" Oklahoma men were treated in the hospital for minor injuries Monday night after they hallucinated they were being attacked inside their apartment. The unidentified men allegedly used a spray can as a blow torch to defend themselves, managing to set a small fire in the process. They then jumped out a second floor window to try to flee their fictional attackers. TulsaWorld.com reports police haven't arrested the men, who they described as being "really high."

Three hundred players of the Danish state-run lottery thought they hit a billion dollar jackpot last Wednesday, thanks to an email from the company that manages the contest, Danske Spil. According to the local newspaper Nordjyske, however, the email was sent out accidentally, and the company had the unenviable job of telling each of the winners that they weren't actually $3.8 billion winners. Some obviously thought the email was genuine. One of those who got the email, Flemming Dahl, complained to the paper about being "a billionaire for an-hour-and-a-half." Danske Spil spokesman Thomas Roersig said of the former winners, "We are of course very sorry. We have now written to them to inform them of the sum that they really won." Reportedly, a very nominal amount. How'd they take the news? "Some were disappointed, others were furious and I can fully understand that, but most of them took it well," he said.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A 43-year-old Belgian truck driver recently got into some hot water over his need for hot coffee behind the wheel. The Austrian Times reports Isaac Fremont, 43, was busted by cops in Schaffhausen, Switzerland when they discovered he was driving with not one, but two kitchen counter coffee pots running on his dashboard. The officers ruled the jury rigged system was illegal. Fremont was fined, and forced to dismantle his mobile coffee bar and take down the rest of the items -- including stuffed animals and family pictures that were obstructing his view -- before he was allowed to drive on.

A 41-year-old man was busted for drunk and negligent drunk driving in a bizarre roll-over accident in Newcastle, Australia Monday morning. The Newcastle Herald reports the unidentified driver had been drinking at home when he and his wife set off to buy cigarettes. He apparently needed the smokes bad enough that he jumped into his Mitsubishi SUV without bothering to put on any clothes. The couple got lost on their way to the store, however, and in a misguided attempt at a u-turn, the man managed to roll his vehicle. An off-duty cop responded to the crash scene to find the nude driver and his wife unharmed.

History Lesson


Fergie 37/singer, Black Eyed Peas and solo, born Stacy Ferguson
Johnny April 47/bassist, Staind
Quentin Tarantino 49/movie director-writer, Kill Bill movies, Pulp Fiction

1512 - Spanish explorer Juan Ponce De Leon first sighted Florida.

1860 - M.L. Byrn patented the corkscrew.

1986 - Sammy Hagar played his first show as lead singer of Van Halen.

2002 - Rodney Dangerfield received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Spaceship Mountain


As the clock ticks closer to December 21st, 2012 -- the day those who believe in the Mayan calendar say the world will end -- some believers are making a trip to what some are calling an alien Noah's Ark. For generations, the mountain at Pic de Bugarach in France was thought to possess some other-worldly qualities, but according to the UK Independent, those making their way to the site now believe the mountain hides a UFO, which will burst forth on December 21st, and whisk away nearby human hitchhikers to another dimension. The mayor of the nearby town of Bugarach says 20 thousand people have climbed the mountain this year -- already doubling last year's total.

What the Hell Theater


A bank teller in West Palm Beach, Florida apparently used a Jedi mind trick against a would-be robber last week that led to his arrest. According to CBS 12, a 59-year-old man walked into the Sabadell United Bank last Tuesday, and allegedly told the teller he was armed, and he wanted cash in the beer-filled grocery bag he handed to her. The bank employee pretended to comply, telling the suspect, later identified as Robert Henderson, to have a seat while she got the cash together. In the meantime, she sounded a silent alarm, and stalled Henderson enough to give cops time to respond. Henderson was arrested as soon as he stepped outside the bank, and all the cash recovered.

An 83-year-old woman from Queens, New York wants a million bucks from Apple, after she said she recently smashed her face into the transparent door of an Apple Store on Long Island, New York, breaking her nose. According to the New York Post, Evelyn Paswell says Apple's aesthetic is potentially deadly for old people. The attorney who filed her lawsuit, Derek T. Smith, told the Post, "Apple wants to be cool and modern and have the type of architecture that would appeal to the tech crowd, but on the other hand, they have to appreciate the danger that this high-tech modern architecture poses to some people.” Paswell claimed to The Post that she sees well enough to drive.

GnR R&RHoF Update


While each member of Guns N’ Roses has different opinions on whether the band will put aside their differences and perform at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, drummer Matt Sorum is staying positive.

"We're all sitting at the same table, so it should be cool," Sorum tells Billboard.com. "After we get a little bit of food in us, hopefully someone will get up and want to play, but I don't know. I'm not the guy to ask. I just hope it works out."

Sorum added that he’s excited to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. "I feel great about it," says the drummer. "I`m glad I made the cut. I don't know who that secret society is that votes you into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but I'm glad I have some friends in there, somehow. The original band got in and I got in and [keyboardist] Dizzy Reed and that's it, seven of us. It'll be a great night."

We’ll have to wait to see what goes down between the band members when the Rock Hall induction ceremony takes place on April 14 in Cleveland.

Aerosmith announce "Global Warming" summer tour


Aerosmith is heating up the summer. The band has announced their Global Warming North American summer tour, kicking off June 16 in Minneapolis, MN. Tickets go on sale March 30 and March 31 at Ticketmaster.com and LiveNation.com.

In a statement, Steven Tyler declared, "The old Aerosmith is back with a new vengeance and we will kick your ass and make out with your mothers." Joe Perry added, ""Can't wait to bring this band back home. It feels like we've been away too long."

Tom Hamilton chimed in, "After touring Japan and South America last year we're psyched about bringing it all back for the hometown fans. We're going to break out the classics, the hits and maybe even some of the new ones we've been banging out in the studio. Can't wait to get to Minneapolis!"

Here are the tour dates:

6/16 -- Minneapolis, MN, Target Center
6/19 -- Cleveland, OH, Quicken Loans Arena
6/22 -- Chicago, IL, United Center
6/27 -- Toronto, ON, Air Canada Centre
7/1 -- Uniondale, NY, Nassau Coliseum
7/3 -- Bristow, VA, Jiffy Lube Live
7/5 -- Detroit, MI,The Palace of Auburn Hills
7/7 -- Milwaukee, WI, Marcus Amphitheater, Summerfest
7/17 -- Boston, MA, TD Garden
7/21 -- Philadelphia, PA, Wells Fargo Center
7/24 -- East Rutherford, NJ, IZOD Center
7/26 -- Atlanta, GA, Philips Arena
7/28 -- Dallas, TX, American Airlines Center
7/30 -- Houston, TX, Toyota Center
8/1 -- Denver, CO, Pepsi Center
8/4 -- Oakland, CA, Oracle Arena
8/6 -- Los Angeles, CA, Hollywood Bowl
8/8 -- Tacoma, WA, Tacoma Dome

Friday, March 23, 2012

What the Hell Theater


After neighbors called the cops on him, a Chaska, Minnesota man was given a ticket for cursing at his cat. WCCO reported on Thursday the unidentified man -- who had prior disorderly conduct complaints against him -- admitted to cops he was indeed giving his cat a tongue lashing. His excuse was that "he's human." Officers handed him a new citation for disorderly conduct.

Likely using up most of its nine lives, a white cat named Sugar survived a 19-story fall from a high-rise apartment window in Boston. The Animal Rescue League estimates Sugar plummeted between 150 and 200 feet, according to WBZ. A vet says Sugar was saved serious injury by assuming the "flying squirrel position" -- splaying its body out so it acted like a parachute. The kitty suffered bruised lungs, but no broken bones. Cat owner Brittany Kirk is calling Sugar's feat "a miracle."

History Lesson


47 Richard Grieco /actor, TV's 21 Jump Street
44 Damon Albarn /singer, Blur, Gorillaz
36 Keri Russell /actress, TV's Felicity

1775 - American revolutionary Patrick Henry declared, "Give me liberty, or give me death!"

1857 - Elisha Otis installed the first modern passenger elevator in a public building. It was at the corner of Broome Street and Broadway in New York City.

1929 - The first telephone was installed in the White House.

1994 - Wayne Gretzky broke Gordie Howe's NHL career record with his 802nd goal.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

You're being BUZZED!


Have you ever wished to combine the coolness of body art with the coolness of cellphones? Probably not, but cellular company Nokia did. According to Australia's Herald Sun, the company has patented the technology that would allow wearers to feel vibrating alerts from their phones on their skin through tattoo ink made up of magnetic compounds.

According to the patent, "The perceivable stimulus may comprise vibration, a vibration on the image on a user's skin, for example."

It's unknown why this quantum leap is being undertaken over the usual method of feeling the vibration from your phone in your pocket, but out of the box thinking like this could help explain why Nokia lost a reported $1.4 billion in the third quarter of 2011.

What the Hell Theater


A "massively drunk" groom who started a fire at a UK castle on the night his wedding last June was sentenced Wednesday to six years in prison. The BBC reports Max Kay, 37, from Liverpool, admitted he started the fire after an argument with the venue's managers when they wouldn't open a bar tab for him -- because he owed them a balance of more than $17 thousand dollars for his wedding. It took more than 100 firefighters to tackle the blaze at the Peckforton Castle Hotel in Tarporley. Although nearly 120 men, women, and children were forced to evacuate, no one was hurt -- but the fire caused more than $7 million dollars in damage.

The Denver District Attorney's office has slapped a woman with two felonies after she admitted on a radio show she acted crazy to get out of jury duty. KDVR reports 54-year-old Susan Cole called into a show last October and boasted on air about how she acted mentally unstable to get dismissed from her civic duty back in June of 2011. Cole's ruse -- and her claim to the judge she suffered post-traumatic stress disorder in the military -- worked. Although she was dismissed, Cole landed in hot water when the D.A.'s office figured out she was the caller based on her on-air description of her behavior. An arrest warrant was issued, and she's expected to be booked this week.

History Lesson


81 William Shatner /Captain James T. Kirk on TV's Star Trek, also TV's TJ Hooker, The Practice
65 James Patterson /bestselling author
64 Wolf Blitzer /TV news anchor
64 Andrew Lloyd Webber /composer, Cats, Phantom Of the Opera, Evita
36 Reese Witherspoon /actress, Legally Blonde movies, Walk the Line
35 John Otto /drums, Limp Bizkit

1765 - The Stamp Act was passed. It was the first direct British tax on the American colonists. It was repealed on March 17th, 1766.

1790 - Thomas Jefferson became the first U.S. Secretary of State.

1882 - Congress outlawed polygamy.

1894 - The first Stanley Cup game in history was played. Montreal defeated Ottawa, 3-1.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

What the Hell Theater


Johnson County, Iowa deputies were called to a residence early Monday morning but soon found themselves in what could have passed for an episode of 24 -- that is, if Jack Bauer was drunk and naked. The Press-Citizen reports cops found 41-year-old William T. Bliss, naked, “excited,” and exhibiting signs of intoxication. He told deputies four men forced him to handle a nuclear bomb at his residence. The paper says Bliss then took off running, leading to a pursuit that left a deputy injured. He later admitted he'd been drinking all day. He was slapped with multiple charges, including interference with official acts causing bodily injury, and public intoxication, a simple misdemeanor. Perhaps not surprisingly, no nuke was found.

A fight between a husband and wife in Ann Arbor on Friday took a tropical twist when he allegedly knocked her out by hitting her in the head with a thrown pineapple. AnnArbor.com reports the unidentified woman, 34, was sent to the hospital to recover, but remained tight-lipped as to how she got there. Hospital staff called cops to notify them of a possible assault, and police discovered evidence at the couple's home of a physical fight. The alleged victim has reportedly declined to cooperate with investigators, but cops are still seeking an arrest warrant for her 42-year-old husband, who also wasn't identified.

History Lesson


66 Timothy Dalton /actor, James Bond in License to Kill and the Living Daylights
54 Gary Oldman /actor, Harry Potter movies, Air Force One, Batman Begins
50 Rosie O’Donnell /actress-comedian-talk show host
50 Matthew Broderick /actor, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Producers, married to Sarah Jessica Parker

1685 Johann Sebastian Bach--/composer. Over the years he fathered 20 children with two different wives and still had time to compose some of the world’s greatest music.

2005 - MTV aired the last episode of The Osbournes. TV personality Dr. Phil paid Ozzy and his family a visit.

1989 - Dick Clark stepped down as host of American Bandstand after 33 years. During his time on the show, more than 65 thousand records were played, over 10 thousand musical guests appeared and more than 600 thousand teens danced live.

1980 - On the TV show Dallas, J.R. Ewing was shot.

1928 - President Calvin Coolidge gave the Congressional Medal of Honor to Charles Lindbergh for his first trans-Atlantic flight.

Crazy Collaboartion


New details have been released about Marilyn Manson’s eighth studio album, Born Villain. Manson has revealed that he recorded a cover of Carly Simon's 1972 hit “You're So Vain” with actor/rocker Johnny Depp for the upcoming album.

“[Depp] played drums and lead guitar, and I played guitar and sang,” Manson told MTV News. “It’s a bonus track on my record and the video will probably be us looking at each other like a mirror.”

Manson added that the song also features another member of the Depp family. “Johnny’s son Jack -- whose birthday I’m gonna be performing at -- was in the room and he actually played on the song too. It’s pretty cool.”

The collaboration comes as no surprise since the two have been friends for years. “I met Johnny when I was 19 when I was an extra on 21 Jump Street,” said Manson. “I bought his daughter her first pair of high heels when she was wearing diapers, so we’ve been friends for a long time.”

You'll can check out their version of "You're So Vain" when Born Villain hits stores on May 1.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A Memphis, Tennessee police officer accused of having sex in his squad car while on duty is facing some damning evidence: an accidental recording of the act in progress. According to MyFoxMemphis, between 8:45 and 9 p.m. last Monday night, officer Dion Anthony accidentally activated either his shoulder-mounted microphone or the one installed in every cop car. The Fox affiliate reports that not only did nearly 35 cops on the police band hear officer Anthony's arresting actions, but anyone with a police scanner could have listened in as well. Anthony was relieved of duty a day after his broadcast. An investigation is pending.

After releasing surveillance footage of a suspect who allegedly used a WiFi signal to stream porn onto TVs at a Best Buy last month, police in Greenville, South Carolina say they have their man. Robert Matthew Holden turned himself in after a warrant was issued for his arrest, according to WYFF-TV. Cops say Holden admitted he didn't think his actions on March 9th were a crime, but a "prank" -- one that was reportedly seen by families and Best Buy employees alike. Holden was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He faces up to 30 days in jail or a $100 fine if convicted.

History Lesson


55 Spike Lee /movie director, Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X
54 Holly Hunter /Oscar-winning actress, The Piano
49 Kathy Ireland /supermodel
49 David Thewlis /actor, Remus Lupin in Harry Potter movies
36 Chester Bennington /singer, Linkin Park

"Mr." Fred Rogers--1928-2003/beloved star of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood

1990 - Gloria Estefan fractured a vertebra when a tractor slammed into her tour bus near Scranton, Pennsylvania..

1969 - John Lennon married Yoko Ono in Gibraltar, near Spain.

1852 - The novel Uncle Tom's Cabin was first published.

1854 – Former members of the Whig Party met in Wisconsin and officially became the Republican Party.

Monday, March 19, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A male inmate in a maximum security unit at Maine's Cumberland County jail managed to squeeze out of his cell and crawl to a female detention unit for a scheduled tryst. The male, 23, a violent felon andfemale, 25, described as a Portland transient and assault suspect, managed to communicate to each other via the ventilation system, and set up the rendezvous. The man was caught crawling back to his cell. Prison officials say he made his bed up to appear he was sleeping during his "date." Jail officials blame proximity of the male and female units and "some lack of attention to detail" on the guards' part for the successful "date." Both inmates were moved to new locations; the male even earned a spot in the jail's "supermax" unit for his escape.

Des Moines, Iowa- a vehicle search after a traffic stop on Wednesday evening turned up possibly the creepiest wedding proposal kit ever. An officer had pulled over a driver for speeding and missing a license plate, and when the cop approached the driver, the newspaper says suspect Vincent Ballard began, “wafting his hand back and forth in front of himself like he was trying to disperse some smoke or an odor,” according to the police report. The odor was apparently marijuana, and the officer spotted counterfeit money and an alcoholic beverage near the driver, who allegedly gave several fake names before the officer determined the suspect's identity.The cop also found a backpack containing a black ski mask, leather gloves, chain handcuffs, a pocket knife, a police scanner, hypodermic needles -- and a diamond ring inside of a Zales jewelry box. The suspect -- who was arrested on multiple charges -- gave no reason for the bag's contents.

History Lesson


79 Renee Taylor /actress, TV's The Nanny
65 Glenn Close /actress, The Big Chill, Fatal Attraction
57 Bruce Willis /actor, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense, Die Hard movies
36 Zach Lind /drummer, Jimmy Eat World

1918 - Congress approved Daylight Saving Time.

1931 - Nevada legalized gambling.

1953 - The first Academy Awards was telecast on NBC.

1957 - Elvis Presley bought his Graceland estate in Whitehaven, Tennessee, near Memphis. He paid 147 thousand dollars for the property, which had belonged to the Graceland Christian Church.

Make Out Monday


Fandango.com Weekend Boxoffice

#1 21 Jump Street $35.0M

#2 Dr. Seuss' The Lorax $22.8M

#3 John Carter $13.5M

#4 Project X $4.0M

#5 A Thousand Words $3.7M

#6 Act of Valor $3.6M

#7 Safe House $2.8M

#8 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island $2.4M

#9 Casa De Mi Padre $2.2M

#10 This Means War $2.1M

Drummer Debut


Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich is ready to show off his acting skills. Ulrich will be playing Dutch documentarian Joris Ivens in the upcoming HBO film Hemingway & Gellhorn. While this is the first substantial film role for Ulrich, it isn't the first time that the drummer has appeared on the silver screen. Ulrich had previously made a cameo as himself in the 2010 comedy Get Him to the Greek in addition to being featured in the 2004 Metallica documentary, Some Kind of Monster.

According to IMDb.com, Hemingway & Gellhorn is “a drama centered on the romance between Ernest Hemingway and WWII correspondent Martha Gellhorn, Hemingway's inspiration for For Whom the Bell Tolls and the only woman who ever asked for a divorce from the writer." The film stars Nicole Kidman and Clive Owen. Hemingway & Gellhorn will air on HBO on May 28 at 9 p.m.

Record Store Day Release


More details have been revealed about next month's Record Store Day initiative. On April 21, a massive number of artists will be releasing album reissues, new singles, rare and unreleased materials to support local record stores. The White Stripes will release a reissue of two singles from the band’s back catalog. The 7” red and black swirl vinyl single will feature “Handsprings” and “Red Death at 6:14.” According to the Third Man Records website, “Handsprings” was originally released as a free track in issue #19 of Multiball magazine, while “Red Death at 6:14” was part of the Sympathetic Sounds of Detroit compilation produced by frontman Jack White.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Pegg pegged for LA Noir role


Mission: Impossible's Simon Pegg is currently in negotiations to join the period drama L.A. Noir, TVLine.com reports. The TNT series, set in 1940s Los Angeles, portrays a Los Angeles police chief at odds with a mobster...

3D Classic


Deadline.com reports a 3D re-release of the original Jurassic Park film will hit theaters in July of 2013, one month after it celebrates its 20th anniversary...

What the Hell Theater


A Cape Cod doctor's office is tying men's love of pizza to tying off their reproductive gear. According to Cape Cod Online, Urology Associates of Cape Cod is offering a free pizza with every vasectomy. The deal -- advertised with a cheeky local TV spot -- is also timed to March Madness. "Men need a few days of recovery after a vasectomy, so what could be better than hanging out on the couch, watching some hoops and chowing down a free pizza?" asked practice administrator Evan Cohen. As for the pie? "It does actually come with one topping. Maybe you can put some meatballs on it," joked Cohen.

A 15-year-old girl from Rogers, Arkansas thought it'd be funny to send a snarky text -- but she sure sent it to the wrong person. 40/29 News reported on Wednesday that the unidentified girl mimicked a message she saw on the social media site Pinterest which read, "When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?" She dialed, but the random number landed her in hot water. Out of 500,000-plus phone numbers in her 479 area code, she accidentally texted the message to a police detective. Cops traced the number and found the sender, who told them it was a joke. They let the prankster go with a warning.

History Lesson


86 Jerry Lewis /comedian-actor-director
71 Chuck Woolery /TV game show host, Love Connection
63 Erik Estrada /actor, TV's CHiPs
53 Flavor Flav /rapper, Public Enemy
45 Lauren Graham /actress, TV's Gilmore Girls
21 Wolfgang Van Halen /bassist, Van Halen, son of guitarist Eddie Van Halen and actress Valerie Bertinelli

1999 - The Recording Academy presented the first Diamond Awards, signifying sales of over 10 million copies.

1974 - The Grand Ole Opry gave its first performance at the new Grand Ole Opry House. President Richard Nixon was on hand for the event and Roy Acuff famously taught him how to use a yo-yo.

1932 - Babe Ruth signed with the Yankees for $75,000. At the time, it was the highest salary ever paid to a ballplayer.

1850 - Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel The Scarlet Letter was first published.

Slash lends a hand


Slash is set to participate in a partial Guns N' Roses reunion of sorts on Thursday night by lending his talents to founding GN'R drummer Steven Adler's upcoming album. In a Twitter message posted Wednesday, the riff master wrote, "Looking forward to laying down some guitars on a song for Steven Adler's new record tomorrow night."

In 2010, Slash tapped Adler to play drums on a track for his self-titled debut solo effort. The song, "Baby Can't Drive," which also featured Alice Cooper, Red Hot Chili Peppers bass player Flea and ex-Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger, appeared on an expanded version of Slash that UK magazine Classic Rock put out.

Meanwhile, Slash posted another tweet on Wednesday revealing that he would be starting rehearsals on Thursday for his tour in support of his upcoming solo album, Apocalyptic Love, which will be released on May 22.

"Sharpening my tools as I write this," Slash wrote. "Preparing for battle, so to speak."

Slash's upcoming tour itinerary kicks off with a March 23 concert in Toronto. Check out all of his shows at SlashOnline.com.

Shinedown eBook


Shinedown fans will soon be able to experience more than just music from the band’s new album, Amaryllis. The band has announced that they'll release a 75-page interactive ebook for their upcoming release.

Titled FOR YOUR SAKE: Inside the Making of Shinedown’s Amaryllis, the ebook will feature previously unreleased photos of the band as well as video interviews and commentary from frontman Brent Smith.

“With so many people getting their music digitally these days, they don’t always get to enjoy the full experience that you get by exploring physical CDs or vinyl albums,” Smith told Mashable.com. “I remember picking up Soundgarden’s Superunknown. For me, it’s a perfect example of an album that does an amazing job at connecting the artwork and packaging to the actual music.”

FOR YOUR SAKE: Inside the Making of Shinedown’s Amaryllis will run you $5.99 and will be released on March 27, the same day that Amaryllis is set to hit stores.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Trailer Park Thursday


21 Jump Street
Starring Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill
The TV show made johnny Depp a star. The movie... is a comedy. The TV was NOT a comedy. I am not excited about this movie.


Casa de mi Padre
Starring Will Ferrell & Gael García Bernal
Stepbrothers was good, Talladega Nights was good. Will Ferrell is experimenting with indie movies again. Not a good idea. A comedy movie with subtitles? You're so busy reading that you miss the funny! Pass...


Jeff, Who Still Lives at Home
Starring Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Judy Greer, Susan Sarandon
Segal and Helms play grown brothers with Sarandon as their mom. Segal still lives at home, Helms is married with a career. There is life advice and stalking of the wife so it's both funny and deep. I'd go see it.


Seeking Justice (Limited Release)
Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce, Jennifer Carpenter
Typica Nicholas Cage action-thriller. Wife is attacked, he seeks revenge and gets caught up in mob-like circumstances.

CBS TV News


CBS is extremely happy with the success of its primetime schedule. The network announced Wednesday that it has renewed 18 of its primetime series for the 2012-2013 TV season.

Among the series that received a vote of confidence: NCIS: Los Angeles, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-0, Criminal Minds, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Person Of Interest, The Mentalist, Blue Bloods and The Good Wife.

CBS says it is in "preliminary discussions regarding future seasons" of Two and a Half Men. Ashton Kutcher, who joined the cast last year, currently is not under contract for next season.

The fate of CSI: NY and CSI: Miami has yet to be determined.

CBS is the highest-rated network of the current TV season to date.

What the Hell Theater


A would-be ID thief got nabbed when he tried to use the wrong credit card to pay for gas on Tuesday. ABC affiliate WHTM reports the clerk not only recognized 19-year-old Joshua Devonshire from school, but also her mom's name on the stolen card. The employee called the cops as Devonshire allegedly fled the store and drove away. Cops found him later sleeping in a car with an unidentified female. He reportedly admitted to trying to pass off the card and to related thefts from nearby vehicles, including from a car belonging to the clerk's mom's. Devonshire was sent to Lancaster County Prison pending $3,000 bond.

A Staten Island, New York man's morning routine was interrupted Tuesday when he spotted a four foot-long California Kingsnake watching him from his toilet. Allen Shepard was brushing his teeth when he saw the reptile, and according to SILive.com, he grabbed a bottle of Clorox cleaner and sprayed the snake. Not surprisingly, that didn't calm the snapping snake, so Shephard called his building's superintendent -- who didn't believe him at first, but who called a plumber. It took the plumber 30 minutes to pull the entire snake from the drain. It's thought the non-poisonous snake got into the plumbing from another apartment in the building, but no neighbors owned up to owning it, so was taken to a reptile sanctuary.

History Lesson


79 Ruth Bader Ginsburg /Supreme Court justice
72 Phil Lesh /bass player, ex-Grateful Dead
57 Dee Snider /singer, Twisted Sister
49 Bret Michaels /singer, Poison
44 Mark McGrath /singer, Sugar Ray
40 Mark Hoppus /bass player, Blink 182
35 Joseph Hahn /D.J. for Linkin Park
51 Fabio /long-haired romance novel cover model and butter substitute salesman
37 Eva Longoria Parker /actress, Desperate Housewives

1990 - A New Kids on the Block pay-per-view concert was seen in 13.7 million homes.

1965 - T.G.I. Friday’s first restaurant opens in New York City.

1964 - Elizabeth Taylor married her fifth husband, Richard Burton, in Montreal. She became Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton. After they divorced, she ended up marrying him again. And then she divorced him again.

1945 - Billboard magazine began listing a top albums chart. The first #1 was The Nat King Cole Trio.

1820 - Maine entered the Union as the 23rd state.

44BC - Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated.

Orion Music + MORE!


New details have surfaced about Metallica’s new annual music, arts and lifestyle festival called Orion Music + More. In a recent online video interview, frontman James Hetfield revealed that there will be a custom car and motorcycle show that will take place during the festival.

“For a Metallica fan…maybe they wouldn’t normally go to a car show and see really what goes on there,” said Hetfield. “It would be great to get a little of everything, from muscle cars to traditional stock things to full-blown crazy customs to dragsters to things spitting flames…to beautiful long elegant pieces of art representing hopefully everything, so everyone can get a taste of the automobile passion and obsession that I seem to have.”

More than 300 customs, hot rods, muscle cars and custom motorcycles will be on display at the Orion Custom Car + Motorcycle Show inside the festival grounds throughout the weekend, including Hetfield’s 1936 Auburn Roadster Slow Burn Kustom. Awards will be given for Best in Show in the customs, hot rods, muscle cars, and custom motorcycles categories. In addition, Orion ticketholders will have the chance to cast their votes for the award for Fan Favorite.

The inaugural Orion Music + More festival will make its debut June 23-24 at Bader Field in Atlantic City, NJ. For more details, head over to OrionMusicAndMore.com.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A cash-strapped California little league team had been given a chance to play on, thanks in large part to a donation from a strip club, but the league now says their well-heeled high-heeled donors can keep their endowment. According to KTLA, the generosity of the dancers at the Jet Strip was refused by Little League President Roberto Aguirre. "We do not want the money from the strip club. I think, for us, we do need the money, but we will go some other avenue," Aguirre said. So the cash-strapped league will look elsewhere to combat skyrocketing school district baseball diamond fees, and the strip club's income will remain in crumpled dollar bills.

A Swedish man was already in trouble, accused of stealing gasoline using his car's specially-modified gas tank, when he allegedly stole a cop car, then another ride, and used that one to rescue his vehicle from the impound lot. The Local reports two men were detained by cops on suspicion of swiping diesel on Sunday, and when one suspect was being frisked, his accomplice jumped from the back of the squad car into the driver's seat of the officer's still-running cruiser and sped off. Police monitored the GPS-enabled vehicle, but lost track of it when the suspect apparently stole another vehicle, and used it to break his gas guzzler from the lot where cops impounded it. He was later captured at his mother's house, where he reportedly resisted arrest. Both men are thought to be linked to other gas thefts, according to local paper Bohusläningen.

History Lesson


133 Albert Einstein--1879-1955/theory of relativity
79 Michael Caine /actor, The Dark Knight
64 Billy Crystal /comedian-actor, When Harry Met Sally, City Slickers
Kevin Williamson /producer-writer-director, TV's Dawsons Creek, wrote Scream movies
43 Michael Bland /drummer, Soul Asylum
33 Chris Klein /actor, American Pie movies
29 Taylor Hanson /singer-keyboardist, Hanson

1743 - The first recorded town meeting in America was held at Faneuil Hall in Boston.

1794 - Eli Whitney received a patent for his cotton gin.

1972 - Burt Reynolds appeared in the nude in Cosmopolitan's centerfold.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

What the Hell Theater


If you've already got an arrest record for theft and you're dumb enough to steal from a judge, don't post what you stole onto Facebook. That's the life lesson learned by 21-year-old Steven Mulhall, who popped a picture of himself holding a nameplate reading "Judge Michael J. Orlando" -- which Mulhall is accused of prying from the door of the judge's office at Broward Circuit courthouse on February 23rd. "The nameplate is like only $40, not that big of a crime, but what an idiot. He puts it on Facebook," said Broward County Sheriff Al Lamberti to the Sun Sentinel. "He violated the terms of his parole by stealing, from a judge no less. He's got multiple convictions for petty theft, so now this is a felony." A Crime Stoppers tip led the cops to Mulhall.

When Miami-area 7th grader Michael Bell Jr. brought home a bad report card, it was the last straw for his parents. His father gave him a sandwich board reading on the front: "Hey, I want to be a class clown, is it wrong?" and "I'm in the 7th grade and got 3 F's. Blow your horn if there's something wrong with that." Michael Bell Sr. then made the teen stand by the side of a busy roadway to advertise his academic shortcomings while his friends are living it up on spring break. Bell the younger failed three subjects and has gotten in trouble repeatedly this past semester, leaving his parents little recourse, they say. "Right now, this is the only thing I have left to try and reach him," his father tells WSVN-TV. The son seems to be learning his lesson: "I'm sorry that it has to get to this point and that when I get back to school, I'm going to do better," he promised WSVN.

History Lesson


62 William H. Macy /actor, Boogie Nights, Fargo, TV’s Shameless
56 Dana Delany /actress, TV's China Beach, Body of Proof
52 Adam Clayton /bassist, U2
43 Matt McDonough /drummer, Mudvayne
36 Danny Masterson /actor, TV's That '70s Show

2004 - Luciano Pavarotti gave his final opera performance at the Metropolitan Opera in New York. He still had concerts planned up until October 12th, 2005.

1994 - Oasis played their first U.S. gig at The Wetlands in New York City.

1896 - The first striptease act was performed at the Divan Fayounau, a Paris music hall. It consisted of a young woman undressing to go to bed.

1781 - The German-born English organist and music teacher William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus. Please, no jokes.

1639 - Harvard University was named for clergyman John Harvard.

Pearl Jam guitarist Stone Gossard is a busy guy. He’s been balancing his time between working on a new Pearl Jam album and making music with his side project, Brad, which is set to release United We Stand on April 24.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Gossard gave fans an update on Pearl Jam’s progress creating their tenth studio album. “We've recorded some songs, and we're going to record and write some more,” revealed Gossard. “You never know, it might be that we're a song away or two, or it might be that we're going to record six or seven more songs. I think the main thing is that we’re not in a rush and there's no urgency to it.”

Gossard added that the forthcoming album will explore new creative avenues. “The most important thing is that we put something out that continues to expand our boundaries rather than trying to follow what we've done in the past,” noted Gossard. “I think it's a good time to hopefully continue to experiment, and continue to shake it up.”

Foos Old Skool/New Skool


Foo Fighters have decided to give their fans a taste of what the band sounded like when they first began performing live 17 years ago. They've posted an interactive cassette tape online that features a stream of one of their first live appearances at the UK’s Reading Festival in 1995. The set includes performances of “I’ll Stick Around,” “Wattershed,” and “Big Me” from Foo Fighters’ self-titled debut album, as well as the B-side “Butterflies.” Also included is "Winnebago” from frontman Dave Grohl’s 1992 Pocketwatch album that he released under the pseudonym Late!

To access the interactive cassette tape click HERE

Monday, March 12, 2012

What the Hell Theater


Local authorities in Cardiff, in the UK, have turned on a unique solution to try to get teens to stop hanging out on street corners: lights used by dermatologists to make pimples appear more pronounced. According to Orange.co.uk, the lights make blemishes appear bright pink. The plan is to shame the teens into finding a new place to hang.

A stepdad was booted out of a pool in Bournemouth, England because the lifeguard took issue with his bathing suit. No, it wasn't a Speedo, or a thong -- just an extra-long swiming trunks. According to the UK Sun, Andy Toms was told the extra cloth about his legs could introduce bacteria into the water. But speaking of bacteria, Toms said "They offered a pair from lost property but if the problem's hygiene it's not very hygienic to wear somebody's lost trunks."

History Lesson


66 Liza Minnelli /actress-singer, daughter of Judy Garland, Cabaret
64 James Taylor /singer-songwriter
56 Steve Harris /bassist, Iron Maiden
55 Marlon Jackson /singer, The Jackson Five
50 Darryl Strawberry /troubled ex-baseball player
44 Aaron Eckhart /actor, The Dark Knight

1998 - Korn served a cease-and-desist order to an assistant principal who suspended a student for wearing a Korn T-shirt. The principal and the public school system were ordered to, quote, "stop making defamatory comments about Korn and its products."

1912 - Juliette Gordon Low founded the Girl Guides, which later became the Girl Scouts.

1933 - President Roosevelt delivered the first of his radio "fireside chats," telling Americans what was being done to deal with the nation's economic crisis.

1940 - Winston Churchill became Britain's prime minister.

1951 - Dennis The Menace, created by cartoonist Hank Ketcham, made its syndicated debut in 16 newspapers.

No Reunion for Roses at R&RHoF


Ever since it was announced that Guns N’ Roses will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, fans have been wondering if band members would put aside their differences and perform at the event. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, former GN’R bassist Duff McKagan said that the band hasn’t yet discussed the possibility of playing together during the ceremony.

“There's been no communication about anyone playing,” said McKagan. “There was probably a day in the mid-1990s where I would have tried to gather the troops, but I'm just not that guy anymore. It's too frustrating to change anyone else…I'm not even sure I'd want to change how anyone else sees a situation.”

McKagan added that he has an idea of the songs he’d like to play if the band were to perform at the event. “You have those daydreams like, ‘We'll go up and play 'Nightrain' and 'Brownstone' and throw down the microphone and drop off,” noted McKagan. “That'll be killer!' But I doubt that'll happen.”

We’ll have to wait to see what happens at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony when it takes place on April 14 in Cleveland.

No Rage for Rush


Following in the footsteps of Rush and Peter Gabriel, guitarist Tom Morello has demanded that Rage Against the Machine’s music be pulled from Rush Limbaugh's talk-radio program.

"Rush Limbaugh played 'Sleep Now in the Fire' as a bumper on his show [on Thursday]," Morello told Rolling Stone. "Our response: 'Hey Jackass, stop using our music on your racist, misogynist, right-wing clown show." Morello also tweeted his response to his Twitter followers.

Limbaugh has received widespread criticism, and his show has lost numerous sponsors, since he made derogatory comments about Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke last month. The conservative host referred to Fluke as a "slut" and a "prostitute" after she testified before Congress, calling for health care plans to cover the cost of contraceptives. Limbaugh has since apologized for his comments.

Orion Music + More = VIDEO!


Last month, Metallica announced that they're launching a new annual music, arts and lifestyle festival called Orion Music + More. Recently, the band gave fans a taste of what they can expect at the upcoming event by posting a trailer online. Ft. performance footage of Metallica, Arctic Monkeys, Avenged Sevenfold, and Modest Mouse. In addition, the video confirms that Metallica will perform their 1991 album Metallica, a.k.a. the Black Album, and their 1984 Ride the Lightning album in their entirety during the event.

The inaugural Orion Music + More festival will make its debut June 23-24 at Bader Field in Atlantic City, NJ.

Friday, March 9, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A not-so-master criminal held up a convenience store in Key Largo Florida, and made off with a grand total of $2 for his felonious efforts. The website KeysNews.com reports the suspect, who disguised himself with a bandanna, gloves, a hat, and sunglasses walked into a Tom Thumb store, where a clerk told him he had to take the scarf off his face. The suspect responded by displaying a firearm, and demanded cash from the register. When the clerk told him there was no money inside, the robber turned to a patron and robbed him of $2 before fleeing the store and running to a dark-colored Saturn parked a block away.

Two Kansas guys apparently arranging a drug deal were quickly busted when one of them accidentally called 911 in the middle of their negotiations last Thursday night. KCTV reports Jesus Suarez and Jesus Santos, both 25, led police right to them, after the cops recorded their conversation as evidence and dispatched officers to pick the men up. "You could hear on the phone call the suspect saying, 'Oh, there goes the cops,'" said Leavenworth police Chief Patrick Kitchens. "So that brought the officers' attention to the two gentlemen." A search of the two suspects reportedly turned up $2,500 in cash and six grams of crack. The butterfingered bad guys were arrested and slapped with five charges apiece.

History Lesson


41 Emmanuel Lewis /actor, TV's Webster
40 Kerr Smith /actor, Final Destination, TV’s Dawson's Creek
26 Brittany Snow /actress, TV's American Dreams

1961 - The Russians sent a dog into space on board Sputnik 9. It was dubbed “Muttnik.”

1975 - Work began on the Alaskan oil pipeline.

1996 - George Burns died in Beverly Hills at the ripe old age of 100.

New Manson Single/Tour/Album


If you can’t wait to check out Marilyn Manson’s first studio album in three years, Born Villain, you’re in luck. The band recently posted their first single, “No Reflection,” from the forthcoming album online. The single will be available exclusively on iTunes starting March 13.

In addition, Manson revealed that Born Villain will be released on May 1. "The new record put simply has the ambition and determination of how I started making music in the first place," said Manson in a statement. "It sounds like the first record in that it's not afraid to do anything. I had to remove myself from my lifestyle and start fresh.”

You'll get the chance to check out the new songs live when Manson kicks off his North American tour on April 27 at Lupo’s at The Strand in Providence, RI.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Trailer Park Thursday

Coming to theaters this Friday.

JOHN CARTER

Its Disney, so it looks awesome but don't expect many "adult situation" blood or gore. Think, family friendly fun. Think, the trailer is more entertaining than the actual movie will be. Unless you are say, 12.

THE DECOY BRIDE

Brit comedy vs. chic flick. Pathetic girl falls in love with some other (rotten) chic's man and ends up accidentally married. I'm sure it has a happy sappy ending but if at least three-quarters of it is laughing at other people's misfortunes then I'm in!

SILENT HOUSE

Horror Flick with the little sister of the Olsen Twins. They might sue me for calling them that... meh. Anyway, she's supposedly artsy-fartsy which means showing her ta-tas all over the unheard of film scene. This one is a major motion picture, can't promise any full frontals or even side boob but redeeming fact is that it is supposed to be shot "in real time". Sadly, they say "an 88 minute ordeal" yet the movie is only 85 minutes long.

A THOUSAND WORDS

A guy who lies gets sentenced to death after speaking 1000 words. A soul connected to a tree and when the leaves are all gone... he's gone. Seems like "Liar Liar pt 2" plus the fat kid from Hot Tub Time Machine.

History Lesson

53 Aidan Quinn /actor, Legends of the Fall, Benny & Joon
51 Camryn Manheim /Emmy-winning actress, TV's The Practice
49 Kathy Ireland /model-actress
37 James Van Der Beek /actor, TV's Dawson's Creek, Mercy
36 Freddie Prinze Jr. /actor, She's All That

1790 - In the United States, George Washington delivered the first State of the Union address.

1961 - Colin Jones of Queensbury, England set a world record for "heading" a soccer ball - 3,412 times. After that, he REALLY had to have his head examined!

1971 - The fight of the century, starring Muhammad Ali and Smokin' Joe Frazier, took place. Ali said in his usual pre-fight modesty, "It's gonna be the champ and the tramp." But Smokin' Joe actually knocked down the champ, and officials gave the fight to him.

1993 - Beavis and Butt-Head premiered on MTV as a series. The characters had been introduced on MTV's Liquid Television program.

What the Hell Theater

A chicken thief's goose is cooked, say police in Ontario, Canada. A 36-year-old man has been arrested for swiping an eight foot tall chicken statue from a poultry farm; the fowl act was reportedly committed late Thursday or early Friday morning of last week, reports NewsInToronto.The suspect, Brent Smith, is accused of cutting the giant fiberglass bird off at the legs and leaving the drumsticks and a stand behind. He's charged with possession of stolen property.

Like a waif Godzilla, a massive Kate Moss broke free from her mooring and caused panic and injury on London's famed Oxford Street on Wednesday. Shop worker Matthew Wilson, 27, witnessed the chaos as the 15-foot-tall billboard fell, telling the UK Sun, "People couldn't get out of the way. One man was screaming. It came down quite slowly...I saw [a man] and a brown haired woman get crushed underneath it. The screams from the gentleman were quite horrific. Four people were injured; the man Wilson mentioned was thought to have hurt his back.

Metallica Lock In 3D Director

Metallica has found a director for their 3D movie. Nimród Antal, whose directing credits include the 2007 thriller Vacancy and the 2010 Predators remake, will helm the as-yet-untitled flick, which will be released in 2013.

In a statement, Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich said, "Within five minutes of meeting him I was addicted to his enthusiasm, his take on the creative process and his 'thinking outside of the box' personality. Let's get on with it!!!"

It was previously announced that Journey 2: The Mysterious Island producer Charlotte Huggins will also be involved in the project.

New Bizkit

Limp Bizkit recently announced they'll soon be releasing their first single through their new record label, Cash Money Records. Titled “Ready to Go,” the track features a collaboration with label mate Lil Wayne.

"It sounds like a monster; it literally sounds dangerous," frontman Fred Durst told Billboard.com. "It sounds like that left of center, that place of discomfort that created rock 'n' roll, created the [heavy] metal, where it all spawned from."

While Durst previously stated that the song would be released sometime this week, he admitted that the track still needs some work. "I want to get it out there soon, as soon as we can," explained Durst. "The song is already done for the most part. I've got a couple little things I might poke around or punch in on my verse. And I want their guys to take a crack at the mix."

The singer also revealed that once “Ready to Go” is finished, it will be probably be available for free download. "We want to let everybody know this is just an introduction, just a taste of what throwing these two dudes together for five minutes can do," said Durst. "Now that we're living together, now that we're married, we'll see what happens when we start doing more. I'm very excited."

In addition to releasing the track online, Durst noted that his next priority is to make a video for it as quickly as possible.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Cupcake ATM








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Sprinkles Cupcakes, the Beverly Hills-based establishment that bills itself "The Original Cupcake Bakery," has just launched a new salvo in the war for sweets supremacy. Sprinkles has created the world's first cupcake ATM: a machine designed to dispense the company's treats 24 hours a day.

The machine is stocked every evening with hundreds of freshly baked cupcakes, and a mechanical arm is used to dispense them, boxed, to the customer, who chooses which type of cupcake and pays via a touch-screen interface. Bakery founder and owner Candace Nelson says the concept was born when she could not satisfy her own late-night cravings when she was pregnant.

The same type of machine will be installed at Sprinkles' New York City location this summer, Nelson says.

What the Hell Theater

A woman on board a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Houston landed behind bars for a mid-flight manicure. Jeanie Daniels is now speaking up about the incident on February 26. She was traveling to meet her boyfriend in Texas, so -- after asking permission from those around her -- she says she decided to paint her nails mid-flight. With two nails to go, a flight attendant told her to stop. Daniels complied, but told KCAL-TV she ducked into the rest room to finish up -- and was met by a second irate flight attendant, who continued to admonish her as she took her seat. Eventually, Daniels cursed, "because [the flight attendant] wouldn’t end the conversation.” Because Daniels cursed, she was taken into custody by armed officers at the gate after she landed in Texas. After more than 10 hours behind bars, a judge agreed to toss out an "abusive profane language" charge against her.

A 71-year-old woman from Brynmawr, in South Wales was fined £75 -- around $90 -- for littering when a single strand of her knit glove landed on the pavement. "I had caught my watch on my glove and a piece of cotton had come off and fallen to the ground," said Valerie George to the Daily Mail. An "environmental enforcement officer" stopped the elderly woman, who understandably didn't notice the errant fiber, and she says the "rude" agent slapped her with the fine. "It was a strand of cotton, not a cigarette butt. I can’t believe they would fine a pensioner for dropping something like that," Mrs. George said. After a review, a local council admitted Monday that an infraction was indeed committed, but the fine will be waived.

History Lesson

Taylor Dayne 47/singer-actress, "Tell It To My Heart"
Willard Scott 78/semi-retired weatherman from the Today show
John Heard 66/actor, dad in Home Alone
Rachel Weisz 41/actress, The Mummy, won Oscar for The Constant Gardener, Mrs. Daniel Craig
Jenna Fischer 38/actress, TV's The Office
Laura Prepon 32/actress, TV's That '70s Show, Are You There, Chelsea?

1987 - The Beastie Boys became the first rap act to have a number one album when their debut LP, Licensed To Ill, hit the top of the chart.

1987 - Mike Tyson became the youngest heavyweight champion when he beat James Smith in a decision during a 12-round fight in Las Vegas.

1965 - A girl fell into the crowd from the balcony at a Rolling Stones gig in Manchester, England. The crowd below broke her fall and she was not hurt.

1860 - Oliver Winchester introduced the first repeating rifle.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

What the Hell Theater

If you're going to drink, don't drive. And if you're going to drink and drive, don't try to high-five a cop. That's the lesson learned by a Pennsylvania motorist on February 19th, according to the Altoona Mirror. When Gerald C. Decker, 27, was pulled over by a Pennsylvania cop for driving without his headlights on, he wanted to show his gratitude with a "thanks, buddy" by slapping the lawman some skin. But the officer noticed Decker was apparently inebriated, so he left him hanging. "That's not how it works," the cop said. Decker reportedly failed field sobriety tests, and was arrested -- and later charged with DUI when he flunked a blood test. He was also charged with driving on a suspended license, careless driving, and, yes, driving without headlights.

Niceville, Florida police report a woman heading off to work got quite a shock when she tried to get in her car only to see a child she didn't know playing inside of it. The woman called the cops, who rushed to the scene and began searching nearby homes for open doors or any other place from where the tyke could have wandered, reports NWFDailynews.com. Eventually, police were able to coordinate her call with a report of a man who had been running down the street calling for help; his girlfriend's son had apparently slipped out of her house. Eventually, the boy's mother came to pick him up.

History Lesson

66 David Gilmour /guitarist-vocalist, Pink Floyd
65 Rob Reiner /actor-director, TV's All In The Family, When Harry Met Sally
53 Tom Arnold /actor, True Lies, former hubby of Roseanne
40 Shaquille O'Neal /NBA star

(1475) Michelangelo /born in Capeece, Italy, the artist was employed by several popes and spent four-and-a-half years single-handedly painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

1998 - Singer Liam Gallagher of Oasis was charged in an Australian court after he allegedly headbutted a fan, breaking that fan's nose.

1930 - The first frozen food was sold, in Springfield, Massachusetts. The marketing of frozen foods was the brainstorm of Clarence Birdseye, who shrugged off the publicity and claimed most of the credit ought to go to the Eskimos.

1836 - The Alamo, in San Antonio, Texas, fell to Mexican forces after a 13-day siege.

Monday, March 5, 2012

History Lesson

Marsha Warfield 58/actress-comedian, TV's Night Court
Penn Jillette 57/magician-actor, Celebrity Apprentice
Kevin Connolly 38/actor, TV's Entourage
Eva Mendes 37/actress, Ghost Rider
Niki Taylor 37/model

2002 - MTV began airing The Osbournes. The reality television show followed the daily activities of rock musician Ozzy Osbourne and his family.

2000 - The first cloned pigs were produced in Virginia.

1999 - Trauma Entertainment filed a $40 million breach-of-contract lawsuit against the members of Bush for failure to deliver their next album.

1985 - Mike Bossy of the New York Islanders became the first National Hockey League player to score 50 goals in eight consecutive seasons.

1982 - John Belushi was found dead of a drug overdose at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. He was 33.

1924 - Egyptian officials scorned the "Mummy's Curse" and opened the tomb of King Tutankhamen which had been found by archeologist Howard Carter in the valley of the Tombs. King Tut was the leader of Egypt from 13-50 BC.

1907 - The first radio broadcast of a musical composition aired.