20th Century Fox is developing a film based on the E*Trade talking babies

Happy Birthday 3/31

Today is National Farm Workers Day!
Today is National Buy New Socks Day!
Today is National Clams on the Half Shell Day!

Ewan MacGregor (39)
AC/DC's Angus Young (55)
Al Gore (62)
Christopher Walken (67)
Shirley Jones of the Partridge Family (76)

On this date in 1889 construction on the Eiffel Tower was completed
On this date in 1918 Daylight Savings Time went into effect
On this date in 1932 Ford introduced the V8 engine
On this date in 1985 the fist Wrestlemania was held
On this date in 1992 Dateline NBC debuted

If today is your birthday .. Keep your thoughts to yourself for the time being. Travel could bring you the adventure and excitement you require. You will have the getup and go to contribute a great deal to groups of interest.

Cheers!

Last week, NOFX singer Fat Mike performed a solo show as his alter ego, Cokie the Clown, decked out in somewhat frightening clown makeup. According to Pinpoint Music (NSFW), the singer opened the show by pouring out a few dozen shots of tequila from a bottle he brought with him onstage, taking a few for himself and passing the rest out to the audience. While fans may have expected just a fun acoustic show, they were instead treated to a series of disturbing stories by the usually jovial singer. After talking about his mom's death, his terrible relationship with his father, some bizarre sexual encounters and other harrowing tales, Mike capped the show with an even more offensive, disgusting moment. He showed a video he had recorded just before the gig, showing him urinating into a bottle of tequila then bringing it out onto the very same stage and serving it to the audience. Some people cheered, but many were left horrified at the fact that they either drank his urine or had just witnessed this shocking event. According to TMZ, Mike said "I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces." The gossip site also said that the cops are not investigating it and the Austin Health Department had not been aware of the incident but would look into it.

Happy Birthday 3/26

Today is No Homework Day!

Keira Knightley (25)
Amy Smart (34)
Jennifer Grey (50)
Leeza Gibbons (53)
Martin Shot (60)
Steven Tyler (64)
Diana Ross (66)
James Caan (70)
Nancy Pelosi (70)
Leonard Nimoy (79)

On this date in 1885 the first movie was produced
On this date in 1964 Barbara Streisand debuted on Broadway
On this date in 1973 The Young and the Restless debuted on CBS

If today is your birthday .. Don't spend more than is necessary on travel or friends. Keep a lookout for any individuals eager to confront you with unsavory situations. You can complete any projects efficiently, especially if you put the effort in yourself.

Aussie Coffee

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are opening a KISS Coffeehouse in Melbourne, Australia. Each rocker is investing $1.5 million in the project.

Full Support

Them Crooked Vultures will release a 10-inch picture-disc single to support "Record Store Day" on April 17th. The disc will contain "Mind Eraser, No Chaser" and "Highway One" and will be available at select independent record stores.

Addicted

Dave Grohl has confirmed he was hospitalized for his coffee addiction. Speaking for the first time since the story broke last week, he said, "We were in the studio making a record and I was drinking a lot of coffee. At one point I was doing Vultures stuff at night, Foo Fighters s tuff during the day and I had a newborn at home and I was sleeping maybe two or three hours a night on an air mattress in a guest bedroom. And yea h, I had too much coffee and I started having chest pains, so I went to t he hospital and they told me to stop drinking so much coffee."

Movie Stars

Tom Hanks wants to turn Green Day's musical production of American Idiot into a movie.

Happy Birthday 3/24

Today is national chocolate covered raisin day!

Peyton Manning (34)
Lara Flynn Boyle (40)
WWE star The Undertaker (45)
Star Jones (48)
Louie Anderson (57)

On this date in 1883 long distance telephone service became available in the US
On this date in 1898 the first car was sold in the US
On this date in 1986 Van Hale release 5150; the first album with Sammy Hagar as frontman

If today is your birthday .. Travel should be on your agenda. You will have to do a lot of running around, so be prepared to fall short of your expectations. If you haven't already, don't be afraid to start your own small business on the side.

Happy Birthday 3/19

Today is national meat-out day!
Today is national pre-school teachers day!

Bruce Willis (55)
Harvey Weinstein (580
Glenn Close (63)

On this date in 1931 Nevada legalized gambling
On this date in 1931 Alka-Seltzer first went on sale
On this date in 1957 Elvis purchased Graceland

If today is your birthday .. Don't give up what you have until you can be certain just what it is you're getting. You can meet new friends who will let you know just how valuable you are. Your position may be in question if you haven't been pulling your weight.

Happy birthday 3/18

Today is awkward moments day!

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 (31)
Queen Latifa (40)
Jerry Cantrell (44)
Bonnie Blair (46)
Vanessa Williams (47)
Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs (48)

On this date in 1850 American Express was founded
On this date in 1931 Shick invented the electric razor
On this date in 1961 the Pillsbury Doughboy was created

If today is your birthday .. You should be able to make major career gains if you plan your intentions carefully. Plan a trip to the country or take a drive to the beach. Time spent with family, children, or good friends will be regenerating and positive.

Cover Band

During some of their recent shows, Puddle of Mudd has been covering AC/DC's "TNT" and the Steve Miller Band's "The Joker."

Stress Test

Scott Weiland tells Details magazine that he got a massage while his wife gave birth. "I was incredibly stressed-out. She was having contractions and that was tripping me out, so I called up our friend and she gave me a massage. I laid out right next to where Mary was. No one I've ever talked to thought it was weird. It's incredibly stressful when the person you love is having a child. And I was sober at that time, so I needed something to take the edge off."

Kiss me I'm Irish!

Today is St. Patrick's Day. 39% of Americans believe wearing green will increase their chances of meeting someone special today. Over 110 million Americans will celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Close to 15 million Americans are expected to celebrate at a private party. According to the Census Bureau, 36 million U.S. residents claim Irish ancestry. This number is almost nine times the population of Ireland itself (3.9 million).

Happy Birthday 3/17

Today is St. Patrick's Day!

Pro Wrestler Samoa Joe (31)
Melissa Auf Der Maur (38)
Mia Hamm (38)
Billy Corgan (43)
Rob Lowe (46)
Gary Sinise (55)
Kurt Russell (59)
Patrick Duffy (61)

On this date in 1845 the rubber band was invented
On this date in 1999 medical experts determined marijuana had benefits for those suffering from AIDS & cancer
On this date in 2005 Sammy Sosa testified before congress in a steroid use hearing

If today is your birthday .. You may have problems with skin, bones, or teeth if you haven't been taking proper care of yourself. You may want to pull out some of those unfinished project you've got tucked away. It's time to get yourself back on track.

Video Blog

Alice In Chains is posting a weekly video tour diary on their MySpace page. It features backstage and on-the-road footage from their tour.

Check it out HERE

Start a Riot!

Axl Rose and Guns N Roses recently caused a riot at a Sao Paulo, Brazil club after they refused to perform. The club was packed with Brazilian billionaires and supermodels who jumped on stage and began to smash things after Rose announced he wouldn't be performing. A source says the crowd waited until 3 a.m.. "The audience got angry and started to mount the stage, and fight and destroy everything. It was wild. There were fights everywhere, on the dance floor, in the bathrooms, outside the club. Crazy. I guess the free drinks didn't help."

Sticks & Stones

Metallica's Bogota, Colombia concert recently ended in chaos when 600 ticketless fans tried to rush the entrance gates. Cops used water cannons and tear gas to disperse the angry crowds. Several officers were injured by rocks and sticks.

Dressed Down

Slash says he no longer wears disguises when he goes out. "The other week I went to a fancydress party at Paris Hilton's house. I really don't like dressing up but my wife wanted to go so I just went as me. The funny thing was there were two other Slashes there and a girl who was dressed as Axl Rose. It was pretty weird but I got a real kick out of it. And no one thought for a minute I was the real Slash!"

New Gig

Entertainment Weekly says Paula Abdul is signing a deal to host and judge a new version of Star Search on ABC. The show will start this summer.

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: Class of 2010

After years of being named finalists to enter the hall of fame, then getting outvoted, the Stooges were finally inducted this year, in an event held at the Waldorf-Astoria on Monday night and telecast on the Fuse cable channel. “After the seventh time” the Stooges were nominated, said the band’s guitarist, James Williamson, in his acceptance speech, “we were beginning to think we would have to take pride in not getting in.”

More @ NYTimes.com

Happy Birthday 3/16

Today is Lips appreciation day!

Wolfgang Van Halen (19)
Brooke Burns (32)
Lauren Graham (43)
Flavor Flav (51)
Erik Estrada (61)
Chuck Woolery (69)
Jerry Lewis (84)

On this date in 1932 vitamin C was discovered
On this date in 1947 the Gumby Show premiered
On this date in 2008 Halle Berry give birth to her daughter

If today is your birthday .. Don't be too eager to spend what's left over; more unexpected expenses are evident. You can meet interesting new friends if you join worthwhile groups. Focus on your domestic scene. Get together with friends or relatives

Happy Birthday 3/15

Today is the Ides of March!

Kellan Lutz (25)
Joe Hahn of Linkin Park (33)
Eva Longoria (35)
will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas (35)
Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 (38)
Mark McGrath (42)
Bret Michaels (47)
Fabio (49)
Dee Snyder (55)

On this date in 44B.C. Julius Caesar was assassinated
On this date in 1869, the world's first baseball team kicked off play
On this date in 1977, Eight is Enough debuted on ABC

If today is your birthday .. Secret affairs will only lead to heartache. Opportunities for advancement at work are apparent. Reciprocate by offering helpful hints.

Happy Birthday 3/12

Today is National Workplace Napping Day!

Aaron Eckhart (42)
Darryl Strawberry (48)
Marlon Jackson (53)
Ron Jeremy (57)
James Taylor (62)
Mitt Romney (63)
Liza Minelli (64)

On this date in 1789 the US Post Office was established
On this date in 1912 the Girl Scouts were founded
On this date in 1948 the Hells Angels were created

Happy Birthday 3/11

Today is worship of tools day!

Benji & Joel Madden (31)
Johnny Knoxville (39)
Terrance Howard (41)
Lisa Loeb (42)
Joey Buttafuoco (54)

On this date in 105AD paper was invented
On this date in 1989 Cops debuted on Fox
On this date in 1992 MTV Unplugged debuted

If today is your birthday .. Use discretion in your dealings and refrain from making verbal promises of any kind. You must make them stand on their own two feet regardless of how much you want to make things better for them. This could be the cause of a dispute that may result in estrangement.

Mix Tape

Dave Grohl says the Foo Fighters' new CD will be recorded on analog tape in his garage, instead of at the Foos' state-of-the-art Studio 606 recording studio.

Sequal Soundman

Tom Morello, who played a terrorist in the original Iron Man film, has been chosen to work on the soundtrack for the sequel.

SOLD!

Sharon Osbourne wants to sell her breast implants on eBay. She says, "I wish I'd never had my breasts done the last time. They've put these bloody great bags in that are too f**king round - it's like a waterbed on your chest. I'll put them up on eBay."

She's a Betty!

Nude photos of 88 year-old Betty White are all over the net. The shots show Betty wearing nothing but earmuffs on a deck of 1940s playing cards. She was a struggling model at the time the shots were taken. Betty's popularity is surging because her fans have petitioned to get her on SNL

Corey Haim Dead @ 38

Corey Haim, a 1980s teen heartthrob for his roles in "Lucas" and "The Lost Boys" whose career was blighted by drug abuse, has died. He was 38. Haim died at 2:15 a.m. Wednesday at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, Los Angeles County coroner's Lt. Cheryl MacWillie said. An autopsy will determine the cause of death and there were no other details, she said. Police Sgt. Michael Kammert said there's no evidence of foul play. Haim had flulike symptoms before he died and was getting over-the-counter and prescription medications, Police Sgt. William Mann said. The cause of death is unknown, Mann said.

More @ Yahoo.com

Milkaholic?

Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E-Trade for using her first name in one of their baby commercials. In the spot, a baby girl asks a baby boy why he didn't call her the night before. He says he was on E-Trade before she asks if that "milkaholic Lindsay was over." Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, says, "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

Happy Birthday 3/10

Today is Middle Name pride day!

Carrie Underwood (27)
Matt Kenseth (38)
Prince Edward (46)
Rick Ruben (47)
Sharon Stone (52)
Chuck Norris (70)

On this date in 1862 the US Government first issued paper money
On this date in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone
On this date in 1880 the Salvation Army was established

If today is your birthday .. Plan your social events carefully. You may think gifts will win their heart, but it could add stress from lack of funds. You can learn a great deal more if you listen rather than rant and rave.

Guest Vocals

Bret Michaels has asked Alice in Chains star Jerry Cantrell to appear on his new solo CD, Custom Built. He says his experience on Celebrity Apprentice was insane. “It was insane...I run on much different time than Mr. Trump does. I run on sort of musician time or rocker time and he runs on a little more structured business time. But we’re both extremely passionate people.”

New STP!

New self titled Stone Temple Pilots CD in stores May 25th. Listen for new single titled "Between the Lines" sometimes late March. 2010 tour to begin in March and hit the Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden, NJ on May 23rd.

Happy Birthday 3/9

Today is National False Teeth day
Today is organize your home office day

Brittany Snow (22)
Emmanuel Lewis (39)
Kato Kaelin (51)
Charles Gibson (67)

On this date in 1822 false teeth were invented
On this date in 1858 the mailbox was invented
On this date in 1959 Barbie was born

If today is your birthday .. Take things slowly, especially for the sake of those you love. Take things slowly, especially for the sake of those you love. Try to slow down, and take another look.

Happy Birthday 3/8

Today is National Peanut Cluster Day!

Kat Von D (28)
James van Der Beek (33)
Freddie Prinze Jr. (34)

On this date in 1894 the first dog license was issued
On this date in 1965 the first US combat troops arrived in Vietnam
On this date in 1979 Phillips first publicly demonstrated the compact disc

If today is your birthday .. Check into art objects or precious stones. You can do well in group endeavors. Try to be understanding. Pay attention to small but important details.

Fresh Ink

Travis Barker is honoring his late friend, DJ AM, with a new tattoo. The tattoo features an angel praying beneath the words 'In memory of DJ AM'.

Happy Birthday 3/5

Today is Mother-In-Law Day!
Today is National Cheese Doodle Day!

Niki Taylor (35)
Eva Mendes (36)
Kevivn Connolly (36)
John Frusciante (40)
Michael Irvin (44)
Penn Jillette (55)

On this date in 1868 the stapler was invented
On this date in 1960 Elivs was honorably discharged from the army
On this date in 1982 John Belushi Died

Place Your Bets!

The William Hill betting agency is out with their list of odds for this year's Academy Awards:

Various Bets
odds the Best Actress winner will cry during her acceptance speech: 2/1
odds the Best Actor winner will cry during his acceptance speech: 7/2
odds a winner will fall on stage: 12/1
odds a streaker will run on stage during the ceremony: 66/1

Best Film Odds
8/11 The Hurt Locker
1/1 Avatar
16/1 Inglorious Basterds
50/1 Up In The Air
50/1 Up
80/1 Precious
125/1 An Education
125/1 The Blind Side
125/1 District 9
100/1 A Serious Man

Best Director Odds
2/9 Kathryn Bigelow
3/1 James Cameron
25/1 Quentin Tarantino
50/1 Jason Reitman
66/1 Lee Daniels

Best Actress Odds
8/13 Sandra Bullock
7/4 Meryl Streep
6/1 Carey Mulligan
12/1 Gabby Sidibe
40/1 Helen Mirren

Best Actor Odds
1/7 Jeff Bridges
6/1 George Clooney
10/1 Colin Firth
20/1 Morgan Freeman
25/1 Jeremy Reener

Happy Birthday 3/4

Today is National Hug a GI day!
Today is Grammar Day!
Today is National Stop Bad Service day!

Chastity "Chaz" Bono (41)
Patricia Heaton (52)

On this date in 1924 the song Happy Birthday was published
On this date in 1950 Walt Disney released the movie Cinderella
On this date in 1974 People magazine was launched

If today is your birthday .. Your ability to see other people's points of view will allow you to come to reasonable agreements. You must get out and mingle. Be willing to listen, but don't be fooled.

Duff's Addiction

Duff McKagan has replaced Eric Avery in Jane's Addiction. Avery says, "With equal parts regret and relief, the Jane's Addiction experiment is at an end."

Metallica Boycott

Some Metallica fans plan to boycott their upcoming show in Israel because of high ticket prices. They say seats should be selling for $80 not $160 a piece.

Bond Girl Jen?

Jennifer Aniston says she wants to be a Bond girl. "I would love to do an action movie. James Bond, glamour and Daniel Craig. Sometimes you're not always thrilled by the movie you're pushing. I don't want to just play the girl trying to get the guy. That doesn't interest me anymore."

Dirty Deeds

Bachelor bride-to-be Vienna once danced at Tampa's Mon's Venus strip club. A source tells RADAR Online, “Vienna loves Patron shots. She was all dressed up for the party and drank all the way down to the club. This is a club where they’ll let any girl who wants to jump up on stage and dance, so Vienna decided she wasn’t getting enough attention and got on the stage and started dancing.”

Happy Birthday 3/3

Today is National Anthem Day!

Santonio Holmes (26)
Jessica Biel (28)
Tone Loc (44)
Jackie Joyner Kersee (48)
Herschel Walker (48)

On this date in 1931 The Star Spangled Banner officially became the national anthem
On this date in in 1985 Moonlighting debuted on ABC
On this date in 2005 Steven Fosett became the first person to fly solo around the world

If today is your birthday .. You are best not to say too much to colleagues. Travel will promote romantic connections. Avoid any erratic behavior or it could cause isolation at home.

Stand In

Dave Grohl wants Shelley Duvall to play him in the new Kurt Cobain biopic. “I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m crossing my fingers that Shelley Duvall plays me. Shelley Duvall in The Shining. That is MY face, you cannot get any closer than that.”

Ozzy's Suit

A New York judge has given Ozzy Osbourne permission to move forward with his lawsuit against Tommy Iommi. He is demanding a 50% stake in the Black Sabbath trademark, along with a portion of Iommi's profits from use of the name. Ozzy claims his "signature lead vocals" are largely responsible for the band's success.

Russian Shore

A Russian version of Jersey Shore is being cast. "Brighton Beach" co-creator Elina Miller says the Russian community has its own set of characters that might be more interesting than Snooki and her friends. "There will be plenty of vodka, techno music and guys wearing Adidas pants, leather jackets and gold chains, and driving souped-up cars. There will also be a lot of hot, decked-out Russian girls." Several cable networks have expressed interest in the show.

Happy Birthday 3/2

Today is National Peace Corps Day!
On this date in 1904 Dr. Seuss was born
On this date in 1917 Puerto Ricans were granted US Citizenship
On this date in 1923 Time Magazine debuted

Robert Iler of the Sopranos (25)
Reggie Bush (25)
Ben Rothlisberger (28)
Bryce Dallas Howard (29)
Chris Martin of Coldplay (33)
Daniel Craig (42)
John Bon Jovi (48)
Mikhail Gorbachev (79)

If today is your birthday .. Don't be too quick to judge those you live with. You can discuss your intentions and ideas with your colleagues or friends today. You must take care of health problems that have been lingering.

The Real Story

Sully Erna says Godsmack's "Cryin' Like A Bitch" was inspired by events that occurred during last summer's Crüe Fest 2 tour. "There's definitely been some rock-star garbage on this tour that we just have never seen in our career . . . this was the first time that I felt like, 'You know what?! If there's gonna be some people that are gonna treat other people a certain way, then I'm gonna go out there every night and . . . make sure that we make you look old and fat, and go home with a nice big fat paycheck."