Friday, July 30, 2010
Worlds Strongest Brew
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Solo release
Fan-crazed!
Pasties... not just for strippers anymore!
A Las Vegas company is selling pasties for flyers. The body covers are designed to be worn when going through full-body airport scanners. They can be purchased at www.flyingpasties.com. Flying Pasties come in a "male bottom" (small and large) for $9.99 and for $16.99, and a female, three-part set. Custom orders are available.
Happy Birthday 7/30
There are 148 Shopping Days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: Some Cheesecake from Cafe Palermo in Little Italy NYC
Jaime Pressly (33)
Hillary Swank (36)
Tom Green (39)
Christopher Nolan director of Dark Knight (40)
Vivica A. Fox (46)
Lisa Kudrow (47)
Laurence Fishburne (49)
Delta Burke (54)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (63)
Paul Anka (69)
On this date in 1898 Corn Flakes were invented.
On this date in 1954 Elvis made his debut.
On this date in 1975 Jimmy Hoffa disappeared.
If today is your birthday .. You can find solutions if you are willing to communicate. Put in some extra hours and finish those careful jobs before you move on to some fun and games. Insincere gestures of friendliness are likely to occur.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Unholy Matrimony
“As with other wedding packages, the one-stop Unholy Matrimony Packages provides just about everything the happy couple will need…except a marriage license.
“Each special package includes a variety of items to mark the special day and 10 general admission pit tickets for the bride & groom and 8 guests; an official Ozzfest wedding ceremony by ordained minister, Ozzfest’s MC Big Dave; an Ozzfest cake and champagne toast.”
Heroine-Chic
Spicing Up
Happy birthday 7/29
There are 149 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Life-sized cut out of Tim Tebow (in his jockey underwear if possible)
Stephen Dorff (37)
Martina McBride (44)
Scott Steiner (48)
Geddy Lee of Rush (57)
Tim Gunn of Project Runway (57)
Tony Sirico "Paulie" of the Sopranos (68)
Elizabeth Dole (74)
On this date in 1926 Don Juan was released with a record 127 on-screen kisses!
On this date in 1958 NASA was created.
On this date in 1987 Ben & Jerry's introduced Cherry Garcia.
If today is your birthday .. Your emotions have been pulled out of shape and you need to do a little backtracking. You will be inclined to make unwise investment choices. One of your female friends may try to disrupt your day. Stand up for your rights.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
BYOB!
Happy birthday 7/28
There are 150 shopping days left until xmas!
Zoey wants: Lindor Truffles
Jim Bone (??)
Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach (34)
Elizabeth Berkley (38)
Hugo Chavez prez. of Venezuela (56)
Sally Struthers (62)
On this date in 1900 Louis Lassing invented the hamburger.
On this date in 1933 the first singing telegram was delivered.
On this date in 1973 Lee Majors & Farrah Fawcett were married.
If today is your birthday .. Make some notes regarding the changes that you should make. Visitors may relieve the tension. New hair, new outfit, new you.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Background Music
FREE LiLo
BLing BLing
Happy Birthday 7/27
There are 151 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: The Tudors Box Set
Nick Hogan (20)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (33)
Alex Rodriguez (35)
Maya Rudolph (38)
Triple H (41)
Julian McMahon (42)
Bill Engvall (53)
On this date in 1921 insulin was discovered.
On this date in 1940 Bugs Bunny debuted.
On this date in 1984 Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb's record for most singles hit.
If today is your birthday ..Work quietly on your own and you will forge ahead. Your lover may disappoint you in such a way that estrangement will follow. Caustic language may cause you to want to get out of the house.
Friday, July 23, 2010
New Blink
Down and Out
CHiPs the movie
Happy Birthday 7/23
There are 155 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush Lip Gloss
Daniel Radcliffe (21)
Monica Lewinsky (37)
Marlon Wayans (38)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (43)
Slash (45)
Woody Harrelson (49)
On this date in 1904 Ice Cream was invented.
On this date in 1982 Diet coke hit the market.
On this date in 2000 Tiger Woods won his first Grand Slam & became the youngest to do so at age 24.
If today is your birthday .. Residential moves will be favorable. Be aware that joint financial ventures could fall apart. You are apt to meet someone special on your journey.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Limited-Edition Disturbed
Xmas comes (too) early!
Sears also plans to play Christmas music in their stores through Sunday. Many other stores won't be playing Christmas music because research shows consumers don't want to hear the holiday songs until at least mid October. Studies show 40% of holiday shoppers make up their mind about big ticket purchases in early fall.
Horse-Play!
True Survivor?
Happy Birthday 7/22
There are 156 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: RockStar Energy Light Roasted
Selena Gomez (18)
Keyshawn Johnson (38)
Shawn Michaels of WWE (45)
John Leguizamo (46)
David Spade (46)
Willem Dafoe (55)
Alex Trebek (70)
Bob Dole (87)
On this date in 1934 John Dillinger was killed.
On this date in 1942 the Holocaust began.
On this date in 1991 police arrested Jeffrey Dahmer
If today is your birthday .. Your mate needs extra attention and is feeling rather insecure when you're not in sight. Your support and concern will help. Do not let them blow situations out of proportion. Cutbacks at work will be a cause for worry.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
New Island
Heavy Duty
Work Safe, Play Safe
Happy Birthday 7/21
There are 157 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Wendy's Baja salad! Mmmm
CC Sabathia of NY Yankees (30)
Josh Hartnett (32)
Ali Landry (37)
Jon Lovitz (53)
Robin Williams (59)
Cat Stevens (62)
Janet Reno (72)
On this date in 1969 the first human set foot on the moon.
On this date in 1989 President Ronals Regan was inducted into the cowboy hall of fame.
On this date in 2007 Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows went on sale.
If today is your birthday .. You should try to elaborate on an idea you have regarding a product or service for the home. Don't make any drastic changes or begin new projects today. Your interest in religion and philosophy may lead you to specific destinations.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Still riding the crazy train!
What up, Slipknot?
Ooppsie!
RIPPED!
Rehab Reality
The next installment of Celebrity Rehab will feature supermodel Janice Dickinson, actor Jeremy London, musician Leif Garrett, oil heir Jason Davis, ex-reality star Jason Wahler and Keyshia Cole's mother. Rachel will earn $500,000 for her appearance on Celebrity Rehab. TMZ claims Uchitel has a crush on Dr Drew.
No Soup For You!
The Soup Nazi is reopening his original store today. Al Yeganeh, who became famous after Jerry Seinfeld introduced him to the world during a 1995 "Seinfeld" episode, won't be serving customers, but is involved in the restaurant's creative process. Al and Jerry have not spoken in 15 years because Al did not appreciate Jerry's portrayal of him.
Celebrity Cocktail
- The Mel Gibson Martini Vodka martini with a very white onion. 'Warning: offensive smell. May leave a bad taste in your mouth.'
- The Lohan Vodka and olive juice. Not at all sweet. 'Careful: two drinks can land you in jail and kill your career.'
- The Mad Max Meltdownz made with Rumplemintz and Irish Cream, served over ice, for $6.95.
Happy Birthday 7/20
There are 158 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Pamprin... the ultimate hangover cure!
Gisele Bundchen (30)
Elliott Yamin (32)
Omar Epps (37)
Sandra Oh of Grey's Anatomy (39)
Josh Holloway of Lost (41)
Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam (44)
Chris Cornell (46)
Carlos Santana (63)
On this date in 1968 the first Special Olympics was held.
On this date in 1976 Viking I became the first US spacecraft to land on Mars.
On this date in 1976 Hank Aaron hit his 755th Home Run, his final one.
If today is your birthday .. Refrain from using the highway as a racetrack. You can avoid hassles by sticking to your work and refusing to get involved in gossip or idle chatter. Visit friends you don't get to see that often.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Happy Birthday 7/19
There are 159 shopping days left till Xmas!
Zoey wants: the new 12 Stones EP "The only easy day was yesterday"
Jared Padalecki (28)
Anthony Edwards (48)
Brian May of Queen (63)
On this date in 1954 The Lord of the Rings was published.
On this date in 1965 the first personal ad was placed.
On this date in 2003 the first toungue transplant was preformed.
If today is your birthday .. Limitations will set in if you haven't followed the rules. You should consider getting your whole family involved in a project at home. You should sit down with someone you trust and work out a budget that will enable you to save a little extra.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Big Push
Cocktail Hour
Happy Birthday 7/16
There are 162 shopping days left till xmas!
Zoey wants: Beau Joe's Colorado pizza as seen on Man vs. Food
Ed Kowalczak of Live (39)
Corey Feldman (39)
Barry Sanders (42)
Will Ferrell (43)
Phoebe Cates (47)
On this date in 1935 Oklahoma City became the first city in America to install parking meters.
On this date in 1951 The Catcher in the Rye was published.
On this date in 1981 Datsun changed their name to Nissan.
If today is your birthday .. Do your best, but don't make too many promises or you may exhaust yourself. Your tendency to take on too much will end in fatigue. You will be able to talk to your lover about future goals and perhaps make plans for the two of you to take a vacation.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Happy Birthday 7/15
There are 163 Shopping Days left till Xmas!
Zoey wants: The Montel Williams/Sylvia Brown Blender
Brian Austin Green (37)
John Dolmayan of System of a Down (37)
Scott Foley (38)
Jason Bonham (44)
Brigette Neilsen (47)
Forest Whitaker (49)
Joe Satriani (54)
Jesse "The Body" Ventura (59)
Linda Ronstadt (64)
On this date in 1876 St. Louis' Washington Bradley pitched the first no hitter
On this date in 1885 Niagra Falls opened
On this date in 1948 Alcoholic's Anonymous was founded
If today is your birthday .. You should be setting up interviews or sending out your resume today. Try to avoid functions that will bring you in contact with those you find difficult to get along with. A better diet, exercise, or a change to a relaxed atmosphere could be ways to soothe your nerves.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Family Ties
Port-O-Potty
Bret pops the question
Happy Birthday 7/14
There are 164 shopping days left till Xmas!
Matthew Fox of Lost (44)
Jane Lynch of Glee (50)
Tommy Mattola (61)
Vincent Pastore of The Sopranos (64)
On this date in 1868 the tape measure was invented.
On this date in 1969 the film Easy Rider premiered.
On this date in 1972 Honda began selling the Civic.
If today is your birthday .. You can gain approval, get kudos, and ask for help if you put a little heart into your speech or request. Children will want to help, too. Don't be afraid to lay your cards on the table.