Friday, July 30, 2010

Worlds Strongest Brew

A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume. Almere-based brewery, 't Koelschip (The Refrigerated Ship), sells the new beer, which is 120 proof and dubbed "Start the Future," in a one-third liter bottle for 35 euros ($45) each. "You don't drink it like beer, but like a cocktail -- in a nice whisky or cognac glass," said the brewer. His previous record-holder, a beer called Oblix that was 90 proof (45 percent alcohol by volume), was eclipsed by a Scottish beer that reached 55 percent. That beer, dubbed "The End of History," was announced last week by a small brewery called BrewDog. Only 12 bottles were made, each housed inside a stuffed dead animal and sold starting at 500 pounds ($780) each.
Read more @ Yahoo!

Solo release

Godsmack's Sully Erna is going to release his solo CD, Avalon, on September 14th. He says, "It's somewhat of a rock record, but it's not really a rock record. It's very eclectic and it's very spiritual and it's very hypnotic and primitive. It'll be interesting to see how the public reacts to it. But all in all, people I have played it for so far have been honestly blown away by it."

Fan-crazed!

Munsters star Butch Patrick is marrying a fan he met at a Dracula convention. Donna McCall used to send him fan mail before they met and then lost touch. She says, "My first crush was Butch Patrick. I met him for the first time, but I feel like I've known him forever."

Pasties... not just for strippers anymore!


A Las Vegas company is selling pasties for flyers. The body covers are designed to be worn when going through full-body airport scanners. They can be purchased at www.flyingpasties.com. Flying Pasties come in a "male bottom" (small and large) for $9.99 and for $16.99, and a female, three-part set. Custom orders are available.

Happy Birthday 7/30

Today is National Father-In-Law day & National Cheesecake day!
There are 148 Shopping Days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: Some Cheesecake from Cafe Palermo in Little Italy NYC

Jaime Pressly (33)
Hillary Swank (36)
Tom Green (39)
Christopher Nolan director of Dark Knight (40)
Vivica A. Fox (46)
Lisa Kudrow (47)
Laurence Fishburne (49)
Delta Burke (54)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (63)
Paul Anka (69)

On this date in 1898 Corn Flakes were invented.
On this date in 1954 Elvis made his debut.
On this date in 1975 Jimmy Hoffa disappeared.

If today is your birthday .. You can find solutions if you are willing to communicate. Put in some extra hours and finish those careful jobs before you move on to some fun and games. Insincere gestures of friendliness are likely to occur.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Unholy Matrimony

Ozzy is allowing fans to get married at his concerts. The press release for his new wedding package reads:

“As with other wedding packages, the one-stop Unholy Matrimony Packages provides just about everything the happy couple will need…except a marriage license.

“Each special package includes a variety of items to mark the special day and 10 general admission pit tickets for the bride & groom and 8 guests; an official Ozzfest wedding ceremony by ordained minister, Ozzfest’s MC Big Dave; an Ozzfest cake and champagne toast.”

Heroine-Chic

The Star is publishing some X-rated photos of Angelina Jolie. The pix were taken by a friend and show her with S&M props, black tape over her nipples and a dog collar around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender.

Spicing Up

Sales of Old Spice body wash have jumped by 107% since the company started airing commercials starring The Old Spice Guy - Isaiah Mustafa. He is going to star in Jennifer Aniston's new movie "Horrible Bosses," and says, "I'm playing a cop because I play these authoritative characters well. I don't know exactly who I'm in the scene with -- maybe Jennifer Aniston!"

Happy birthday 7/29

Today is National Chili Dog Day, National Lipstick Day & National Lasagna Day!
There are 149 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Life-sized cut out of Tim Tebow (in his jockey underwear if possible)

Stephen Dorff (37)
Martina McBride (44)
Scott Steiner (48)
Geddy Lee of Rush (57)
Tim Gunn of Project Runway (57)
Tony Sirico "Paulie" of the Sopranos (68)
Elizabeth Dole (74)

On this date in 1926 Don Juan was released with a record 127 on-screen kisses!
On this date in 1958 NASA was created.
On this date in 1987 Ben & Jerry's introduced Cherry Garcia.

If today is your birthday .. Your emotions have been pulled out of shape and you need to do a little backtracking. You will be inclined to make unwise investment choices. One of your female friends may try to disrupt your day. Stand up for your rights.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

BYOB!

New mothers are holding their own BYOB parties. Sponsored by the nonprofit group "Best for Babes," the 'Bring Your Own Boobz' breastfeeding parties are similar to Tupperware and Slumber parties where products are given away and purchased.

Panty Raid!

Jockey Underwear has signed Tim Tebow as an official spokesman.

Happy birthday 7/28

Today is National Milk Chocolate Day!
There are 150 shopping days left until xmas!
Zoey wants: Lindor Truffles

Jim Bone (??)
Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach (34)
Elizabeth Berkley (38)
Hugo Chavez prez. of Venezuela (56)
Sally Struthers (62)

On this date in 1900 Louis Lassing invented the hamburger.
On this date in 1933 the first singing telegram was delivered.
On this date in 1973 Lee Majors & Farrah Fawcett were married.

If today is your birthday .. Make some notes regarding the changes that you should make. Visitors may relieve the tension. New hair, new outfit, new you.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Background Music

EA Sports released their setlist for Madden NFL 11

•AC/DC – Thunderstruck
•Guns N’ Roses – Welcome to the Jungle
•Kiss – Rock and Roll All Nite
•Ozzy Osbourne – Let Me Hear You Scream
•Ozzy Osbourne – Crazy Train
•Todd Rundgren – Bang the Drum

FREE LiLo

A FREE Lindsay Lohan Rally is being planned for today in New York. James Oliver, of the Beach Bum Tanning Salon, is organizing the event, which will begin with a press conference, and end with a ribbon being tied around a building on 7th Avenue that will say, "We love you Lindsay! Come home soon."

BLing BLing

Jack Nicholson's Joker suit from 1989's movie "Batman" is being auctioned off. It's expected to sell for $15,000

Happy Birthday 7/27

Today is National Parents' Day!
There are 151 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: The Tudors Box Set

Nick Hogan (20)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (33)
Alex Rodriguez (35)
Maya Rudolph (38)
Triple H (41)
Julian McMahon (42)
Bill Engvall (53)

On this date in 1921 insulin was discovered.
On this date in 1940 Bugs Bunny debuted.
On this date in 1984 Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb's record for most singles hit.

If today is your birthday ..Work quietly on your own and you will forge ahead. Your lover may disappoint you in such a way that estrangement will follow. Caustic language may cause you to want to get out of the house.

Friday, July 23, 2010

New Blink

Travis Barker says Blink 182's new CD will be out next year. "We are in rehearsals — what will soon be production rehearsals — for our European tour, and that's exciting. The new record is gonna be out next year, so we're gonna start on it right when we get home from tour."

Down and Out

Billy Corgan passed out on stage during a Smashing Pumpkins show in Tampa on Wednesday night. He Tweeted: "For those that saw me fall last night during Bullet, that wasn't a stage move or clumsiness, that was me blacking out and wiping out. "I have no memory of falling against the drum riser and my guitar cabin et, but I can tell you I've got quite a good bruise + am moving slow."

CHiPs the movie

Wilmer Valderrama plans to star in the new CHiPS movie. He says, "We should begin shooting in January. I've finally learned how to ride a motorcycle and Erik Estrada is teaching me how to ride the bigger bike because I hear it's really hard."

Happy Birthday 7/23

Today is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day!
There are 155 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush Lip Gloss

Daniel Radcliffe (21)
Monica Lewinsky (37)
Marlon Wayans (38)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (43)
Slash (45)
Woody Harrelson (49)

On this date in 1904 Ice Cream was invented.
On this date in 1982 Diet coke hit the market.
On this date in 2000 Tiger Woods won his first Grand Slam & became the youngest to do so at age 24.

If today is your birthday .. Residential moves will be favorable. Be aware that joint financial ventures could fall apart. You are apt to meet someone special on your journey.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Limited-Edition Disturbed

Disturbed is offering a limited-edition CD/DVD pre-order for their new CD Asylum. Each pre-order includes the documentary "Decade of Disturbed", a 60 minute film that chronicles the band's ten-year history with extensive behind-the-scenes and never-before-seen footage.

Xmas comes (too) early!

Target plans to kick off the Christmas shopping season with a one-day sale on Friday (tomorrow). They'll be selling Phillips Blu-Ray players for $99.99. The 24-hour sale, which starts at 3 a.m. Eastern time, will not be advertised in Target stores. Toys R' Us and Sears are also going online with pre-Christmas sales. Toys R' Us is having a Cyber Monday sale on July 26th.

Sears also plans to play Christmas music in their stores through Sunday. Many other stores won't be playing Christmas music because research shows consumers don't want to hear the holiday songs until at least mid October. Studies show 40% of holiday shoppers make up their mind about big ticket purchases in early fall.

Horse-Play!

The Sun Times claims Chelsea Clinton will hold her wedding rehearsal dinner in a barn on Friday July 30th.

True Survivor?

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson will compete on "Survivor: Nicaragua". The taping of the show is not expected to interfere with his job at Fox. Jimmy is 67.

Happy Birthday 7/22

Today is summer leisure day!
There are 156 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: RockStar Energy Light Roasted

Selena Gomez (18)
Keyshawn Johnson (38)
Shawn Michaels of WWE (45)
John Leguizamo (46)
David Spade (46)
Willem Dafoe (55)
Alex Trebek (70)
Bob Dole (87)

On this date in 1934 John Dillinger was killed.
On this date in 1942 the Holocaust began.
On this date in 1991 police arrested Jeffrey Dahmer

If today is your birthday .. Your mate needs extra attention and is feeling rather insecure when you're not in sight. Your support and concern will help. Do not let them blow situations out of proportion. Cutbacks at work will be a cause for worry.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

New Island

Gilligan's Island is being turned into a movie. A source tells Hollyscoop that Michael Cera will be playing Gilligan, Seth Rogen will be the Skipper and Beyonce will play Ginger.

Heavy Duty

Donna Simpson says, in September, she will be named 'Heaviest Woman Alive' by the Guinness Book of World Records. The 600-pounder, who made headlines earlier this year when she launched www.donnamsimpson.com, says thousands of people are paying $15 a month to watch her disrobe and eat online. Her fiance, Philippe Gouamba, weighs 150 pounds. His six-figure paycheck goes to support Simpson's food bill which runs anywhere from $400 to $600 per week. She says, ''There's a whole underground world of people who want to gain weight. 'People don't know about it too much. But there's like a lot of women who are like 135 pounds and secretly want to be 400 pounds. But I'm a little extreme.'' Simpson needs to consume 12,000 calories per day to reach her goal of 1,000 pounds.

Work Safe, Play Safe

Playboy launched a safe-for-work Website yesterday at TheSmokingJacket.com. It features bikini clad women, articles and lots of jokes.

Happy Birthday 7/21

Today is national junk food day!
There are 157 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Wendy's Baja salad! Mmmm

CC Sabathia of NY Yankees (30)
Josh Hartnett (32)
Ali Landry (37)
Jon Lovitz (53)
Robin Williams (59)
Cat Stevens (62)
Janet Reno (72)

On this date in 1969 the first human set foot on the moon.
On this date in 1989 President Ronals Regan was inducted into the cowboy hall of fame.
On this date in 2007 Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows went on sale.

If today is your birthday .. You should try to elaborate on an idea you have regarding a product or service for the home. Don't make any drastic changes or begin new projects today. Your interest in religion and philosophy may lead you to specific destinations.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Still riding the crazy train!


Ozzy says contrary to published reports, he has no plans to retire. "I'll only stop when there's a nail being banged into my coffin! My job's not a real job, it's a passion. It's not like I have to do a job I hate. It would be different if I had to go and clean toilets."

STP TV

The Stone Temple Pilots will perform on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on July 29th.

What up, Slipknot?

During his solo concert last Saturday in Vegas, Slipknot's Corey Taylor dedicated an acoustic version of "Snuff" to Slipknot bassist Paul Gray. The Hard Rock Hotel unveiled a new Corey Taylor case that features his masks and uniforms.

Ooppsie!

Paris Hilton is upset with the photographer who snapped shots of her jet skiing topless this past weekend off the coast of Sardenia. She Tweeted: "Note to Self - Beware. You never know when some perv paparazzi may be lurking and hiding on a fishing boat in the middle of the ocean."

RIPPED!

The Situation is writing a self help book. "Here's the Situation" is a guide to ripped abs, grooming, and how to keep up with your GTL (gym, tan, laundry).

Rehab Reality

Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel is going on Celebrity Rehab to treat her "addiction to love." Donald Trump says Uchitel is no longer welcome on Celebrity Apprentice. "It's a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now. Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake. Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and Celebrity Rehab is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that's available. I'm moving on."

The next installment of Celebrity Rehab will feature supermodel Janice Dickinson, actor Jeremy London, musician Leif Garrett, oil heir Jason Davis, ex-reality star Jason Wahler and Keyshia Cole's mother. Rachel will earn $500,000 for her appearance on Celebrity Rehab. TMZ claims Uchitel has a crush on Dr Drew.

No Soup For You!

The Soup Nazi is reopening his original store today. Al Yeganeh, who became famous after Jerry Seinfeld introduced him to the world during a 1995 "Seinfeld" episode, won't be serving customers, but is involved in the restaurant's creative process. Al and Jerry have not spoken in 15 years because Al did not appreciate Jerry's portrayal of him.

Celebrity Cocktail

Birds Cafe in Hollywood has created three new drinks in honor of Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan.
  • The Mel Gibson Martini Vodka martini with a very white onion. 'Warning: offensive smell. May leave a bad taste in your mouth.'
  • The Lohan Vodka and olive juice. Not at all sweet. 'Careful: two drinks can land you in jail and kill your career.'
  • The Mad Max Meltdownz made with Rumplemintz and Irish Cream, served over ice, for $6.95.
Cleveland's Great Lakes Brewing Company has created a LeBron James beer called ‘Quitness’. The dry, India pale ale leaves a noticeable bitter aftertaste. The company sold 30 gallons of “Quitness” within its first three hours of release.

Happy Birthday 7/20

Today is National Nap Day!
There are 158 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants: Pamprin... the ultimate hangover cure!

Gisele Bundchen (30)
Elliott Yamin (32)
Omar Epps (37)
Sandra Oh of Grey's Anatomy (39)
Josh Holloway of Lost (41)
Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam (44)
Chris Cornell (46)
Carlos Santana (63)

On this date in 1968 the first Special Olympics was held.
On this date in 1976 Viking I became the first US spacecraft to land on Mars.
On this date in 1976 Hank Aaron hit his 755th Home Run, his final one.

If today is your birthday .. Refrain from using the highway as a racetrack. You can avoid hassles by sticking to your work and refusing to get involved in gossip or idle chatter. Visit friends you don't get to see that often.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Happy Birthday 7/19

Today is National Grilled cheese Sandwich Day!
There are 159 shopping days left till Xmas!
Zoey wants: the new 12 Stones EP "The only easy day was yesterday"

Jared Padalecki (28)
Anthony Edwards (48)
Brian May of Queen (63)

On this date in 1954 The Lord of the Rings was published.
On this date in 1965 the first personal ad was placed.
On this date in 2003 the first toungue transplant was preformed.

If today is your birthday .. Limitations will set in if you haven't followed the rules. You should consider getting your whole family involved in a project at home. You should sit down with someone you trust and work out a budget that will enable you to save a little extra.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Big Push

Cameron Diaz is encouraging ARod to star in his own action film. A source says she wants Tom Cruise to produce it. "Cameron has encouraged and recommended Alex for certain roles. He has such charisma that he's a natural on screen. She has spoken to Tom Cruise and they have met to discuss how things might progress for Alex. Tom is a master when it comes to action movies and he's ready to produce something for Alex. He thinks he could be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Cocktail Hour

New York's Plaza Hotel has created a new drink called "The Mel Gibson." The cocktail costs $19 and features a mix of Van Gogh Vodka, Dutch Gin, vermouth, club soda, and pickled cocktail onion juice. The hotel launched the drink to promote the grand reopening of the legendary Oak Room restaurant.

Flying High

Japan's ANA Airline has become the first carrier to offer draft beer aboard its flights.

Happy Birthday 7/16

Today is national hot dog day!
There are 162 shopping days left till xmas!
Zoey wants: Beau Joe's Colorado pizza as seen on Man vs. Food

Ed Kowalczak of Live (39)
Corey Feldman (39)
Barry Sanders (42)
Will Ferrell (43)
Phoebe Cates (47)

On this date in 1935 Oklahoma City became the first city in America to install parking meters.
On this date in 1951 The Catcher in the Rye was published.
On this date in 1981 Datsun changed their name to Nissan.

If today is your birthday .. Do your best, but don't make too many promises or you may exhaust yourself. Your tendency to take on too much will end in fatigue. You will be able to talk to your lover about future goals and perhaps make plans for the two of you to take a vacation.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Happy Birthday 7/15

Today is National Tapioca Pudding Day!
There are 163 Shopping Days left till Xmas!
Zoey wants: The Montel Williams/Sylvia Brown Blender

Brian Austin Green (37)
John Dolmayan of System of a Down (37)
Scott Foley (38)
Jason Bonham (44)
Brigette Neilsen (47)
Forest Whitaker (49)
Joe Satriani (54)
Jesse "The Body" Ventura (59)
Linda Ronstadt (64)

On this date in 1876 St. Louis' Washington Bradley pitched the first no hitter
On this date in 1885 Niagra Falls opened
On this date in 1948 Alcoholic's Anonymous was founded

If today is your birthday .. You should be setting up interviews or sending out your resume today. Try to avoid functions that will bring you in contact with those you find difficult to get along with. A better diet, exercise, or a change to a relaxed atmosphere could be ways to soothe your nerves.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Family Ties

Kelly Osbourne wants to play her mother in the new movie about her father, Ozzy. She says, “I’ll audition to play mum! It’s been rumored that Colin Farrell is playing my dad Ozzy in the film of his life, which my mum is producing. With the greatest respect, at 34 Colin’s just too old for the role! We need someone who’s about 18, and my mum and the film makers want to get an unknown actor. I’ll definitely audition to play my mum, though."

Port-O-Potty

Ben Roethlisberger is being investigated for allegedly peeing in public at an Ohio golf course. Last Friday, a woman, named Nan Fowler, phoned the pro shop and complained that a "tall, white male, sporting a blue golf shirt and khaki shorts, was urinating in some trees." Nan called the police after the clerk told her that the suspect was Ben Roethlisberger. The golf course is refusing to condemn the Steelers QB and says it could have been any golfer who was peeing.

Bret pops the question

Bret Michaels and his girlfriend of 16-years, Kristi Lynn Gibson, are engaged! The couple has two daughters together: Raine Elizabeth and Jorja Bleu.

Happy Birthday 7/14

Today is Bastille Day!
There are 164 shopping days left till Xmas!

Matthew Fox of Lost (44)
Jane Lynch of Glee (50)
Tommy Mattola (61)
Vincent Pastore of The Sopranos (64)

On this date in 1868 the tape measure was invented.
On this date in 1969 the film Easy Rider premiered.
On this date in 1972 Honda began selling the Civic.

If today is your birthday .. You can gain approval, get kudos, and ask for help if you put a little heart into your speech or request. Children will want to help, too. Don't be afraid to lay your cards on the table.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Ozzy loves Mom

Ozzy says he wants to play his mother in the new film about his life. "I don't really want to be in it. At least I'm hoping I won't. Although I wouldn't mind a cameo - that would be fun. I could play my mother or Lemmy from Motorhead!"

"Linkin Park Featuring You."

Linkin Park has launched a new contest through MySpace called "Linkin Park Featuring You." Fans are being asked to remix "The Catalyst" on their own music software before submitting their work through MySpace. One lucky fan will either have their track featured on the new CD or have the opportunity to perform with LP.