Fill'er Up!

Rental car companies have always charged a major premium on gas if you return your car to them without topping off the tank. And now that gas already costs a fortune, the rental car companies have stayed right in stride. A survey by "USA Today" found that if you don't return your rental car with a full tank, the average price they'll charge you per gallon is NINE DOLLARS. So if you rented an SUV with a 22-gallon tank and returned it basically bone dry, you'd owe them $200 for gas.

Gas Out

The Malawi government is set to pass new laws which will make passing gas a serious crime. One local says, "We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more."

No Gas Zone

The Chicago Bears are fining players $20 for passing gas during film sessions.