Wednesday, December 23, 2009
No Santa?
Metallica's James Hetfield says his brother ruined Christmas for him. "The worst Christmas was discovering that there was no Santa. You know, I had gotten up at whatever, one in the morning and walked out and saw my brothers carrying presents down to put under the tree, and I was like, 'What are you doing?' And so that was, the St. Nick bubble was burst."
Baby on board
Rehab
Steven Tyler entered a rehab clinic yesterday to deal with his addiction to painkillers. He says he wants to return to Aerosmith. "I love Aerosmith; I love performing as the lead singer in Aerosmith. I am grateful for all of the support and love I am receiving and am committed to getting things taken care of."
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Santa U
Graduates from the Charles W. Howard Santa School have descended upon malls all across America. The Michigan school teaches students about the history of Santa and personal hygiene. Director Tom Valent says, "Santa is a pure man; he's a pure spirit. You never use off-color jokes or flirt or anything like that. You have to be very careful where we touch the children, how we pick them up, how we set them on our knees. Keep your hands up on top visible. We don't want any Santas getting a bad rap." There are also classes for singing, story telling and Santa dancing.
Born to Run
Holiday Cheers
Monday, December 21, 2009
You're Fired!
Cash Covers
Baby on board?
OK! magazine claims Jessica Simpson is telling her friends she wants to have Billy Corgan's kids. A source says, “Since things got serious in November (after flirting at a party in L.A.), she’s telling her friends that she wants to have his children. Not right this second, but eventually. She’s fallen for his personality, charm and mellow, artistic style.” The source adds, “He’s a brilliant man but a hard guy to constantly be around. It’s going to be very interesting to see how much of his personality and attitude she might take on.”
Room to talk?
Tila Tequila recently slammed Jessica Simpson for dating Billy Corgan. “I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she’s all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for herself. If Billy is happy with Jessica, then I’m happy for him — but I think he can do a lot better.”
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Kings on hiatus
Nathan Followill says Kings of Leon is planning a 6 month hiatus. "We're going to take six months off now. I'm going to sit on my couch and cry tears of joy sitting in my pants with a tub of chocolate chip cookie ice cream. Then it's on to the golf course, a bit of fishing and some camping in the wild. Cooking your own meat under the stars, that's the way to reconnect with something real after a year of immigration lines at the airport."
Corgan dating Simpson?
The Chicago Sun Times claims Billy Corgan began dating Jessica Simpson because he's jealous of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz. A Windy City source says, "Corgan must be very jealous of Pete Wentz, since Fall Out Boy has been in the '00s what the Pumpkins were from this town in the '90s. I suppose he'd like a piece of that and will settle for the older sis!"
Bad Break-Up
Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante has quit the group to concentrate on his solo career. A source says, "Josh Klinghoffer has been playing with the group for a couple of months now. Optimistically, the Peppers are trying to lock down a replacement for John, who has apparently quit. Mentally, John checked out a long time ago. He's interested in doing his own thing, his own albums - the whole big rock band machinery just doesn't appeal to him anymore."
Custody Lost
Split Up
Hollywood Life claims ARod and Kate Hudson have split up. A source says, “He was acting VERY single, and Kate Hudson was definitely not there. Kate and A-Rod broke up.” Another source tells Hollywood Life, "He had his arm around a dark haired woman. He was hitting on different girls at the dinner. He had a lot of fun!"
Baby Boy
G-String Avatar?
Avatar star Sam Worthington says during rehearsals a stranger caught him wearing a G-string. "We were wearing nothing but lace g-strings, a couple of gears and a wig. I thought Hawaii was going to be a holiday, to be honest, I thought I'd take my surfboard and go surfing. We get there and we work and this guy comes past and says, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'We're making a movie.' He says, 'Big budget movie. Who's the director?' I said, 'That bloke over there'. And there's Jim with a handycam. He goes, 'Is that James Cameron? F**k, he's gone downhill since f**king Titanic!'"
Monday, November 16, 2009
Cameo
All My Friends
Travis Barker says his solo CD will include appearances by Slash and Linkin Park. "We got a new Blink song on there, I think I'm going to do something with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. Hopefully a guest appearance from Slash, I'm doing his big fundraiser that happens this month. I think there's going to be a collaboration with [Kanye West's touring DJ] A-Track, so it's gonna be really in all directions."
Slipknot Hitched
Yummy!
A group of Colombian student chefs have created a new dessert made from passion fruit and Viagra. Lead chef Juan Sebastian Gomez says, "We got the idea four months ago when we were dealing with a nutrition project for older people. It's really an aphrodisiac. By trial and error we found out it works. We gave it to a group without telling them it contained Viagra. A second group was in the know and both experienced heightened libido. They take very small portions and after a few minutes begin to smile and confess that they feel delicious little tickles."
Holiday Pornaments
Stripped Down Santa
The Amalgamated Order of Real-Bearded Santas, an organization that represents Santas nationwide, recently told its members to ditch their white cotton gloves because they are a breeding ground for germs and the H1N1 virus. Some mall Santas are wearing rubber gloves while others plan to don masks to ward off germs.
Stuck On You
Diggin Deeper...
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Great Pumpkin
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Supergroup!
Less Fans = Less $$$
Robbing the Cradle
Famed biographer Andrew Morton claims Angelina Jolie slept with her mother's boyfriend when she was just 16. A source tells NOW, "Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school. Marcheline broke up with her boyfriend when she found out the truth, but it caused a rift between mother and daughter that took several years to repair. She has hardly anyone left in life who likes or trusts her. It seems like if her mom could forgive her for that, maybe Angie should forgive her dad, especially if she's running low on friends and family!"
X for Violence
Real School of Witchcraft
The country's first official witch school, Witch School International, is thriving near Rossville, Illinois. School CEO Donald Lewis says his school teaches students how to become a Wiccan, how to perform aromatherapy treatments and zombie history. 190,000 students have taken courses through the school's online Website. Deb Robling, co-owner of a beauty salon that sits near Witch School International, says, "We don't want them to go in there and get potions to put hexes on their friends."
Taco No-No
National Pastime
Monday, October 19, 2009
Party Like A Rockstar
Alice In Chains star Jerry Cantrell is teaming up with Scott Ian from Anthrax to open a new rock bar in Vegas. Ian says Dead Man's Hand will debut in November. "We want this to be a place that we would want to hang out in. There's a huge segment of the music audience that likes to go out but doesn't want to go to places that only play Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga and charge $750 for a bottle of vodka. We want to be the opposite of that." he adds that he and Jerry will be apart of the house band. "We're putting together the Dead Man's Band, which will be Jerry and I and probably some other sub-partners who are also in well-known bands. Obviously, we won't play once a week or anything because of our schedules, but when we're all around we'll get up and jam out a bunch of covers."
Labels:
Alice in Chains,
Anthrax,
Jerry Cantrell,
Las Vegas,
Scott Ian
Down the Aisle
Nine Inch Nails star Trent Reznor got married this past weekend to Playboy Playmate Mariqueen Maandig.
Labels:
Mariqueen Maandig,
marriage,
Nine Inch Nails,
Playboy,
Trent Reznor
Mocking ME
Celebrity Apprentice 3
No Lifeguard On Duty
Not Funny?
The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights has asked Target to stop carrying an "Illegal Alien" Halloween costume. They say the outfit, which features an alien mask along with an orange jumpsuit and the words 'Illegal Alien' is offensive to immigrants. Target is in the process of removing the costume from their Website and stores.
Ghostbusters!!!
London's Thorpe Park theme park has called in a ghostbuster because six staff members held a ouija board seance that sparked a series of spooky events. SAW: The Ride was shut down after visitors complained of freezing temperatures and workers reported lights and special effects starting up on their own. Rev Lionel Fanthorpe is currently examining the ride and says, “If deemed necessary, I will carry out an exorcism.”
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Rehab... New to Me!
Ozzy Osbourne says he never heard of rehab before Sharon suggested he try it. “When Sharon told me about Betty Ford, I'd never heard of rehab before that. I thought it was going to be like a bar with guys in smoking jackets, bowties, and one leg crossed over the other... I thought it was like a school of alcoholic drinking, you know?”
Sobering Experience
Breaking Benjamin's Benjamin Burnley says writing "Dear Agony" was one of the toughest things he has ever had to do because it was the first CD he had ever written sober. “This is the first album I’ve done sober. When you drink you can kind of make yourself creative, you can inspire yourself. You get so messed up from an outside influence that you go outside of your own head. When you are sober, moments like that do happen, you just sort of have to wait for them to happen, and take advantage of them the best you can. It’s hard though because you can’t use any outside influences to alter your state of mind.”
Saving Grace
Scott Stapp says his son and the media helped save his life in 2006. "When my son came home from school and a couple kids said to him, 'My dad said you drank too much on TV.' He said: 'Daddy, did you? I never saw you that way.' First, I got angry, but then I had to say, 'I can't do things like this.' I've had custody of him [Jagger is 10] since he was 6 months old. He never would have known about [the drinking] unless the media kept tabs. I'm glad they did."
A New Stain
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