Love a soldier

There's a love toy company called RealTouch, and they're supporting our troops by providing them with . . . REMOTE-CONTROLLED VIBRATING TOYS. They're giving 1,000 of 'em to troops overseas and their husbands or wives back home . . . who can go online and control what the toy does. Read more HERE

What would you do... on an airplane?

It turns out you might NOT have to worry about getting caught joining the MILE-HIGH CLUB, and being escorted off the plane by the cops when you land. According to a new survey, only 8% of people say they'd report it to a flight attendant if they saw a couple having sex on an airplane, or caught them getting-it-on in the bathroom. The survey also found that 6% of people would complain if they saw a woman BREASTFEEDING her baby on a plane. So, for reference, that means only 2% more people are cool with you whipping out your breasts on a plane for a baby than an adult. 33% would consider complaining if someone with BAD-SMELLING FEET took off their shoes on a plane. 68% would consider complaining if there was a SCREAMING CHILD on the plane. And the behavior that leads to the most complaints? Bringing FOOD THAT STINKS onto the plane. 80% of people would consider complaining about that. Read more HERE

Husband finds sex tape of wife online... should he tell her?

DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been married for 10 years, and it is a wonderful marriage. We love each other very much, never argue and get along great. We have a 2-year-old child.

Recently I found a "sex tape" online of my wife with the guy she dated before me. This video was taken without her knowledge and is from 13 years ago, Because of this, I am not upset about it.

My question is, should I bring this to her attention, and if so, how? I feel she needs to know it's out there. I'm reacting to this as a man would. I don't know how a woman would react. Please help. -- IT'S PRIVATE

DEAR IT'S PRIVATE: Although there are no sex tapes of me floating around, I can tell you from a woman's perspective that if there was one (and the lighting was unflattering), I'd be furious. Your wife has a right to know, so don't keep her in the dark.

P.S. How did you come across that video? I'm sure she will be interested to know.
Read more HERE

Kinky Stuff

So you want to have a wild sex adventure, but don't have the money for Amsterdam or Thailand. That's fine, because we've got plenty of kink for you right HERE, in America's heartland. Just book your flight to . . . Roselawn, Indiana? The website Alternet.org put together a list of the 10 kinkiest cities in the U.S. based on strip clubs, sex stores, nudist resorts, and Internet searches. And, yep, Roselawn, Indiana beat out all the big boys. They have a nudist resort called the Ponderosa Sun Club, and the annual Nudes-A-Poppin' pageant, with strippers, porn stars, and drooling perverts. Here's the full list:

#1.) Roselawn, Indiana
#2.) New Orleans, Louisiana
#3.) Las Vegas, Nevada
#4.) Hurley, Wisconsin. They have the highest ratio of strip clubs-to-residents in the U.S. With 1,547 residents and six clubs, that's one strip club for every 258 residents.
#5.) Atlanta, Georgia
#6.) New York, New York
#7.) Austin, Texas
#8.) Southern New Mexico and Southern West Virginia . . . last year, based on a study of the kinky terms people used in online dating profiles, southern New Mexico had the kinkiest men, and southern West Virginia had the kinkiest women.
#9.) Chicago, Illinois
#10.) San Francisco, California

Read more HERE

Let's PLAY!

Want to have some sweet sexual relations tonight? Challenge the woman in your life to a game of Scrabble or Monopoly . . . and let her win. A new study found that when a woman wins something, no matter how minor it is, her testosterone spikes . . . and puts her in the mood for relations.

Mystery SOLVED!

For years and years we've said there are two main signs a lady is a little on the loose side: TATTOOS and SMOKING. We now officially have a third entry on that list. According to a wonderful study out of Texas Tech University, there's a statistically significant connection between a woman's promiscuity and . . . BODY PIERCINGS. In the study, researchers found that women who had piercings anywhere besides their ears reported, quote, "substantively and significantly greater frequency of sexual activity" than women without body piercings. The researchers say there was no connection between men with body piercings and their number of sexual partners.

I do NOT endorse that!

An unidentified American recently checked into a hotel in China . . . where he found a SEX TOY which had been left as an amenity. Without getting too graphic, let's just say it's a VIBRATING RING that a man would wear. But here's the kicker: The package had a picture of MISCHA BARTON on it. Luckily for us, the guy took a picture of it.


Obviously, Mischa's rep says she's NOT endorsing sex toys in China. They used her likeness without her permission. There's no word if she's going to do anything about it.

Sheen's such a DOLL!

A new CHARLIE SHEEN love doll hit the market earlier this week, but you can't get one just yet . . . because it sold out within 24 hours. It's called "Crackhead Charlie", and it's marketed as a, quote, "Winning love doll." The box also brags, quote, "You don't have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. You have to believe a lot of people bought these dolls for the novelty factor alone. But at the same time, I wonder how many people. male or female, bought one for EROTIC reasons.

Mylie BLOWS UP!

It's pretty much a rite of passage these days when you're a famous female celebrity: Somebody's going to make a SEX DOLL that knocks off your image. MILEY CYRUS has one. It's called "Finally Miley" and the box promises quote, "3 achey love holes." Not surprisingly, Miley doesn't take this as a compliment. The word is that she's considering a lawsuit. The company that makes the Finally Miley doll says the first batch sold out in less than 48 hours.

Guns for Toys

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, a Huntsville, Alabama adult romance store is offering to exchange unwanted guns for adult toys. The owner of Pleasures, Sherri Williams, says, "make love, not war." "It's my way of getting guns off the street. Bring your own gun, no matter what condition, and we will give you whatever it's worth with a store credit." Williams plans to refurbish and sell the donated guns. Proceeds will benefit victims of gun violence.

Partiotic love

FunSponge Novelties is selling a new Barack Obama sex toy for the holidays. The red, white and blue colored toy, dubbed The Obamarator, features a likeness of the smiling President in a suit. Company rep Justin Grosch says, "It's meant to be a gag gift, a perfect stocking stuffer. While it can be used as a sexual stimulation device, that wasn't really the intention behind it." The toy costs $29.95.
Click HERE for site.

Bedroom Equipment

Sogniflex has created the first ever mattress for frequent lovers. The $1,800 Italian-made bed features straps and handles, a trench where men can place their knees for extra traction and reinforced springs. Paolo Tonelli, who designed the bed, says, "There are studies which show that about 70% of men and women say they are unsatisfied with their love-making or have some kind of performance problem. I wanted to invent something that could really help them, because most beds are designed for sleeping, not for making love."

ISEX

When "Avatar" returns to IMAX theaters on Friday fans will get to see the love scene between Jake Sully's avatar and Neytiri beneath the sacred Tree of Souls. Director James Cameron says the sex scene will not change the film's rating.

Biggest slut EVER?!?!

25 year-old Nikki Lee claims she has slept with 5,000 men. She says since losing her virginity at 16, she has had sex in discos, nightclubs, cinemas, parks, alleyways, beaches and on balconies. Nikki has a red notebook in which she keeps details on every man she has slept with. She scores each man on a 10-point must system and puts stars next to the best lovers. Nikki tells the Sun, "I just have two rules: no men who belong to someone else and only safe sex. Apart from that, pretty much anything else goes."

iPhone-sex

Adult entertainment companies are launching iPhone video sex chat services. Instead of calling a 1-900 number, pervs will be able to dial up hot models on their iPhones.

Me So Horny

Two Motley Crue fans were recently tossed out of the band's Winnipeg show for dropping their pants and having sex during a four song set

No Excitment

Once Tiger Woods leaves his sex rehab clinic, he will be banned from having sex for 18 weeks. A former patient says, "You can't have sex and can't get excited. That continues for 90 days after you are discharged." Tiger will also have to sign a "celibacy contract" and write an "empathy letter" to his wife Elin.

Sexy Party

Radar Online claims Jennifer Love Hewitt recently threw a sex party. A source says, “To set the mood, the ladies played the game ‘What’s Your Sexy Fantasy’ before shopping for such goodies like Booty Parlor’s sexy lingerie, designer sex toys and beauty products. :The actress bought tons of bedside staples including Melt Chocolate Body Fondue, Skin Honey Kissable Body Topping, All Tied Up Bonding Tape, a Good Girl Bad Girl Feather Spanker, vibrating panties and four types of sexy lingerie underwear.”

Miss Roboto

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Diggin Deeper...

RADAR Online claims Carrie Prejean recorded 8 sex tapes and took 30 nude photos of herself. One of the videos shows her touching herself and moaning.