Friday, January 29, 2010

Give your left nut...

Saints fans are doing everything they can to get tickets to the Super Bowl. One man posted this ad on Craigslist offering to sell one of his testicles:

WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)

High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available!
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
No perverts!!!!!
Email for additional information!

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