Monday, June 6, 2011

Spike TV's "Guy's Choice Awards"


Spike TV's "Guys Choice Awards" were taped Saturday night, and will air this coming Friday. JENNIFER ANISTON picked up the Decade of Hotness Award, and vowed to, quote, "keep downward-dogging until the fat lady sings." (--Downward dog is a yoga position.) SEAN PENN was on hand for the induction of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" into the Guy Movie Hall of Fame . . . and his recent ex, SCARLETT JOHANSSON was there too. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE presented the Holy Grail of Hotness trophy to his "Friends With Benefits" co-star MILA KUNIS. She said, quote, "I'm so stoked to tell my grandkids that grandma was at one point really [effing] hot."

SPOILER ALERT!!!- And the winners are...

Guy of the Year: Mark Wahlberg
Brass Balls: Keith Richards
Decade of Hotness: Jennifer Aniston
Funniest M.F.: Jim Carrey
Guy Movie Hall of Fame: "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Most Manticipated Movie: "Cowboys & Aliens"
Guy Movie of the Year: "The Fighter"
Biggest Ass Kicker: Dwayne Johnson
Most Dangerous Man: UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones
Holy Grail of Hot: Mila Kunis
Unstoppable Jock: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Our New Girlfriend: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Top Fantasy Leaguer: Chris Paul
Comedy MVP: Danny McBride
Hot and Funny: Sofia Vergara
Outstanding Literary Achievement: Keith Richards
Rookie Of The Year: L.A. Clippers forward Blake Griffin

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