Rob Zombie is a commercial star!

Here's something that we didn't see coming, but that actually ends up making complete sense: ROB ZOMBIE has filmed a commercial . . . for Woolite laundry detergent. Now, this isn't a typical Woolite commercial. It's titled "Torturer," and the slogan is: "Don't let detergents torture your clothes. Save them with Woolite." It has the vibe of a horror movie, which is pretty sweet since it's an ad for detergent. Rob recently said, quote, "It's a very bizarre TV commercial for a product like this. Honestly, I was shocked when they called me to do it." The commercial premiered yesterday on Woolite's Facebook page.

Happy Birthday 6/17

Today is World Juggling Day!
There are 191 days until Xmas.
There are 4 days left until summer begins.

Venus Williams - 31
McGruber Will Forte - 41
Greg Kinnear - 48
Bobby Farrelly 1/2 of the Farrelly brothers - 53
Joe Piscopo - 60
Barry Manilow - 68
Newt Gingrich - 68

1775 - The Revolutionary War's BATTLE OF BUNKER HILL went down near Boston. The Americans were led by Colonel William Prescott, who told his troops, "Don't fire till you see the WHITES OF THEIR EYES."

1885 - The STATUE OF LIBERTY arrived in New York City. (--It was a gift from France.)

1955 - Disneyland Opened

1994 - THE O.J. SIMPSON CAR CHASE! 95 million Americans watched the eight-hour police chase of O.J. SIMPSON. He then threatened suicide and refused to leave the white Ford Bronco when it arrived at his home in Brentwood, California.

Happy Birthday 6/16

Today is National Fudge Day!
There are 192 days until Xmas.
There are 5 days left until summer begins.

John Cho Harold in "Harold & Kumar"- 39
PGA Pro Phil Mickelson - 41
The Ultimate Warrior - 52
Laurie Metcalf - 56

1884 - First Roller Coaster Opened

1893 - Cracker Jacks Debuted

1922 - First Helicopter's Flight

1955 - "Lady and the Tramp" Released

1978 - "Grease", starring JOHN TRAVOLTA and OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN, opened in U.S. theaters.

Go The Eff to Sleep!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON has narrated a children's audio book called "Go the [Eff] to Sleep". Okay, it's not really a children's book. It's written LIKE a children's book. But it's from the perspective of a parent who can't get his freakin' kid to go to sleep. And it's LITTERED WITH PROFANITY. That's why Sam Jackson is the PERFECT narrator for it. Here's a brief sample:

The Eagles who soar through the sky are at rest

And the creatures who crawl, run and creep

I know you're not thirsty that's bull[crap], stop lyin'

Lie the [eff] down my darling, and sleep.

Here's the best part: You can download the audio for FREE HERE or purchase the book HERE

What The Hell Theater

Police busted a man near Chicage Monday with smoking pot at a McDonald's drive-thru. Police say Jose S. Barrera, 21, was caught smoking while an officer waited in line directly behind him. The officer said he smelled burning marijuana and saw Barrera blowing smoke out of the passenger-side window. He stopped the car for a traffic violation and found a Tupperware container full of pot in the car. Complete Story

Two brothers from Sheboygan were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of shampoo, according to a criminal complaint. Police called for a reported disturbance found Jonathan Pippert was on the lawn swearing at his mother. He and his brother both had scrapes and bruises throughout their upper bodies. Both brothers said the fight began when Jonathan Pippert went into his brother’s bedroom and took a bottle of shampoo while Jared Pippert was in bed. Each claimed the other attacked him, forcing him to defend himself. Complete Story

10 Degrees of EVIL

Here Are the 10 Types of Cheating On Your Wife, Rated From Least to Most Evil. A blogger put together this list about men cheating on their wives and ranked them in order from least to most EVIL. Check 'em out, and see if you agree.

#1.) He leaves her for a man. It's the least evil because he finally admits he's gay, so your marriage was a sham anyway.

#2.) He leaves her for another woman because he says he doesn't love you anymore. If he's being honest, this will still hurt, but you'll recover and move on.

#3.) He cheats with a woman she's never met. In this case, he doesn't have an excuse like he's gay or doesn't love you . . . he just kinda cheats without any deeper reason.

#4.) He cheats with a prostitute. Even though there's no emotional element, he does open you up to the risk of an STD.

#5.) He cheats with an employee. Like, say, an intern.

#6.) He cheats with an employee who's a member of the household. Like, say, your kids' nanny.

#7.) He cheats with her best friend. This sucks because you lose your husband AND your best friend.

#8.) He cheats with your best friend who's married to his best friend. That ruins TWO marriages and several friendships in one move.

#9.) He cheats with her sister. Now that's screwing with your marriage AND your family.

#10.) He cheats with HER daughter (who is not his daughter). That's right . . . in this list, WOODY ALLEN is a bigger villain than Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and everyone else.

Read more HERE