Drink Up!!

Academy Awards Drinking Game according to Moviefone

Sips

• Sip every time a someone makes a 'Black Swan' lesbian sex scene joke.


• Sip if Natalie Portman mentions having sex with her boyfriend.


• Every time someone makes a joke about cutting off his or her arm (a la James Franco in '127 Hours'), take a sip.


• Sip every time someone is compared to Meryl Streep.


• Sip if someone makes a dirty pun about 'Winter's Bone.'


• If a famous actress is wearing a dress that reveals her midriff, take a sip.


• Take a sip if a film you haven't seen wins for Best Picture.


• Take a sip if co-host Anne Hathaway comes out wearing a Catwoman costume.


• Sip once if an Oscar winner tries to connect the victory to the protests in Egypt. Drink twice if it's Sean Penn.


• Sip once if someone tries to connect the win to the protests in Wisconsin. Drink twice if it's Sean Penn.


• Sip if anyone makes a joke about Ricky Gervais' infamous hosting job at the 2010 Golden Globes.


• Sip if someone actually says, "It's an honor just to be nominated."


• Sip once if they cut to Jack Nicholson; twice is he's wearing shades.


• Take a sip for each technical difficulty.


• Take a sip if a presenter points out that he/she can't read the teleprompter.


• Take a sip if they cut from Ryan Reynolds to Scarlett Johansson.

Shots

• Take a shot if anyone slips and falls.

Drinks

• Drink a wine cooler if Hailee Steinfeld wins.


• Drink a Red Bull and vodka if '127 Hours' wins.


• Drink whiskey if 'True Grit' wins.


• Drink Grey Goose if 'Black Swan' wins.