Friday, May 13, 2011

979X What The Hell Theater


For the past week, an ARMED GRANDMOTHER has been robbing other women in the parking lots of Walmart, Kohl's, and Target in Southern California. She was described as being in her 80s. Well, the police caught her, and clearly she hasn't aged well . . . because she's actually just FIFTY-ONE. But she is, in fact, a grandmother. FULL STORY

In Houston, police busted a car wash for being a go-to for everything illegal. They were running a dominoes gambling ring. They sold marijuana. They sold prescription drugs. They sold liquor. And weirdest of all, they sold . . . sweet, delicious, illegal RACCOON MEAT. Four employees were arrested. FULL STORY

BONUS STORY: In Missouri, a woman was arrested for leaving her nine-month-old baby in a car, alone, in almost 90 degree weather while she tried to go into a bar . . . TOPLESS. Fortunately, her nudity drew a crowd and they saw the baby in the car. The woman was arrested. Police didn't say why she was topless, if she was high or drunk at the time . . . but she does have an unrelated heroin charge pending. FULL STORY

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