A girl from New Jersey, named Ashley, recently asked Ozzy what she should do to get even with her ex-boyfriend for proposing to her best friend. In his latest Rolling Stone magazine advice column, he replied that she should send him a bag of crap. "If you're gonna send crap in the mail, take a leaf out of my wife's book and do it right: Put it in a Tiffany's box. Everyone loves to get a Tiffany's box, which makes the thought of them (ex and his fiancee) untying the ribbon and bow to find a fresh dump inside even more satisfying."
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
"Send Him Crap"
A girl from New Jersey, named Ashley, recently asked Ozzy what she should do to get even with her ex-boyfriend for proposing to her best friend. In his latest Rolling Stone magazine advice column, he replied that she should send him a bag of crap. "If you're gonna send crap in the mail, take a leaf out of my wife's book and do it right: Put it in a Tiffany's box. Everyone loves to get a Tiffany's box, which makes the thought of them (ex and his fiancee) untying the ribbon and bow to find a fresh dump inside even more satisfying."
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