Thursday, January 12, 2012

What the Hell Theater

A Washington motorist was busted for making a boneheaded decision -- he put a skeleton in the passenger seat so he could drive in the HOV lane! A state patrolman made the grim discovery after pulling over driver Bryan Stime for alleged aggressive driving. Although Stime used the carpool lane, the only companion in his silver Mazda was a green skeleton outfitted in a white sweatshirt. Stime admitted he broke the rules, but said "It's a heck of a commute," he told the station about his 45-mile drive each way to work. "Since my commute was so bad, I started thinking -- blow up doll, mannequin?" Read more HERE

A man charged with offering a law enforcement officer two tickets to today's Miami Dolphins pro football season finale to avoid arrest might be mostly guilty of overestimating their value, a judge said at the man's bond hearing this morning. "Have you been watching the Dolphins? No one's going to go to that game," Palm Beach County Judge Timothy P. McCarthy told Topalian. Word is, there are so many open seats to Dolphins games that they are going low prices. Read more HERE

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