Friday, January 13, 2012

What The Hell Theater

Yesterday, at 3:00 A.M. in Iowa, a man robbed an adult store at knifepoint. And he didn't want money, he just wanted one thing. A $250, 20-POUND love toy. It's an authentic replica of a woman's buttocks, complete with all the fixins. The police are searching for him . . . although we assume he's locked in his mother's basement and rather busy right now. Read more HERE

On Wednesday morning in Iowa, a man went into a pharmacy, said he had a gun, and demanded painkillers. The pharmacist called his bluff and asked to see the gun, but the robber couldn't produce it. So the pharmacist started PUNCHING HIM in the FACE until the cops arrived. Read more HERE

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