Friday, October 29, 2010

Added Protection


BCB International has created a new line of boxer shorts for soldiers that features Kevlar in the groin region. The company hopes to sell their underwear to troops in Afghanistan. The lightweight boxers protect the groin from projectiles moving as fast as 230 meters per second. A female version of Blast Boxers is currently being designed.

Love is blind


www.theuglybugball.com, a dating website for the 'aesthetically challenged', or ugly people, is celebrating their first marriage. Tom Clifford and Janine Walker met less than a month ago on the site and are now engaged. He says their mutual love of junk food and TV dinners brought them together. "I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look. I always thought that I was too ugly to meet Mrs Right but my life changed when I met Janine. She's beautiful and I love her in every possible way. I still can't believe this happening." Janine says, "I appreciate that Tom isn't Brad Pitt, but then I'm no Angelina Jolie either. 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and to me Tom's the perfect, handsome prince.I'm just so pleased to have been able to meet him, and I'm head-over-heels in love."

Partiotic love


FunSponge Novelties is selling a new Barack Obama sex toy for the holidays. The red, white and blue colored toy, dubbed The Obamarator, features a likeness of the smiling President in a suit. Company rep Justin Grosch says, "It's meant to be a gag gift, a perfect stocking stuffer. While it can be used as a sexual stimulation device, that wasn't really the intention behind it." The toy costs $29.95.
Click HERE for site.

I'm (not) lovin it

A Brazilian court has ordered McDonald's to pay a former manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working for them. The 32-year-old man said he felt pressure to sample the food on a daily basis because McDonald's hired "mystery clients" to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness. The man also said the company offered free lunches to employees, adding to his caloric intake while on the job.

Packs a punch

For every home run the San Francisco Giants hit during the World Series, ReLeaf Herbal Center is offering Giants fans one free joint. The ReLeaf Herbal Center Medical Dispensary says it prides itself on providing the best “medical marijuana expertise and experience.” The shop is also offering a discount on a THC-infused orange drink called “Giant Punch.”

Drunken Tweets

Twitter is launching a new wine called The Fledgling Initiative. Two wines, a Pinot Noir and a Chardonnay, will be sold for $25 a bottle, with $5 from each bottle going to Room to Read, a non-profit group dedicated to raising literacy levels in developing countries. Buy the vino at Fledglingwine.com

Bennington psyched for 3D role

Linkin Park's Chester Bennington says his love of the Saw movies landed him a role in Saw 3D. "I'm not allowed to say much about the scene, but it was a lot of fun to do. I spent about seven to eight hours a day getting in and out of makeup. What makes this particular trap unique is how complex it is. There are multiple people involved in this trap, which is very atypical for Jigsaw." Saw producer Mark Burg cast Chester after he moved next door to one of the guys in Linkin Park and found out how much he loved the series.

Rock the Vote


Images of Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour and Disturbed are featured on a political flyer in Kentucky. On one side of the ad, local lawyer Jim Daley states: "It's a fact: Steve Franzen [Daley's opponent] has made a living defending criminals charged with: child pornography, unlawful transactions with minors, custodial interference, assaults on police officers, drug trafficking, and the list goes on ... Now he wants you to trust him to be your County Attorney? He's gotta be kidding."

The other side features images of members of the above-mentioned bands taken from their publicity stills with the warning, "On November 2 tell Steve Franzen you don't trust someone who makes a living defending criminals to serve as your County Attorney."

Franzen says, "I think the whole thing is despicable, frankly. Supposedly they're my clients, but I haven't seen any of these people. I don't know anything about them, other than I'm told they're professional rock musicians."

Happy Halloween Birthday


Celebrities born on Halloween::
Vanilla Ice a.k.a. Rob Van Winkle (42)
Rob Schneider (46)
Dermot Mulroney (47)
U2's Larry Mullen (49)
Director Peter Jackson (49)
Jane Pauley (60)
Dan Rather (79)

Happy Birthday 10/29


Today is international internet day!
There are 57 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: to go to the Awsom Crab Fest

Gabrielle Union (38)
Winona Ryder (39)
Dan Castellaneta of The Simpsons (53)
former WWE superstar Paul Orndorff (61)
Richard Dreyfuss (63)

On this date in 1833, the first college frat, Kappa Alpha Society, was founded
On this date in 1969, the first connection on what would later become the Internet, between computers at UCLA and Stanford, was established
On this date in 2008, Delta Air Lines merged with Northwest Airlines, creating the world's largest airline

If today is your birthday .. Investments are best left alone today. You will be able to communicate well today. Romantic opportunities may not be as they appear.
On this date in 2008, The Philadelphia Phillies won their first World Series since 1980 by beating the Tampa Bay Rays 4-3 in Game 5

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Act or Fact?

Pop star Fergie ties Slash to a bed with a knife in his new video for "Beautiful Dangerous." He says Fergie plays a sexy seductress and crazed fan. "She went to a dark place. She nailed it."

Hooker Safety

Roadside prostitutes working on a roundabout outside the Spanish city of Lleida have begun wearing yellow reflective bibs to avoid fines from police. The prostitutes have donned the high visibility vests, similar to those worn by road workers or drivers whose cars have broken down, to save themselves the €40 (£36) fines. Police said they were not trying to get rid of the prostitutes, but were simply including them in a push to enforce use of the fluorescent bibs, which must be worn by anyone walking down a rural highway. Police say they have no other reason for fining the prostitutes, whose chosen spot on a roundabout of the LL-11 road falls just outside the municipal boundaries of Lleida – which recently banned street prostitution.
Read more HERE

Kid Diss


Kid Rock has ripped Steven Tyler for taking a job as an American Idol judge. He told EW, "I think it's the stupidest thing he's ever done in his life . He's a sacred American institution of rock and roll, and he just threw it all out the window — just stomped on it and set it on fire. I think whoever's advising him ... we should bring back the guillotine, or whatever they call that thing. And if it was himself, he needs some serious counseling. I love him to death, but I gotta speak the truth."

Happy Haunting

Colorado's most haunted hotel, The Stanley Hotel, is offering special packages for Halloween. Stephen King wrote The Shining in room 217 after learning how Flora Stanley, the hotel's first owner, died. She can still be heard playing the piano and seen wandering around in the lobby. Guests say if you stay in room 418 you'll hear children playing outside the door.

The Red Garter Bed & Breakfast is Arizona's most haunted inn. Guests say during the night, they've felt their bed shake, heard someone climbing the stairs and felt a spirit touching their arms. Many believe the ghost is a former prostitute, who worked at the inn when it was a bordello back in 1897. Locals claim she was led upstairs to a room and never left. Innkeeper John Holst says, "The stories about Eve, the turn-of-the-century ghost that visits the rooms occasionally, are greatly exaggerated."

Happy Birthday 10/28

Today is national chocolate day!
There are 58 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: cheese from igourmet.com

Justin Guarini (32)
Joaquin Phoenix (36)
Brad Paisley (38)
Julia Roberts (43)
Andy Richter (44)
Lauren Holly (47)
Bill Gates (55)
Bruce Jenner (61)
Charlie Daniels (74)

On this date in 1636 Harvard college was founded.
On this date in 1886 the Statue of Liberty was dedicated in NY harbor.
On this date in 1904 St. Louis police were the first to use fingerprints in criminal investigation.

If today is your birthday .. Your creative ideas will be put to good use if you dig in and do things around the house that will make your family happy. You should check out prestigious clubs or groups that have a cause you believe in. Make plans to mix business with pleasure. Dinner with clients or business associates should be successful.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Happy Birthday 10/27

Today is National cranky co-worker day.
There are 59 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: New Dole Fruit Bites

Kelly Osbourne (26)
Scott Weiland (43)
Marla Maples (47)
Lee Greenwood (68)

On this date in 1901 boxer shorts were first sold.
On this date in 1991 the first Planet Hollywood opened.
On this date in 2002 Emmitt Smith broke the NFL all time rushing record.
On this date in 2004 the Curse of the Bambino was broken when after 86 years the Red Sox won the World Series.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Evolution

DNA researchers have found that Ozzy Osbourne is a descendant of a Neanderthal man. He is also a distant relative of the outlaw Jesse James, the last Russian tsar Nicholas II and King George I and shares some genes with the ancient Romans. The rocker says, "If any of the Roman Osbournes drank nearly as much as I used to, they wouldn’t have even felt the lava. They could have just walked it off."

Which Witch?


The country's first official witch school, Witch School International, is thriving near Rossville, Illinois. School CEO Donald Lewis says his school teaches students how to become a Wiccan, how to perform aromatherapy treatments and zombie history. 190,000 students have taken courses through the school's online Website. Deb Robling, co-owner of a beauty salon that sits near Witch School International, says, "We don't want them to go in there and get potions to put hexes on their friends."

Offer... rejected

Playboy has offered Oksana Grigorieva $75,000 to pose naked. She rejected the offer.

Happy Birthday 10/26

Today is National Sleep-In day!
There are 60 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants: More vacation time!

WWE star C.M. Punk (32)
Jon Napolean Dynamite Heder (33)
Seth MacFarlane (37)
Keith Urban (43)
Natalie Merchant (47)
Dyaln McDermott (49)
Hillary Clinton (63)
Pat Sajak (64)
Jaclyn Smith (65)

On this date in 1858 the washing machine was invented.
On this date in 2000 the Playstation 2 was released.
On this date in 2002 Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey were married.
On this date in 2004 Cingular & AT&T merged.
On this date in 2005 the Chicago White Sox win their first World Series in 88yrs.

If today is your birthday .. You may have a problem dealing with elders. Your partner could also use some time alone with you. Obstacles may stand in your way where career and success are concerned.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Happy Birthday 10/21

Today is international stutterting awareness day!
There are 65 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: pumpkin cheesecake

Kim Kardashian (30)
Nick Oliveri of Queens of the Stoneage (39)
Carrie Fisher (54)
Judge judy (68)

On this date in 1879 Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.
On this date in 1913 Camel cigarettes when on sale.
On this date in 1991 Captain Kangaroo was inducted into the Navy as an admiral.

If today is your birthday .. You should put in some extra hours developing that creative idea you have. Pleasure trips will turn out to be better than anticipated. Don't be afraid to confront situations concerning loved ones in order to solve any problems that may exist.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 10/20

Today is national change your oil day!
There are 66 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: $500 socks

John Krasinski (31)
Snoop Dogg (39)
Viggo Mortensen (52)
Tom Petty (60)

On this date in 1973 The Six Million Dollar Man premiered.
On this date in 1977 three members of Lynyrd Skynyrd were killed in a plane crash.
On this date in 2004 the Boston Red Sox won the American League pennant.

If today is your birthday .. You need to focus on yourself, not on others. Don't think the worst if you hear something negative about your partner. You may have ignored or neglected your mate lately.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

New Religious Heros?


The Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, has declared Homer Simpson a true Catholic. In an article entitled, 'Homer and Bart are Catholics', the paper's writers say, "The Simpsons are among the few TV programs for children in which Christian faith, religion, and questions about God are recurrent themes. The family recites prayers before meals and, in their own peculiar way, believes in the life thereafter. Few people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it, but it is true: Homer J. Simpson is a Catholic."

Mel's cameo


The NY Post claims Mel Gibson is going to make a cameo in The Hangover 2. A source says, "It's a done deal. Mel will make a cameo as a tattoo artist. Filming is taking place on the Warner Bros. lot, where a Bangkok set has been built, and Mel is expected to film his role in two weeks. Then the production moves to Thailand at the end of October."

Happy Birthday 10/19


Today is national greasy spoon day!
There are 67 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: Breakfast in bed.

Chris Kataan (40)
Trey Parker of South Park (41)
Ty Pennington (46)
Evander Holyfield (48)
John Lithgow (65)

On this date in 1935 Looney Tunes appeared in movie theaters.
On this date in 1959 the first Discotheque opened.
On this date in 1973 Elvis & Pracilla Presley divorced.
On this date in 1983 The US Senate made Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday a national holiday.
On this date in 2005 the last MLB game was played at Busch Memorial stadium.

If today is your birthday .. You need to clear up some important personal documents before the end of the year. Opportunities for love will develop while traveling or while attending religious functions. You can work in conjunction with those in the know in order to get to the bottom of any pending issue.

More for a 'Buck


Starbucks is considering offering wine, beer and cheese. They are test marketing the idea at several Seattle stores.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Happy Birthday 10/18


Today is national chocolate cupcake day!
There are 68 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: a new hoodie.

Bristol Palin (20)
Zac Efron (23)
Jean-Claude Van Damme (50)
Martina Navratilova (54)
Pam Dawber (60)
Mike ditka (71)
Chuck Berry (84)

On this date in 1985 the original Nintendo game system was released.
On this date in 1985 the first Blockbuster store opened.
On this date in 1986 Frank & Kathy Lee Gifford were married.
On this date in 1988 Green Day played their first concert ever.
On this date in 1996 Opra started her book club.

If today is your birthday .. Most partner problems are a result of both people not living up to their promises. Put something away in case of an emergency. Relationships may be hard to handle.

Bling Bling

New hand-made iPhone 4 costs $8 Million! Clad in platinum and bedazzled with 500 flawless diamonds and 53 diamonds on the back totaling over 100 carats. Plus a 7.4 carat pink diamond.
Read more HERE

Friday, October 15, 2010

Fan Friendly

Jerry Horton says a fan came up with the name for Papa Roach's latest CD. "Somebody came up with 'Time for Annihilation'. It's a lyric from a song called 'Crash' [from 'The Paramour Sessions']. It's something we say in the huddle right before we break from the huddle. We do that before shows, before we play every day."

PIRATES!!!

Two men, dressed as pirates, recently snuck onto the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. A source tells the Sun, "The pair were rugby tackled by Johnny Depp's personal bodyguards outside his trailer. There was no way they were getting past them. Because they were dressed in costume, they thought no one would bat an eyelid, but security were too good."

Happy Birthday 10/15


Today is National Poetry day & Natational Mammogram day!
There are 71 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: some Pumking beer.


Holly Montag (27)
Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York (51)
Emeril Lagasse (51)
Tito Jackson (57)
Penny Marshall (68)

On this date in 1951 I Love Lucy debuted.
On this date in 1989 Wayne Gretzkey necame the all-time point scorer in the NHL.
On this date in 2009 the Balloon Boy incident happened.

If today is your birthday .. Children or friends may try to talk you into lending them money. Don't be a pest or a troublemaker today. Don't promise to deliver the goods if you aren't positive that you can meet the deadline.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Price of Fame

A Metallica fan recently paid $35,000 for a one-hour private drumming lesson from Lars Ulrich. The money went to Andre Agassi's charity, which raised $8.5 million during last weekend's 15th annual Grand Slam for Children benefit gala

New Reality

E! is producing a new rock-based reality series called "Married to Rock". The cast features Duff's wife, Susan Holmes McKagan, Etty Farrell, who is married to Perry Farrell and Josie Stevens, a model married to Billy Idol's longtime guitarist Steve Stevens.

Who's fired next?


The next season of Celebrity Apprentice has begun shooting. The cast includes:

  • Jose Canseco, former MLB player
  • Richard Hatch, first Survivor winner
  • Niki Taylor, supermodel
  • Lil John, rapper
  • Star Jones, ex The View host
  • Mark McGrath, lead singer of Sugar Ray
  • LaToya Jackson, Michael Jackson’s siter
  • Lisa Rinna, actress
  • Dione Warwick, singer

All In The Family

Sarah Palin and Barack Obama are 10th cousins according to Ancestry.com. Rush Limbaugh and Obama are also 10th cousins, once removed. Palin and Obama are related through John Smith, a pastor and settler in Massachusetts. George W. Bush is related to Palin and Obama through Samuel Hinckley, who was John Smith's father-in-law.

Gold Mine


Apple's Steve Jobs is gifting the Chilean miners with new iPods. Oakley, who sent the trapped Chilean miners scores of sunglasses to protect their eyes from the sun, received the equivalent of $41 million in free advertising time from their donation. Each miner received a $450 pair of glasses. Other companies are gifting the miners and their families with cash, food, signed sports jerseys, clothing, sexy lingerie, wine, toys and children’s Halloween costumes.

NASA provided the Chilean miners with a high calorie liquid diet designed to keep them from vomiting as their rescue capsule rotated through curves in their 28-inch escape hole. The miners downed aspirin and wore compression socks to prevent blood clotting. They went from 90 degrees underground to near freezing temps on the surface. 700,000 tons of rock collapsed on the men on August 5th. Each capsule ride took 15 minutes.

Edison Pena, the 12th Chilean miner freed after 69 days underground, kept morale up by singing Elvis Presley songs with the other miners. Now, he's going to Graceland. The Memphis Convention and Visitors Bureau is paying for the trip. Elvis Presley Enterprises sent Elvis music to Chile for Pena.

Yonni Barrios may be the most famous trapped Chiliean miner because at one point, he had his wife and mistress waiting for him. His wife, Marta Salinas, did not attend his rescue yesterday and said, “He asked me to, but it turns out that he also asked the other lady, and I am a decent woman. Things are clear: it’s her or me.” CNN says Yonni was greeted by his mistress. Yonni has been having a 10-year affair with Susana Valenzuela. He was the 21st rescued miner. Film companies are lining up to talk to Yonni. Some say Javier Bardim should play him in a movie because of their close resemblance. Yonni wants his wife and mistress to be friends because he loves them both.

Here Kitty Kitty

CougarLife.com, a website that specializes in matching older women with younger men, is offering Courteney Cox $1 million to be their official spokes-cougar. She has yet to accept the deal.

Happy Birthday 10/14


Today is national "Be Bald & Be Free" Day!
There are 72 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: rain boots


Stacy Keibler (31)
Usher (32)
NY Yankees Joe Girardi (49)
Ralph Lauren (71)
Roger Moore (83)

On this date in 1943 the ABC network was formed.
On thsi date in 1964 Martin Luther King Jr. won the Nobel Peace Prize.
On this date in 1982 president Ronald Regan proclaimed a war on drungs.


If today is your birthday .. You should get involved with activities that can be enjoyed by both young and old alike. Don't overdo it. You need to enjoy yourself. Your stability will aid you in getting support from your fellow workers.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Happy Birthday 10/13


Today is national Emergency Nurses Day!
There are 73 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: some VA BBQ

Sacha Baron Cohen (39)
Nancy Kerrigan (41)
Jerry Rice (48)
Kelly Preston (48)
Marie Osmond (51)
Sammy Hagar (63)
Paul Simon (69)
Margaret Thatcher (85)

On this date in 1775 the US Navy was founded.
On this day in 1792 construction on the White House began.
On this day in 1963 the phrase "Beatlemania" was coined.
On this date in 1974 Ed Sullivan died.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The T.Ocho Show!

Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco are getting their own 30-minute show on the Versus network called "The T.Ocho Show". T.O. says, "It's one of those touchy and iffy types of situations because we are active players. But I think people shouldn't judge us just by the fact that they think we're two loudmouth guys and that somebody gave us our own show. We're very knowledgeable about a number of topics. I think we're well-versed in things." The show debuts tonight.

Happy Birthday 10/12

Today is national face your fears day!
There are 74 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: and iPhone on Verizon.

Kirk Cameron (40)
Hugh Jackman (42)
Adam Rich (42)
Susan Anton (60)

On this date in 1492 Christopher Columbus made landfall in the Caribbean.
On this date in 1979 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was published.
On this date in 1983 Maytag made the last hand-operated wringer washing machine.

If today is your birthday .. Think about your priorities. Try not to get backed into corners. Get friends to help you with the preparations.

Monday, October 11, 2010

End of the road

Disturbed has canceled their upcoming U.S. tour so David Draiman can undergo treatment for a serious throat condition. He has been told he must stop performing for at least four weeks in order for him to fully heal. In 2006, he underwent successful surgery to fix a deviated septum which was making breathing difficult and affecting his vocals.

Happy Birthday 10/11


Today is Columbus Day, National Sausage pizza day & Canadian Thanksgiving.
There are 75 shopping days left until Xmas!
Zoey wants:: sausage pizza

Jane Krakowski (42)
Luke Perry (44)
Joan Cusack (48)
Steve Young (49)

On this date in 1968 the first manned Appollo mission was launched.
On this date in 1975 Bill & Hillary Clinton were married.
On this date in 1975 Saturday Night Live debuted.
On this date in 1987 the world's largerst pizza with 94,248 slices was baked.

If today is your birthday .. Try and avoid getting involved in idle chatter or gossip that might get you in trouble. Family responsibilities are mounting. Take your time and try not to overload yourself.

Fire in the sky

Nearly 200 people gathered at a UFO conference in suburban Philadelphia to discuss accounts of recent sightings, speculate about what one should do if taken aboard an alien spacecraft and generally insist that “the truth is out there.” The Mutual UFO Network, which organized Saturday’s conference at the Sheraton Bucks County Hotel — the third in the county in as many years — says it has 364 reports of sightings in the commonwealth last year. And officials say that may be understating the real number because people are too afraid of ridicule to come forward.
Read more HERE

Friday, October 8, 2010

Slash's career move

Slash is getting into the movie business. He says, "I've always been a huge horror fan and creating films that take you back to the days where horror movies actually scared the hell out of you is something I've always wanted to do. My audience is made up of young, edgy, discerning consumers, with an appetite for quality and a hint of anarchy." Slash's first project, Nothing To Fear, is about a family, who moves to Kansas and encounters an ancient and dangerous demon.

Mutiny help

Johnny Depp recently visited a London school dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. A young girl wrote him a letter after learning he was filming Pirates of the Caribbean nearby. Beatrice Delap's request read: 'Captain Jack Sparrow, At Meridian Primary School, we are a bunch of budding young pirates and we were having a bit of trouble mutiny-ing against the teachers, and we'd love if you could come and help. 'Beatrice Delap, aged nine, a budding pirate.'" She says, "He gave me a hug and he said, "Maybe we shouldn't mutiny today 'cos there are police outside monitoring me."'

Happy Birthday 10/8

Today is national denim day!
There are 78 shopping days left until Xmas.
Zoey wants:: new skinny jeans.

Nick Cannon (30)
Matt Damon (40)
Darrell Hammond (55)
Sigourney Weaver (61)
Chevy Chase (67)
Rev. Jesse Jackson (69)
Crocodile Dundee Paul Hogan (71)

On this date in 1871, The Great Chicago Fire ignited when Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked over a lantern. 98,000 people were left homeless
On this date in 1906, Karl Nessler introduced the perm hairstyle
On this date in 2001, Former Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge was sworn in as the director of the new Office of Homeland Security

If today is your birthday .. Don't blow situations out of proportion. Don't jump the gun; you may find yourself getting angry at the wrong person. Changes in your home will be positive. Property investments should payoff.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Courtney's oopsie

So Coutney Love has quit twitter apparently after "accidentally" tweeting a naked photo of herself to the world... that was apparently meant for her boyfriend. Yeah right. GROSS!
Read more HERE

Nicholson/Cruise in 2012?

Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson are planning to star together in a new comedy called 'El Presidente'. Tom will play a Secret Service agent who guards a former president, who's life is threatened. The two go on the run to avoid being killed. Jack is close to signing on for the film.

Spooky


Grazia magazine claims Lady GaGa recently spent $60,000 on state of the art Electro Magnetic Field meters that detect specters. A source says, “She believes in paranormal activity and won’t take any risks when she is on the road. It’s important to her to be safe from spirits.”