Tuesday, January 24, 2012
OMG
A woman in England has been BANNED from all her local nightclubs . . . because they said she's TOO OLD to wear the outfits she likes. Now, she's only 28 . . . but she's a mother of four. We don't know . . . we looked at the photos and it could go either way
Read more HERE
Nom nom nom...
The Super Bowl is the second-biggest 'eating day' of the year in the U.S., behind only Thanksgiving. And this year, Americans will eat 1.25 BILLION CHICKEN WINGS during the game. That's approximately 11 wings for every person watching. Wings aren't even the most popular Super Bowl food . . . dips are. Wings are second, and pizza and chips tie for third. Read more HERE
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
$$ Powerball $$
It just got TWICE as expensive to become a multimillionaire overnight. This week, the cost of a ticket for the Powerball lottery went up from $1 to $2. The odds of winning some of the smaller prizes also increased . . . but THOSE didn't double. They went up from one-in-35 to one-in-32. Your odds of winning the full jackpot are still about one-in-195 million. Read more HERE
Must Love Dogs
According to a new survey, 60% of us let our dogs lick our face. And apparently, that's a BAD thing. Oops. Don't believe the myth that a dog's mouth is CLEAN . . . it's not. When your dog licks your face he can transfer bacteria that could potentially make you sick. Read more HERE
Monday, January 16, 2012
What The Hell Theater
Last week in North Carolina, police arrested a man with an outstanding murder warrant. Once he was in jail, a gun turned up in his cell. And they believe he smuggled it in . . . inside his RECTUM. The gun was TEN INCHES LONG and he shoved it up there. Wisely, it was UNLOADED . . . he was taken to the hospital to see if he suffered any injuries from smuggling the gun like that. Read more HERE
On Friday morning, a police officer in Florida spotted a couple having MORNING SEX in a car near a park. When she went to break them up, the guy took off. The cops found him . . . AND found he had a bunch of stolen property in the car. So, because he couldn't resist morning sex . . . and then fled and drew attention to himself . . . he's facing a bunch of theft charges. Read more HERE
On Friday morning, a police officer in Florida spotted a couple having MORNING SEX in a car near a park. When she went to break them up, the guy took off. The cops found him . . . AND found he had a bunch of stolen property in the car. So, because he couldn't resist morning sex . . . and then fled and drew attention to himself . . . he's facing a bunch of theft charges. Read more HERE
Clean up or GET OUT!
In Shreveport, Louisiana, there's a lawmaker who wants to make it illegal to wear PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC. He says, quote, "Today it's pajamas, tomorrow it's underwear. Where does it stop?" Shreveport takes stuff like this more seriously than other cities . . . they have one of those anti-sagging pants ordinances in place, and 31 people got misdemeanors for violating it last year. Read more HERE
Scientific Discovery!
Remember back when life was simple and we only had FOUR types of taste buds . . . sweet, sour, salt, and bitter? And then in the '80s, we found out there was a fifth type, one that tasted savory flavors? Well now it turns out we've had a SIXTH one all along. And the flavor it detects will NOT shock you. Scientists at Washington University in St. Louis have found we have a sixth taste bud . . . that tastes FAT. The sensitivity of the fat taste bud varies a lot from person to person . . . and could actually be one of the contributing factors to why some people are prone to eat less healthily than other people. More studies on that are coming. Read more HERE
Cell Phone Mood Ring?
According to a new survey, your outlook on life might influence what cell phone you choose. iPhone and iPad users are the most optimistic customers: Half say that they always expect the best, and one in four say they don't get upset easily. BlackBerry customers are the most pessimistic: One in three say that if something can go wrong, it will. Read more HERE
Friday, January 13, 2012
Bogus
CareerBuilder just released its annual list of the top 10 most outrageous excuses people gave last year for being late to work. A few of the highlights: "I had a job interview with another company" . . . "I think my commute time should count as work hours" . . . "A fox stole my keys" . . . "I thought I'd won the lottery" . . . and "My cat had the hiccups." Read more HERE
What The Hell Theater
Yesterday, at 3:00 A.M. in Iowa, a man robbed an adult store at knifepoint. And he didn't want money, he just wanted one thing. A $250, 20-POUND love toy. It's an authentic replica of a woman's buttocks, complete with all the fixins. The police are searching for him . . . although we assume he's locked in his mother's basement and rather busy right now. Read more HERE
On Wednesday morning in Iowa, a man went into a pharmacy, said he had a gun, and demanded painkillers. The pharmacist called his bluff and asked to see the gun, but the robber couldn't produce it. So the pharmacist started PUNCHING HIM in the FACE until the cops arrived. Read more HERE
On Wednesday morning in Iowa, a man went into a pharmacy, said he had a gun, and demanded painkillers. The pharmacist called his bluff and asked to see the gun, but the robber couldn't produce it. So the pharmacist started PUNCHING HIM in the FACE until the cops arrived. Read more HERE
Thursday, January 12, 2012
What the Hell Theater
A Washington motorist was busted for making a boneheaded decision -- he put a skeleton in the passenger seat so he could drive in the HOV lane! A state patrolman made the grim discovery after pulling over driver Bryan Stime for alleged aggressive driving. Although Stime used the carpool lane, the only companion in his silver Mazda was a green skeleton outfitted in a white sweatshirt. Stime admitted he broke the rules, but said "It's a heck of a commute," he told the station about his 45-mile drive each way to work. "Since my commute was so bad, I started thinking -- blow up doll, mannequin?" Read more HERE
A man charged with offering a law enforcement officer two tickets to today's Miami Dolphins pro football season finale to avoid arrest might be mostly guilty of overestimating their value, a judge said at the man's bond hearing this morning. "Have you been watching the Dolphins? No one's going to go to that game," Palm Beach County Judge Timothy P. McCarthy told Topalian. Word is, there are so many open seats to Dolphins games that they are going low prices. Read more HERE
A man charged with offering a law enforcement officer two tickets to today's Miami Dolphins pro football season finale to avoid arrest might be mostly guilty of overestimating their value, a judge said at the man's bond hearing this morning. "Have you been watching the Dolphins? No one's going to go to that game," Palm Beach County Judge Timothy P. McCarthy told Topalian. Word is, there are so many open seats to Dolphins games that they are going low prices. Read more HERE
Love a soldier
There's a love toy company called RealTouch, and they're supporting our troops by providing them with . . . REMOTE-CONTROLLED VIBRATING TOYS. They're giving 1,000 of 'em to troops overseas and their husbands or wives back home . . . who can go online and control what the toy does. Read more HERE
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
The Phone Stack Game
We've got to tell you about this BRILLIANT game to keep everyone from texting during dinner. It's called "The Phone Stack." When you sit down for dinner, everyone puts their phones face down in the center of the table. If anyone can't resist the ringing and buzzing and grabs their phone to look at it, they have to pick up the entire check. Read more HERE
King of Beers DETHRONED!
Based on the latest sales data, Budweiser isn't one of the two most popular beers in the country anymore. Bud Light is number one . . . and Coors Light has passed Bud to be number two. Bud is three, and it's the only full-calorie beer in the top five . . . Miller Lite is fourth and somehow NATTY LIGHT is fifth.
Binge Driking?
The CDC just released some new stats on Americans and binge drinking. Here are a few highlights. More than 38 million of us binge drink . . . that means five drinks in a sitting for men, four for women. The average binge drinker gets drunk four times a month. Wisconsin has the most binge drinkers, and Utah has the fewest. Overall, 17.1% of Americans binge drank at least once last month. Read more HERE
KaBOOM!
Maxwell Hinton is a seven-year-old boy from Fresno, California who came up with possibly the BEST Make-a-Wish ever. When the Make-a-Wish people arrived, he requested the chance to blow up a building. Maxwell said he watched a lot of "MythBusters" and they inspired his passion for blowing things up. Well, they found a grain mill in Ohio that was being prepared for demolition, and flew him there to press the button on Sunday. Read more HERE
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Why I NEVER want to bungee jump
A girl’s worst nightmare came true when she leaped from a bridge in Africa recently. Her bungee cord snapped and sent her spiraling into the crocodile infested rapids below! But... she lived! Still, I never ever ever ever want to bungee jump! Read more HERE
Why he didn't call
Back in September, a 33-year-old woman from New Zealand met a man on vacation in Spain. She fell in love, gave him her number, but never heard from him. So she set up a massive Internet campaign to find him. And finally, this week, she tracked him down in England. And the reason he hadn't called was . . . he has a girlfriend. Oops. Read more HERE
What would you do... on an airplane?
It turns out you might NOT have to worry about getting caught joining the MILE-HIGH CLUB, and being escorted off the plane by the cops when you land. According to a new survey, only 8% of people say they'd report it to a flight attendant if they saw a couple having sex on an airplane, or caught them getting-it-on in the bathroom. The survey also found that 6% of people would complain if they saw a woman BREASTFEEDING her baby on a plane. So, for reference, that means only 2% more people are cool with you whipping out your breasts on a plane for a baby than an adult. 33% would consider complaining if someone with BAD-SMELLING FEET took off their shoes on a plane. 68% would consider complaining if there was a SCREAMING CHILD on the plane. And the behavior that leads to the most complaints? Bringing FOOD THAT STINKS onto the plane. 80% of people would consider complaining about that. Read more HERE
Monday, January 9, 2012
Metallica the 3D experience!
METALLICA is planning a 3D movie for theatrical release in 2013. There's no word yet if it's a concert, a documentary or something else. (--But I have a feeling Metallica fans will accept anything, as long as Lou Reed isn't involved.) Read more HERE
OUCH! Don't mess with the manhood
A 21-year-old man in Iran is in a PERMANENT state of SEMI-AROUSAL . . . because of a penis tattoo gone wrong. The man got a long Persian phrase and his girlfriend's initial tattooed down there, but the tattoo artist went too deep with the needle, damaging blood vessels. A first attempt didn't fix the problem, and now the guy has decided that it's not really a problem at all and plans to stay that way. Read more HERE
What the Hell Theater 1/9
On Thursday in Wisconsin, police arrested a man whose actual legal name is Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Believe it or not, he was busted for marijuana possession. Beezow was born "Jeffrey Drew Wilschke" but legally changed his name back in October. Read more HERE
Here's more proof that CRACK DON'T SMOKE ITSELF. Last week in Florida, a man was in court for drug charges. And he chose to wear a jacket to court that featured the RECIPE for making CRACK. It showed cartoon pictures including a white substance with a spoon, a carton of baking soda, a pot over fire, and a crack rock. There's no word on how his court appearance turned out. Read more HERE
What has YOUR president done?
Kim Jong-il died at the end of December, and his son, Kim Jong-un has taken over as the ruler of North Korea. He has some big shoes to fill, since, according to the state-run North Korean media, Kim Jong-il wrote six operas and got three or four holes-in-one every time he went golfing. But Kim Jong-un is a chip off the old block. He learned to drive at age three and could go 75 miles an hour on dirt roads by age eight. He is also learning his seventh language and is an expert at economics. Hey, our former president didn't even learn how to pronounce NUCLEAR by the age of sixty! Read more HERE
Avoid Ghetto
Last week, Microsoft was granted a new patent that's been nicknamed the "AVOID GHETTO" feature. It's a mapping system that gives you GPS directions that specifically avoid high-crime areas. So even if the fastest route is through a bad part of town, they'll steer you around it. Of course, you COULD see this as offensive and potentially racist . . . but they hope you don't. Read more HERE
Thursday, January 5, 2012
New Matchmaker:: Words with friends?
Maybe there IS a purpose to "Words With Friends" . . . besides wasting an enormous amount of your time and getting ALEC BALDWIN kicked off planes. Now, it's also a MATCHMAKER. If you're not familiar, "Words With Friends" is a popular iPhone, Android, and Facebook game that lets you play a game . . . suspiciously like Scrabble . . . against other people. 32-year-old Megan Lawless of Chicago has been a big "Words With Friends" fan for years. But she didn't just want to play against her friends. She also wanted to play some Words With Strangers. So, back in November of 2009, she hit the "Random Opponent" button. 31-year-old Jasper Jasperse of the Netherlands randomly got matched up with her. They started playing, and started having good games, so they kept playing. Those games led to online chatting. That chatting led to talking. And now, Jasper has moved to Chicago . . . and they're MARRIED. A company called Zynga makes "Words With Friends". They said this is the first "Words With Friends" marriage they know of. Read more HERE
OFFICIAL: Celebrity Apprentice cast list
NBC has officially announced the cast of the next "Celebrity Apprentice" . . .
"Celebrity Apprentice" premieres February 12th on NBC.
TERESA GIUDICE "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
VICTORIA GOTTI, daughter of mobster JOHN GOTTI
Adam Carolla, "The Man Show" & "Loveline"
Clay Aiken, "American Idol" loser
Penn Jillette, Magician
Lisa Lampanelli, Comedienne
Aubrey O'Day, Former Danity Kane singer
Paul Teutul Sr., "American Chopper" dad
Marco Andretti, 24-year-old racecar driver & grandson of Mario Andretti
Patricia Velásquez, Model
Dayana Mendoza, Former Miss Venezuela and Miss Universe
Tia Carrere, "Wayne's World"
Debbie Gibson, '80s pop superstar & actress
Dee Snider, Twisted Sister singer
George Takei, Sulu from "Star Trek"
Lou Ferrigno, Former "Incredible Hulk" star
Cheryl Tiegs, 64 yr old Model
ARSENIO HALL, easily the most important, EXCITING celebrity to EVER do "Celebrity Apprentice"
What movies are in theaters tomorrow? Check out the trailers here!
"Beneath the Darkness" (R)
Dennis Quaid plays a mortician who terrorizes a group of high school students after they catch him DANCING WITH A CORPSE. He kills one of them that first night, but the cops don't believe their story so he's free to go after the rest. One of the kids is played by Aimee Teegarden, who you might recognize as the coach's daughter Julie on "Friday Night Lights".
"The Devil Inside" (R)
A woman murders three people in the middle of her own exorcism, and gets locked up for the rest of her life. Fernanda Andrade plays her daughter, who asks some exorcists to take another shot at removing the four demons that have possessed her mom.
Coming Soon?
"Les Miserables"
TAYLOR SWIFT and AMANDA SEYFRIED may join the cast of the upcoming movie version of "Les Miserables". Swift has been offered the part of Eponine, which was also being sought after by SCARLETT JOHANSSON, LEA MICHELE and EVAN RACHEL WOOD. Eponine's parents are being played by HELENA BONHAM CARTER and SACHA BARON COHEN. Seyfried is reportedly in final negotiations to play Cosette . . . whose mother, Fantine, is being played by ANNE HATHAWAY. By the way, Hathaway is only three years older than Amanda! Awkward! The cast also includes HUGH JACKMAN and RUSSELL CROWE. The film is scheduled to hit theaters next December.
"Beneath the Darkness" (R)
Dennis Quaid plays a mortician who terrorizes a group of high school students after they catch him DANCING WITH A CORPSE. He kills one of them that first night, but the cops don't believe their story so he's free to go after the rest. One of the kids is played by Aimee Teegarden, who you might recognize as the coach's daughter Julie on "Friday Night Lights".
"The Devil Inside" (R)
A woman murders three people in the middle of her own exorcism, and gets locked up for the rest of her life. Fernanda Andrade plays her daughter, who asks some exorcists to take another shot at removing the four demons that have possessed her mom.
Coming Soon?
"Les Miserables"
TAYLOR SWIFT and AMANDA SEYFRIED may join the cast of the upcoming movie version of "Les Miserables". Swift has been offered the part of Eponine, which was also being sought after by SCARLETT JOHANSSON, LEA MICHELE and EVAN RACHEL WOOD. Eponine's parents are being played by HELENA BONHAM CARTER and SACHA BARON COHEN. Seyfried is reportedly in final negotiations to play Cosette . . . whose mother, Fantine, is being played by ANNE HATHAWAY. By the way, Hathaway is only three years older than Amanda! Awkward! The cast also includes HUGH JACKMAN and RUSSELL CROWE. The film is scheduled to hit theaters next December.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
What The Hell Theater
A thief in Italy was sent to a halfway house run by monks to serve out the rest of his prison sentence, and has escaped twice in six weeks. The second time, he went straight to a police station and asked to be sent back to jail, because he hated life at the monastery so much. The monks there take a vow of austerity, simplicity and poverty. Read more HERE
A guy bought a Mountain Dew from a vending machine in Illinois in 2009, and claims he found a dead mouse in the can. So naturally he filed a $350,000 lawsuit. But Pepsi is trying to get the case dismissed . . . because they say the mouse would have DISSOLVED long before the guy opened the can, leaving behind, quote, "a jelly like substance" at the bottom. Read more HERE
A guy bought a Mountain Dew from a vending machine in Illinois in 2009, and claims he found a dead mouse in the can. So naturally he filed a $350,000 lawsuit. But Pepsi is trying to get the case dismissed . . . because they say the mouse would have DISSOLVED long before the guy opened the can, leaving behind, quote, "a jelly like substance" at the bottom. Read more HERE
Before they were stars...
There's a McDonald's somewhere in Canada where thousands of people, without their knowledge, were waited on by RACHEL MCADAMS. Of course, they didn't recognize her because it was years before she would star in "The Notebook", "Wedding Crashers" or the "Sherlock Holmes" movies. Growing up north of the border, Rachel did a three-year tour with the Golden Arches . . . as did her brother and sister. But if you're looking for smack talk about Mickey D's, you won't get it from Rachel. She says, quote, "It was a great place to work, but I had a little bit of an OCD thing with hand washing and just didn't have time. They were like, 'Hey, the drive-through's backing up. Stop washing your hands.' "I was not a great employee; I broke the orange juice machine once day."
James Franco, Shania Twain and Pink all worked at McDonalds!
Charlie Day of "Horrible Bosses" was a janitor at a health club in Rhode Island.
Eva Longoria worked at Wendy's in the early nineties.
Amy Adams sported the neon orange shorts and nylons of a Hooters' waitress.
Jennifer Aniston had her share of horrible jobs, including working waitress and telemarketing.
Madonna worked at Dunkin' Donuts as a teenager!
Jason Sudeikis worked at a Banana Republic.
Channing Tatum worked as an exotic dancer!
Russell Crowe spun records as DJ "Russ Le Roq" in Australia as a teen.
Evangeline Lilly worked as a flight attendant.
Tom Cruise worked as a hotel bellhop.
Julia Roberts worked at a Baskin Robbins
Rod Stewart worked as a grave digger in London
See more HERE
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Resolution time!
ASHTON KUTCHER: "In 2012 let's agree to a resolution to feel one another's pain & joy, & create the peace we desire through proactive generosity."
HORATIO SANZ: "My New Years resolution is to stop setting cars on fire. #LAisLoco."
ALYSSA MILANO: "My New Year's resolution is to figure out how to balance motherhood with taking care of myself."
COLIN QUINN: "My New Years resolution is to stop smoking cursing and drinking. Darn I left my GD cigs in the bar. #oneoutofthreeaintbad #lol"
OLIVIA MUNN: "My New Years Resolution: Reserve the word 'amazing' for things that are actually *amazing*. Like: This bagel is really good, *not* amazing."
DAVE NAVARRO: "NY Resolution: Seek therapy for my addiction to that yelp sound a puppy makes when you step on its foot accidentally."
DANICA PATRICK: "Resolution(s) - more green tea and cardio before breakfast. Why are these thoughts running through my head right now?"
JIM GAFFIGAN: "My New Year's resolution? To be less laz."
RACHEL MADDOW: "2011 new year's resolution to learn to de-beard mussels? check! with five hours to spare."
STACY KEIBLER: "To stay centered and balanced and to breathe."
HULK HOGAN: "My New Year's resolutions are to be a better person every day . . . I've moved on with my life, things are great again, and I know what it's like to be happy again."
ABIGAIL BRESLIN: "Umm . . . To stop saying 'umm' so much!"
ROB KARDASHIAN: "I have a dress sock line I'm working on . . . I want that to launch successfully. Obviously getting into shape is big for me . . . that's one of my main things."
How did celebs do with the 2011 resolutions? Click HERE to find out!
HORATIO SANZ: "My New Years resolution is to stop setting cars on fire. #LAisLoco."
ALYSSA MILANO: "My New Year's resolution is to figure out how to balance motherhood with taking care of myself."
COLIN QUINN: "My New Years resolution is to stop smoking cursing and drinking. Darn I left my GD cigs in the bar. #oneoutofthreeaintbad #lol"
OLIVIA MUNN: "My New Years Resolution: Reserve the word 'amazing' for things that are actually *amazing*. Like: This bagel is really good, *not* amazing."
DAVE NAVARRO: "NY Resolution: Seek therapy for my addiction to that yelp sound a puppy makes when you step on its foot accidentally."
DANICA PATRICK: "Resolution(s) - more green tea and cardio before breakfast. Why are these thoughts running through my head right now?"
JIM GAFFIGAN: "My New Year's resolution? To be less laz."
RACHEL MADDOW: "2011 new year's resolution to learn to de-beard mussels? check! with five hours to spare."
STACY KEIBLER: "To stay centered and balanced and to breathe."
HULK HOGAN: "My New Year's resolutions are to be a better person every day . . . I've moved on with my life, things are great again, and I know what it's like to be happy again."
ABIGAIL BRESLIN: "Umm . . . To stop saying 'umm' so much!"
ROB KARDASHIAN: "I have a dress sock line I'm working on . . . I want that to launch successfully. Obviously getting into shape is big for me . . . that's one of my main things."
How did celebs do with the 2011 resolutions? Click HERE to find out!
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