Happy Birthday 6/30

Today is Corvette Day!
There are 177 days until Xmas.
There are 84 days until Autumn begins.

Michael Phelps - 26
Monica Potter of "Saw" - 40
Phil Anselmo lead singer of Pantera - 43
Mike Tyson - 45
Vincent D'Onofrio of "Law & Orger: Criminal Intent" - 52
David Alan Grier - 56
Lena Horne Would have been 94 - (1917 - 2010)

1859 - Five thousand people gathered to watch Frenchman Charles Blondin walk across NIAGARA FALLS on a TIGHTROPE. It took him only five minutes. Later, he crossed blindfolded on stilts, pushing a wheelbarrow, and while carrying a strange man on his back!

1894 - London Bridge Opened

1899 - Charles Murphy became the first person to reach 60 MPH ON A BIKE.

1936 - Margaret Mitchell's classic novel, "Gone With The Wind", was published.

1953 - Chevy Corvette was introduced

1977 - GENE SIMMONS authorized the first KISS COMIC BOOK. It sold 500,000 copies. Did you know: The red ink was mixed with small amounts of blood from each group member.

Happy Birthday 6/29

Today is Camera Day!
There are 178 days until Xmas.
There are 85 days until Autumn begins.

Nicole Scherzinger - 33
Melora Hardin Jan on "The Office" - 44
GARY BUSEY - 67

1984 - "Conan the Destroyer", starring ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER as Conan, GRACE JONES as Zula, and WILT CHAMBERLAIN as Bombaata, was released.

1984 - The incredible "Cannonball Run 2", starring Burt Reynolds . . . Dom DeLuise . . . Dean Martin . . . Jamie Farr . . . Telly Savalas . . . Jackie Chan . . . Tim Conway . . . Tony Danza . . . AND SAMMY DAVIS JR. AS FENDERBAUM, was released.

1990 - A major league record was set when TWO NO-HITTERS were pitched on the same night by two different pitchers in two different leagues. They were the OAKLAND A'S DAVE STEWART and the L.A. DODGERS' FERNANDO VALENZUELA.

Happy Birthday 6/28

Today is Hand Shake day!
There are 179 days until Xmas.
There are 86 days until Autumn begins.

Skateboarded & TV Star Rob Dyrdek - 37
John Cusack - 45
Mary Stuart Masterson - 45
John Elway - 51
Kathy Bates - 63
Mel Brooks - 85
King Henry the 8th - (1491 - 1547)

1919 - THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES was signed in France, officially ending WORLD WAR ONE.

1979 - The classic BILL MURRAY comedy "Meatballs" was released

1997 - During their much-anticipated rematch for the heavyweight title, MIKE TYSON took a bite out of EVANDER HOLYFIELD'S ear. . . and was disqualified.

10 Greatest Athlete Cameos of ALL TIME!

Check out a list of the 10 Greatest Sports Cameos in Movie History. But keep in mind that WILT CHAMBERLAIN'S appearance in "Conan the Destroyer" should NOT count as a cameo. He's a full-on character who's in a lot of the movie. My favorites from the list::

8. Lawrence Taylor, "The Waterboy": The unintentional comedy is off the charts with this cameo, as a lively Lawrence Taylor speaks to kids (bad idea) and gives them some good, if ironic, advice: "Don't smoke crack!"

6. Lance Armstrong, "Dodgeball": Armstrong's speech on quitting somehow manages to both make light of cancer and motivate you to get up off your couch, all at once. Nice work.

5. Brett Favre, "There's Something About Mary": Expertly foreshadowed throughout, this was an example of a perfect reveal at the end of the movie -- and it marked the last time anybody was genuinely excited to see Favre's face again.

4. Mike Tyson, "The Hangover": A killer cameo for three reasons: It totally reclaims "In the Air Tonight" from "Miami Vice," it turns Tyson into a lovable menace, and it answers once and for all the question of whether you'd be willing to take one punch, just one, from Tyson for a million bucks.

1. Cam Neely, "Dumb and Dumber": Simply the greatest athlete cameo ever. No more needs to be said except for Sea Bass' catchphrase.

More HERE

Happy Birthday 6/27

Today is Sunglasses Day!
There are 180 days until Xmas.
There are 87 days until Autumn begins.

Khloe Kardashian - 27
Tobey Maguire - 36
Jo "Supernanny" Frost - 40
J.J. Abrams creator of "Lost" & "Alias"- 45
Ross Perot - 81
Helen Keller would have been 131- (1880 - 1968)

1859 - Louisville school teacher Mildred Hill composed a tune for her students called "Good Morning To All". Her sister later wrote a verse for the song that began, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU". "Happy Birthday" is now the most popular song in the world.

1994 - 26-year-old ANNA NICOLE SMITH married 90-YEAR-OLD BILLIONAIRE J. HOWARD MARSHALL. They'd met while she was a topless dancer in Houston back in 1991, and enjoyed pseudo-marital relations for 14 months until his death in August 1995

Happy Birthday 6/24

Today is UFO Day!
There are 183 days until Xmas.
There are 90 days until Autumn begins.

MLS star Lionel Messi - 24
Solange Knowles - 25
Minka Kelly of "Friday Night Lights" - 31
Mindy Kaling Kelly on "The Office" - 32
Supermodel Petra Nemcova - 32
Chuck Taylor Shoe God! would have been 101 - (1901 - 1969)

1947 - Search and rescue pilot Kenneth Arnold of Boise, Idaho, said he spotted nine UFOs over Mount Rainier, Washington.

1987 - "Spaceballs" was released . . . starring RICK MORANIS as the large-schwartzed Dark Helmet, JOHN CANDY as Barf . . . and the MIGHTY JIM J. BULLOCK as Prince Valium!

1994 - One of the best movies ever, "Wyatt Earp", was released, starring KEVIN COSTNER.

1994 - "The Lion King" was released. (--It later earned ELTON JOHN an Oscar for Best Original Song for "Can You Feel the Love Tonight".)

1995 - During a concert in San Francisco, PEARL JAM singer EDDIE VEDDER left the stage after only seven songs due to a bout of the stomach flu . . . so NEIL YOUNG finished the show for him.

Video Alert!

LIMP BIZKIT has unleashed the video for "Gold Cobra", the title track off their new album, which comes out on Tuesday. See the video HERE

Time Flies

This will make you feel old: Come September, it'll have been 20 years since NIRVANA'S "Nevermind" came out. To celebrate, a deluxe reissue is hitting stores on September 19th with rarities, B-sides, and unreleased recordings. It'll include FOUR CDs and a DVD, which will contain a whole concert. Full STORY

Happy Birthday 6/23

Today is Take Your Dog To Work Day!
There are 184 days until Xmas.
There are 91 days until Autumn begins.

NY Jets RB LaDainian Tomlinson - 32
Selma Blair - 39
Joss Whedon creator of "Buffy", "Angel" and "Dollhouse" - 47
Frances McDormand - 54
Randy Jackson - 55
Glenn Danzig - 56
Clarence Thomas - 63
June Carter Cash Would have been 82 - (1929 - 2003)

1846 - Antoine Joseph Sax received a patent for the SAXOPHONE.

1868 - Wisconsin journalist and Senator Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for a magical invention he called the "TYPE-WRITER".

1993 - LORENA BOBBITT cut off her husband's penis after he allegedly raped her.

What The Hell Theater 6/22

On Saturday in California, a man walked into a bank with a backpack and claimed it was full of ANTHRAX. The place was evacuated, he was arrested, and a bomb squad was called in to check out the bag. Turns out there was no anthrax inside . . . just POOP. The guy moved his bowels into the bag before he went to the bank. He's undergoing a psych evaluation now.

At a yoga festival In Colorado, a woman was using one of the Porta-Potties when she noticed something moving in the receptacle tank below. Turns out it was a MAN . . . with a fetish for watching people use the bathroom. He managed to escape . . . the cops say he fled from the scene, quote, "covered in feces."

Happy Birthday 6/21

Today is Baby Boomer's Recognition Day.
There are 186 days until Xmas.
TODAY summer begins!!

Prince William - 29
Brandon Flowers of The Killers - 30
Erica Durance Lois Lane on "Smallville" - 33
Mike Einziger of Incubus - 35
Juliette Lewis - 38
Joey Kramer Aerosmith drummer - 61
MEREDITH BAXTER Mom from "Family Ties" - 64
Michael Gross Dad from "Family Ties"- 64


1857 - Dr. Pepper's Released

1879 - FRANK WOOLWORTH opened the first FIVE & DIME store in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. He sold items for no more than 10 cents and went broke. He then opened another store in a better location and went on to become one of America's richest men.

1893 - First Ferris Wheel Opened

1997 - For some reason, the WNBA MADE ITS DEBUT. The New York Liberty defeated the Los Angeles Sparks 67-57.

2001 - MAGIC JOHNSON, former star of "The Magic Hour", FINALLY got his well-deserved star on the HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

2002 - Disney's Lilo & Stitch Opened

Special Delivery!

NICK HEXUM from the band 311 had to spring into action and deliver his own daughter when his wife unexpectedly went into labor. 311 plan to release a new studio album on July 19, 2011, titled Universal Pulse with the first single being "Sunset in July". As of 2011, 311 has sold over 8 million records worldwide. Full story HERE

Rob Zombie is a commercial star!

Here's something that we didn't see coming, but that actually ends up making complete sense: ROB ZOMBIE has filmed a commercial . . . for Woolite laundry detergent. Now, this isn't a typical Woolite commercial. It's titled "Torturer," and the slogan is: "Don't let detergents torture your clothes. Save them with Woolite." It has the vibe of a horror movie, which is pretty sweet since it's an ad for detergent. Rob recently said, quote, "It's a very bizarre TV commercial for a product like this. Honestly, I was shocked when they called me to do it." The commercial premiered yesterday on Woolite's Facebook page.

Happy Birthday 6/17

Today is World Juggling Day!
There are 191 days until Xmas.
There are 4 days left until summer begins.

Venus Williams - 31
McGruber Will Forte - 41
Greg Kinnear - 48
Bobby Farrelly 1/2 of the Farrelly brothers - 53
Joe Piscopo - 60
Barry Manilow - 68
Newt Gingrich - 68

1775 - The Revolutionary War's BATTLE OF BUNKER HILL went down near Boston. The Americans were led by Colonel William Prescott, who told his troops, "Don't fire till you see the WHITES OF THEIR EYES."

1885 - The STATUE OF LIBERTY arrived in New York City. (--It was a gift from France.)

1955 - Disneyland Opened

1994 - THE O.J. SIMPSON CAR CHASE! 95 million Americans watched the eight-hour police chase of O.J. SIMPSON. He then threatened suicide and refused to leave the white Ford Bronco when it arrived at his home in Brentwood, California.

Happy Birthday 6/16

Today is National Fudge Day!
There are 192 days until Xmas.
There are 5 days left until summer begins.

John Cho Harold in "Harold & Kumar"- 39
PGA Pro Phil Mickelson - 41
The Ultimate Warrior - 52
Laurie Metcalf - 56

1884 - First Roller Coaster Opened

1893 - Cracker Jacks Debuted

1922 - First Helicopter's Flight

1955 - "Lady and the Tramp" Released

1978 - "Grease", starring JOHN TRAVOLTA and OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN, opened in U.S. theaters.

Go The Eff to Sleep!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON has narrated a children's audio book called "Go the [Eff] to Sleep". Okay, it's not really a children's book. It's written LIKE a children's book. But it's from the perspective of a parent who can't get his freakin' kid to go to sleep. And it's LITTERED WITH PROFANITY. That's why Sam Jackson is the PERFECT narrator for it. Here's a brief sample:

The Eagles who soar through the sky are at rest

And the creatures who crawl, run and creep

I know you're not thirsty that's bull[crap], stop lyin'

Lie the [eff] down my darling, and sleep.

Here's the best part: You can download the audio for FREE HERE or purchase the book HERE

What The Hell Theater

Police busted a man near Chicage Monday with smoking pot at a McDonald's drive-thru. Police say Jose S. Barrera, 21, was caught smoking while an officer waited in line directly behind him. The officer said he smelled burning marijuana and saw Barrera blowing smoke out of the passenger-side window. He stopped the car for a traffic violation and found a Tupperware container full of pot in the car. Complete Story

Two brothers from Sheboygan were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of shampoo, according to a criminal complaint. Police called for a reported disturbance found Jonathan Pippert was on the lawn swearing at his mother. He and his brother both had scrapes and bruises throughout their upper bodies. Both brothers said the fight began when Jonathan Pippert went into his brother’s bedroom and took a bottle of shampoo while Jared Pippert was in bed. Each claimed the other attacked him, forcing him to defend himself. Complete Story

10 Degrees of EVIL

Here Are the 10 Types of Cheating On Your Wife, Rated From Least to Most Evil. A blogger put together this list about men cheating on their wives and ranked them in order from least to most EVIL. Check 'em out, and see if you agree.

#1.) He leaves her for a man. It's the least evil because he finally admits he's gay, so your marriage was a sham anyway.

#2.) He leaves her for another woman because he says he doesn't love you anymore. If he's being honest, this will still hurt, but you'll recover and move on.

#3.) He cheats with a woman she's never met. In this case, he doesn't have an excuse like he's gay or doesn't love you . . . he just kinda cheats without any deeper reason.

#4.) He cheats with a prostitute. Even though there's no emotional element, he does open you up to the risk of an STD.

#5.) He cheats with an employee. Like, say, an intern.

#6.) He cheats with an employee who's a member of the household. Like, say, your kids' nanny.

#7.) He cheats with her best friend. This sucks because you lose your husband AND your best friend.

#8.) He cheats with your best friend who's married to his best friend. That ruins TWO marriages and several friendships in one move.

#9.) He cheats with her sister. Now that's screwing with your marriage AND your family.

#10.) He cheats with HER daughter (who is not his daughter). That's right . . . in this list, WOODY ALLEN is a bigger villain than Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and everyone else.

Read more HERE

Happy Birthday 6/14

Today is Flag Day!
There are 194 days until Xmas.
There are 7 days left until summer begins.

"Juno" Writer Diablo Cody - 33
Tennis Pro Steffi Graf - 42
Yasmine Bleeth - 43
Boy George - 50
Donald Trump - 65

1775 - THE U.S. ARMY WAS FOUNDED.

1942 - ANNE FRANK starts writing her diary. Her father gave her the diary two days earlier for her 13th birthday. Her family would go into hiding less than a month later . . . and be betrayed, captured and murdered by the Nazis two years later.

1942 - DISNEY releases "Bambi", traumatizing millions of children.

1971 - The FIRST HARD ROCK CAFE OPENED in London.

1976 - "The Gong Show" debuted on NBC and in syndication.

50 Best Final Movie Lines EVER!

The site Shortlist.com has put out a list of the 50 Best Final Lines In Movies. They don't appear to be in any particular order.

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"- Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) Back to the Future WATCH

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."- Rick (Humphrey Bogart) Casablanca WATCH

"You met me at a very strange time in my life."- The Narrator (Edward Norton) Fight Club WATCH

"Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."- Neo (Keanu Reeves) The Matrix WATCH

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner..."- Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) The Silence Of The Lambs

Click HERE for the full list.

Happy Birthday 6/13

Today is Weed Your Garden Day!
There are 195 days until Xmas.
There are 8 days left until summer begins.

MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN - 25
Chris Evans the NEW "Captain America" - 30
Ethan Embry - 33
Steve-O - 37
Rivers Cuomo Weezer frontman - 41
ALLY SHEEDY - 49
ESPN's Hannah Storm - 49
Tim Allen - 58

1920 - For some reason, the U.S. Post Office Department ruled that CHILDREN may not be sent by PARCEL POST.

1922 - The LONGEST ATTACK OF HICCUPS began on this day . . . and lasted 69 YEARS. Charlie Osborne hiccupped over 435 MILLION times before it went away. He died just 11 months after his hiccups stopped in 1991 . . . at age 98.

1966 - Police became required to tell suspects THEIR RIGHTS because of the Supreme Court's decision in the Miranda v. Arizona case.

Happy Birthday 6/10

Today is Public Zoo Day! (First one opened in 1793)
There are 197 days until Xmas!
There are 10 days until Summer begins.

Elizabeth Hurley - 46
John Edwards - 58
Maurice Sendak author of "Where the Wild Things Are" - 83
Judy Garland - Would have been 89 - (1922 - 1969)

1935 - ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS was founded in Akron, Ohio, by William G. Wilson ("Bill W.") and Dr. Robert Smith ("Dr. Bob").

1943 - The BALLPOINT PEN was patented by Laszlo Biro of Budapest, Hungary.

1978 - AFFIRMED won the BELMONT STAKES, and captured horse racing's TRIPLE CROWN. Only 11 horses have ever done it and no horse has won the Triple Crown since then.

1994 - "Speed" was released . . . starring SANDRA BULLOCK and the multi-faceted acting skills of KEANU REEVES.

Metallicopoly

METALLICA is getting their own version of Monopoly. The game will be available beginning sometime next week on their website. Metallica isn't the first band to have its own Monopoly game. KISS has one, naturally, as well as The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Elvis Presley, the Grateful Dead among others. Check out the online store HERE

Happy Birthday 6/9

Today is Lost Sock Memorial day!
There are 198 days until Xmas!
There are 11 days until Summer begins.

NATALIE PORTMAN - 30
Matthew Bellamy - 33
Tedy Bruschi - 38
JOHNNY DEPP - 48
Michael J. Fox - 50
Donald Duck - 77
Les Paul - would have been 96 (1915 - 2009)

1790 - The FIRST BOOK was copyrighted in the U.S. . . . John Barry's "Philadelphia Spelling Book".

1934 - DONALD DUCK made his debut in Disney's "The Little Wise Hen". He wasn't wearing pants then, and he still isn't wearing 'em now.

1973 - SECRETARIAT won the BELMONT STAKES to become the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years.

Will U Wii U??

Nintendo announced their newest console yesterday, the Wii U. The centerpiece of Nintendo's new gaming system is their gadget-packed controller. There's a 6.2-inch touch screen in the middle of the controller, plus it also has a front-facing camera, gyroscope, and microphone. You can even keep playing games on the controller's screen even if somebody else is watching TV. The Wii U is backwards compatible with all Wii games and devices, which means you can still use your old-school Wii remotes and balance boards with your new console. The Wii U will be available sometime next year. Watch a demo video HERE

Happy Birthday 6/8

Today is Wold Ocean day!
There are 199 days until Xmas!
There are 12 days until Summer begins.

Gabrielle Giffords - 41
Julianna Margulies - 45
Keenen Ivory Wayans - 53
Nancy Sinatra - 71
Joan Rivers - 78
Jerry Stiller - 84
Barbara Bush - 86

1948 - MILTON BERLE'S "Texaco Star Theater" premiered on NBC-TV. It was the top-rated show that year.

1984 - In an amazing day in movie history, both "GHOSTBUSTERS" and "GREMLINS" debuted in theaters! "Ghostbusters" made $13.6 MILLION that weekend, "Gremlins" made $12.5 MILLION.

1998 - The NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION elected CHARLTON HESTON as its president.

Splitsville

Here's another reason sitting in traffic sucks: According to a new study in Sweden, if your commute takes longer than 45 minutes, you're 40% more likely to get divorced. Researchers looked at data from over 2 million people between 1995 and 2005. And during that time, the average trip to the office increased 17% from 23 minutes to 27 minutes. According to the newest U.S. census, the average commute HERE is about the same: 25 minutes. Here are three more job-related factors that predict how likely you are to get divorced:

#1.) The Guy Makes Less Money Than His Wife. According to a study at Western Washington University, couples are 38% more likely to get divorced if the wife makes more than 60% of the total income.

#2.) The Woman Doesn't Work at All. Couples stay together longer if both people work, and it's because of two main reasons:
First, they have more money, which makes paying the bills less stressful. But they also tend to feel more fulfilled because they both have careers instead of just their personal lives.

#3.) You're a Bartender, a Massage Therapist, or a Choreographer. According to a study at Radford University in Virginia, those three jobs have the highest divorce rates due to long hours and erratic schedules.

Careers with the LOWEST divorce rates include optometrists, nuclear engineers, and financial planners. Read more HERE

Happy Birthday 6/7

Today is Freedom of the Press day,National Cheer Coaches Day, National Family Recreation Day
There are 200 days until Xmas!
There are 13 days until Summer begins.

Michael Cera - 23
ANNA KOURNIKOVA - 30
Allen Iverson - 36
Bear Grylls of "Man vs. Wild" - 37
Dave Navarro - 44
Mick Foley - 46
PRINCE - 53
Liam Neeson - 59
Jenny Jones - 65
Dean Martin would have been 94 - (1917 - 1995)

1929 - VATICAN CITY became its own independent country.
1955 - PRESIDENT DWIGHT EISENHOWER became the first U.S. President to appear on COLOR TV.
1975 - SONY introduced their BETAMAX VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER to the public. It cost $995. Betamax ended up losing the home video war to VHS.
1982 - PRISCILLA PRESLEY opened GRACELAND to the public, five years after Elvis's death. The bathroom where Elvis died on the toilet was closed to visitors.
1985 - "THE GOONIES" hit theaters!

Mystery SOLVED!

For years and years we've said there are two main signs a lady is a little on the loose side: TATTOOS and SMOKING. We now officially have a third entry on that list. According to a wonderful study out of Texas Tech University, there's a statistically significant connection between a woman's promiscuity and . . . BODY PIERCINGS. In the study, researchers found that women who had piercings anywhere besides their ears reported, quote, "substantively and significantly greater frequency of sexual activity" than women without body piercings. The researchers say there was no connection between men with body piercings and their number of sexual partners.

Spike TV's "Guy's Choice Awards"

Spike TV's "Guys Choice Awards" were taped Saturday night, and will air this coming Friday. JENNIFER ANISTON picked up the Decade of Hotness Award, and vowed to, quote, "keep downward-dogging until the fat lady sings." (--Downward dog is a yoga position.) SEAN PENN was on hand for the induction of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" into the Guy Movie Hall of Fame . . . and his recent ex, SCARLETT JOHANSSON was there too. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE presented the Holy Grail of Hotness trophy to his "Friends With Benefits" co-star MILA KUNIS. She said, quote, "I'm so stoked to tell my grandkids that grandma was at one point really [effing] hot."

SPOILER ALERT!!!- And the winners are...

Guy of the Year: Mark Wahlberg
Brass Balls: Keith Richards
Decade of Hotness: Jennifer Aniston
Funniest M.F.: Jim Carrey
Guy Movie Hall of Fame: "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Most Manticipated Movie: "Cowboys & Aliens"
Guy Movie of the Year: "The Fighter"
Biggest Ass Kicker: Dwayne Johnson
Most Dangerous Man: UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones
Holy Grail of Hot: Mila Kunis
Unstoppable Jock: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Our New Girlfriend: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Top Fantasy Leaguer: Chris Paul
Comedy MVP: Danny McBride
Hot and Funny: Sofia Vergara
Outstanding Literary Achievement: Keith Richards
Rookie Of The Year: L.A. Clippers forward Blake Griffin

Happy Birthday 6/6

Today is National hunger Awareness Day!
There are 201 days until Xmas!
There are 14 days until Summer begins.

Uncle Kracker - 37
James "Munky" Shaffer of KoRn - 41
Paul Giamatti - 44
Jason Isaacs - 48
Colin Quinn - 52
Sandra Bernhard - 56
"Freddie Krueger" Robert Englund - 64

1844 - The YOUNG MEN'S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION was founded in London. That's the YMCA, cowboy.

1925 - The CHRYSLER corporation was founded by Walter Percy Chrysler.

1933 - THE FIRST DRIVE-IN MOVIE THEATER OPENED . . . in Camden, New Jersey. Do you think they had creepy vans with shag carpeting back then?

1968 - Stock car driver BUDDY BAKER drove into the wall at Smoky Mountain Raceway. As he was being taken away in an ambulance, the back door opened and he fell out. He survived that, too, and continued racing.

1971 - The "Ed Sullivan Show" was canceled after 23 years. GLADYS KNIGHT & HER PIPS were Ed's last musical guests.

1998 - "Sex and the City" premiered on HBO. It ran for six seasons until its final episode in 2004.

Booty Pillow

Are you a man who thinks that pillows are nice . . . but the REAL way to sleep is with your face nestled between a woman's fleshy buttocks? No? Well, for your friends who do feel that way, there's a new product called the BOOTY PILLOW. It's shaped like a woman's buttocks and designed to feel just like them. They sell for $30. Click HERE

What The Hell Theater 6/3

A woman in Pittsburgh got her arm stuck in the drive-thru ATM at her bank. The machine wouldn't give her the cash she requested, so she reached up inside to see if she could pull it out. Firefighters had to pry her out.

A guy in eastern Russia had his buddy bury him in a coffin under eight inches of dirt overnight . . . with a cell phone, water, and holes for air pipes. But it rained heavily and he died. According to the cops, heavy rainfall overnight might have blocked the guy's air supply, and trapped him inside. In other words, he drowned . . . suffocated . . . AND was buried alive. Supposedly there's an Internet 'craze' in Russia where people talk about this nonsense, and this guy wanted to test his endurance and bring himself good luck for the rest of his life.

What The Hell Theater 6/2

In Florida, a deadbeat dad REALLY didn't want to pay $4,000 in child support. So he called the police and told them he'd been robbed and STABBED, and men stole the $4,000 from him. To sell it, he even STABBED HIMSELF in the stomach with a piece of glass. The cops quickly unraveled his story . . . and now he owes the child support AND has been charged with making a false report.

In Florida, a man was BITTEN at his neighbor's Memorial Day party. And while no one at the party would admit to it, police were able to figure out who bit him . . . because only one woman at the party had ENOUGH TEETH to have made the mark. Every other adult at the party had no or very few teeth. The woman was arrested.

In Michigan, a man got into a fight with his estranged wife and ended up BITING OFF HER EYELID. She needed massive surgeries . . . and he could get up to 10 years in prison for felony assault with intent to maim.

Virtual Splits

The Super Mario Brothers are trying to break up your marriage. According to an annual study, up to 15% of divorces now cite VIDEO GAMES as a contributing factor to the marriage breaking up. "World of Warcraft" and "Call of Duty" were the games that were specifically mentioned most frequently. Full story HERE

What The Hell Theater 6/1

In Brazil, an 81-year-old was working at the bar he owns when a robber came in, demanded money . . . and SHOT HIM in the FACE. He should be dead but the bullet deflected off his dentures, which saved his life. He's still recovering but didn't really suffer any major injuries.

In Washington, a man went to the side of the road to pee and was startled when another car drove by. He ended up falling down a 30-FOOT EMBANKMENT . . . and he was trapped. Fortunately, he managed to call 911 from his cell phone and about 45 minutes later, a crew was able to rescue him. He's being fined . . . $27