Coming to theaters this Friday.
JOHN CARTER
Its Disney, so it looks awesome but don't expect many "adult situation" blood or gore. Think, family friendly fun. Think, the trailer is more entertaining than the actual movie will be. Unless you are say, 12.
THE DECOY BRIDE
Brit comedy vs. chic flick. Pathetic girl falls in love with some other (rotten) chic's man and ends up accidentally married. I'm sure it has a happy sappy ending but if at least three-quarters of it is laughing at other people's misfortunes then I'm in!
SILENT HOUSE
Horror Flick with the little sister of the Olsen Twins. They might sue me for calling them that... meh. Anyway, she's supposedly artsy-fartsy which means showing her ta-tas all over the unheard of film scene. This one is a major motion picture, can't promise any full frontals or even side boob but redeeming fact is that it is supposed to be shot "in real time". Sadly, they say "an 88 minute ordeal" yet the movie is only 85 minutes long.
A THOUSAND WORDS
A guy who lies gets sentenced to death after speaking 1000 words. A soul connected to a tree and when the leaves are all gone... he's gone. Seems like "Liar Liar pt 2" plus the fat kid from Hot Tub Time Machine.
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