What the Hell Theater

Die-hard college basketball fans letting their team rivalries turn physical can be unfortunately commonplace during March Madness, but such dust-ups are usually reserved for sports bars, not dialysis clinics. However, that's just what happened at the Georgetown Dialysis Clinic in Georgetown, Kentucky, Tuesday reports Kentucky ABC affiliate KMBC. Authorities say patient Charles Taylor was boosting his Louisville Cardinals, when fellow patient Ed Wilson, a Kentucky Wildcats fan, reportedly flipped Taylor the bird. Cops say Taylor then walked over to Wilson and punched him in the face. Although the cops were called, no charges were filed by Wilson, provided Taylor agreed not to undergo dialysis at the same time Wilson does so they can't face off again. Their teams, however, will meet up on the hardwood Saturday.

Home ownership sometimes means waking up to find your morning paper swiped, or the occasional lawn jockey kidnapped. However, a man in Ipswitch, England greeted the morning of March 19th to the sight of his entire front lawn missing. The UK Sun is now reporting the 100 foot patch of artificial grass was likely swiped by multiple suspects, considering how heavy a rolled up patch of artificial grass that size would be. Steve Woolnough, 54, said the fake grass would cost more than $300 to replace -- but he wouldn't do so until he got himself a security camera to protect his investment.