Johnson County, Iowa deputies were called to a residence early Monday morning but soon found themselves in what could have passed for an episode of 24 -- that is, if Jack Bauer was drunk and naked. The Press-Citizen reports cops found 41-year-old William T. Bliss, naked, “excited,” and exhibiting signs of intoxication. He told deputies four men forced him to handle a nuclear bomb at his residence. The paper says Bliss then took off running, leading to a pursuit that left a deputy injured. He later admitted he'd been drinking all day. He was slapped with multiple charges, including interference with official acts causing bodily injury, and public intoxication, a simple misdemeanor. Perhaps not surprisingly, no nuke was found.
A fight between a husband and wife in Ann Arbor on Friday took a tropical twist when he allegedly knocked her out by hitting her in the head with a thrown pineapple. AnnArbor.com reports the unidentified woman, 34, was sent to the hospital to recover, but remained tight-lipped as to how she got there. Hospital staff called cops to notify them of a possible assault, and police discovered evidence at the couple's home of a physical fight. The alleged victim has reportedly declined to cooperate with investigators, but cops are still seeking an arrest warrant for her 42-year-old husband, who also wasn't identified.
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