Friday, March 16, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A Cape Cod doctor's office is tying men's love of pizza to tying off their reproductive gear. According to Cape Cod Online, Urology Associates of Cape Cod is offering a free pizza with every vasectomy. The deal -- advertised with a cheeky local TV spot -- is also timed to March Madness. "Men need a few days of recovery after a vasectomy, so what could be better than hanging out on the couch, watching some hoops and chowing down a free pizza?" asked practice administrator Evan Cohen. As for the pie? "It does actually come with one topping. Maybe you can put some meatballs on it," joked Cohen.

A 15-year-old girl from Rogers, Arkansas thought it'd be funny to send a snarky text -- but she sure sent it to the wrong person. 40/29 News reported on Wednesday that the unidentified girl mimicked a message she saw on the social media site Pinterest which read, "When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?" She dialed, but the random number landed her in hot water. Out of 500,000-plus phone numbers in her 479 area code, she accidentally texted the message to a police detective. Cops traced the number and found the sender, who told them it was a joke. They let the prankster go with a warning.

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