Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What the Hell Theater


A cash-strapped California little league team had been given a chance to play on, thanks in large part to a donation from a strip club, but the league now says their well-heeled high-heeled donors can keep their endowment. According to KTLA, the generosity of the dancers at the Jet Strip was refused by Little League President Roberto Aguirre. "We do not want the money from the strip club. I think, for us, we do need the money, but we will go some other avenue," Aguirre said. So the cash-strapped league will look elsewhere to combat skyrocketing school district baseball diamond fees, and the strip club's income will remain in crumpled dollar bills.

A Swedish man was already in trouble, accused of stealing gasoline using his car's specially-modified gas tank, when he allegedly stole a cop car, then another ride, and used that one to rescue his vehicle from the impound lot. The Local reports two men were detained by cops on suspicion of swiping diesel on Sunday, and when one suspect was being frisked, his accomplice jumped from the back of the squad car into the driver's seat of the officer's still-running cruiser and sped off. Police monitored the GPS-enabled vehicle, but lost track of it when the suspect apparently stole another vehicle, and used it to break his gas guzzler from the lot where cops impounded it. He was later captured at his mother's house, where he reportedly resisted arrest. Both men are thought to be linked to other gas thefts, according to local paper Bohusläningen.

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